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>There is no love sincerer than the love of food.

Any /lit/ about being a fat gluttonous bastard?

>> No.18228309

>>18228305
try the work of George R. R. Martin

>> No.18228344

What is it with American equating love for food with gluttony?

>> No.18229410

>>18228305
Shakespeare says something like it's a sin if all you do with your life is love food and idle sleep
It's in Hamlet during his monologue when he sees Fortanbras on his way to war. Act 4 I think.
IDK Maybe read Hamlet

>> No.18229427

The 400 pound CEO

>> No.18229460

>>18229410
Tolstoy says the same thing in Ivan Ilych.

>> No.18229464

>>18228344
Because american food is greasy, sugary shit. They don't know how to make and eat tasty food that won't give you a heart attack before 60.

>> No.18229477

>>18229464
We know how to, it's just the cidiots don't know how to.

>> No.18229512

>>18229410
Funny thing is, Shakespeare probably loved drinking himself. He almost certainly drank a good deal and apparently died because of it, dying after a night out with the boys Ben Jonson and Michael Drayton.

Also, Act 4, Scene IV, 34 - 35.

What is a man if his chief good and market of his time be but to sleep and feed? A beast - no more.

>> No.18229530

>>18229512
Well yeah his writing makes it obvious he enjoyed carnal pleasure but the difference between him and my fat ass is he is the greatest writer the english language has ever known, I'm just a 'a beast - no more'

>> No.18229583

>>18228305
Air frier instructions
Adolfs book, because the fat faggots here jerk off to its writing

>> No.18229596

>>18229530
Hahahahahahaha, ahhhh my friend. You have the same good humor as Shakespeare, who apparently played Falstaff himself. Be proud of such a thing.

>> No.18229601

/lit/ and /ck/ are the only two boards I visit on 4chan.

Sardines + crackers and a good book is all one need's for a lovely night.

>> No.18229631

>>18229601
What about pussy?

>> No.18229766

>>18229631
Much ado about *nothing*
for Nature herself hath equipped us with two somethings in the form of a hand.
Left or right, take your pick
satisfy thy lovely prick.

>> No.18230188

>>18229766
based

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>>18228344
Because it is and they are based and puritian pill. the American spirit subconciously wants to send the world into an ascetic world wide post apocalypse and their fat identy is simply a mask to fool the gentiles into a lulled sense of security.

>> No.18231126

>>18229766
Where is this from?

>> No.18231627

my fucking diary this past week holy CHRIST i want to neck myself. binge eating is a stress mechanism while also being a self harm thing. something pure and nice and unique happens and i was feeling all sublime and decided explicitly to drag it back into the mud and eat until i feel sick multiple days in a row hiding in my apartment.

wish i was a drug addict instead, using food like a drug makes me feel ridiculous and absurd, which kinda adds to the efficacy of the self harm aspect. because i dont even feel real right now, i don't feel like a human. i'm not allowed to feel normal human things, i'm a fucking clown.

>> No.18231640

>>18231627
You uh doing ok there bud?

>> No.18231672

>>18231640
no, i'm stuck. just imagine that something really nice happened to you, something that would pull you out of the deepest despondency and make you re evaluate any cynicism or pessimism you might have about life itself. and it happens out of the fucking blue with absolutely no warning. it shocked me too hard i think. so now i'm back to my old habits and hiding because i also randomly caught a really bad cold, or covid maybe.
the only thing keeping me feeling human is that "well i'm not *binge* eating i'm just *over* eating, which is a normal person thing to do because i'm sick".
but deep down i know i'm making myself disgusting because i'm scared of that beautiful elusive "pure" feeling i had earlier, like looking at the sun it's too bright.

>> No.18232190

>>18228305
Go back to /ck/ and discuss burgers there

>> No.18232194

>>18228305
obligatory Oblomov. not about eating specifically but it's the standard rec for idle wasteful comfy living

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18232197

Are there books about not being fat yourself, but wanting your partner to be fat and actively enjoying her increasing in size and girth?

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>>18232197
Architecture

>> No.18233518

>>18231672
Push-ups every morning bud. Takes just a minute each day to make yourself better. I believe in you.

>> No.18233523

>>18231126
Shakespeare

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>>18232197
>tranime

>> No.18233874

>>18232197
Yes, DSM-IV.

>> No.18234023

>>18228305
Dante's Inferno. Repent, or wallow in your shit while vomiting up your sin.

>> No.18234301

>>18231126
Randomly kind of made it up, haha.

>>18233523
Nope. But you comparing that little verse to Shakespeare is the greatest of all compliments, thank you!

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>>18229512
>feed