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1820441 No.1820441 [Reply] [Original]

Why don't you look like this?

>> No.1820444

because I don't have autoaggressive behaviour patterns.

>> No.1820446

is that tinytrip

>> No.1820450

Because I like eating.

>> No.1820451

I'm lazy and love food.

>> No.1820452

I don't use creatine, steriods, or heavy duty protein shakes.

Also, I will not develop man-tits when I no longer have the time to upkeep my muscles where as the other man who has ample pecks, will develop boobies as soon as he loses his time to keep in shape.

My body is built for functionality and durability.

>> No.1820454

Because I'm female.

>> No.1820455

>>1820452
Lol you are retarded.

>> No.1820462

i'm somehow trying, though lazily
becoming a well-read and well-built man would be a pretty nice achievement, wouldn't it?

>> No.1820472

>>1820462
Tinytrip is already this.

>> No.1820473

>>1820462
no, being successful in any kind of study or enterprise would be.

Looking good and reading a lot is hardly an achievement.

>> No.1820475

>>1820472
no he's pretty dumb

kinda cute thuogh

>> No.1820478

>>1820452 yea. youre dumb.

and i do look like that

>> No.1820479

>>1820451

Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.

OP's pic does seem a bit beyond the healthy norm and into the obsessive weightlifter mentality however... It's mostly people who are overly aggressive and trying to deal with anger or who are overcompensating for something else.

It's one thing to maintain a healthy lifestyle and exercise regularly, it's another thing entirely to have your lifestyle be maintained around looking as though you were carved from wood.

>> No.1820484

>>1820479
>>1820479
You don't have to look like that to be healthy, though. Unless you're just genetically gifted, reaching that sort of physical form is going to take a pretty strict diet on top of your exercise.

>> No.1820489

>>1820479

>implying skinny is the same thing as healthy

You may find this shocking, but you can be overweight and healthy. You can also be skinny and in horrible shape.

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>>1820489
>you can be overweight and healthy
>overweight and healthy
>healthy

>> No.1820500

>>1820489
>>1820484

Allow me to revise, "Nothing tastes as good as healthy feels."

You're totally correct, and it was an unintentional implication.

Except, overweight = unhealthy. I mean, yea 5 lbs over isn't anything to fret over, but it's still not healthy to be above or below what you should be weighing....

>> No.1820505

THE TIME YOU SPEND WASTING IN GYM TO KEEP A BODY THAT'S ONLY GOING TO BECOME MORE DIFFICULT AS TIME PASSES, I AM ENJOYING LIFE AND FUCKING FINE GIRLS.

ALSO, OF COURSE, READING.

>> No.1820513

>>1820500

Now it's my turn for clarification. You can be fat and still be healthy. Overweight, by definition, is of course going to be unhealthy, because it's having more weight than your body can handle.

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>>1820505
You know your wasting time by reading books to better a mind that will one day become useless.

>> No.1820526

>>1820500
Good luck trying to define "what you should be weighing."

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>>1820513
Yeh she looks healthy.
The fact of the matter is this. Fat is stored because you aren't burning enough calories in your daily work. Therefore you are consuming more than is needed for this to happen. This is unhealthy because it put more stress on the heart, intestines and bowel as well as putting the body in a constant insulin high, which lowers the immune system. Sounds healthy, right?

>> No.1820535

>>1820533
Sure is some pseudoscience bullshit you're slinging there.

>> No.1820537
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1820537

> not replying to every single troll thread

I seriously hope you guys don't do this.

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>>1820535

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>>1820537
Sandwiches I was thinking just that.
>Open front page of /lit/
>Not even one literature related thread
>mfw

>> No.1820554

>>1820533
Dats nasty bro, and to think some people are actually into dat shit.

>> No.1820556

>>1820545

Except he's right. Calories in calories out is well known to be bullshit.

>> No.1820563

Because it's too much effort for not much. I'd rather spend my time doing something useful and rewarding rather than spend years to achieve some kind of aesthetic standard.
Also, it looks like someone overcompensating for something.

Sure I train every now and then but at the point of this guy, it's just not worth it.

>> No.1820572

Being skinny and vaguely feminine suits me more than muscle.

>> No.1820574

>>1820563
In case you hadn't realised. The reward is fucking prettier girls than you would otherwise bro. That's why I go running 3 times a week.

>> No.1820578

>>1820574
Some fail to see it a worthwhile venture to bag girls who would let guys who exercise just to bag girls bag them.

>> No.1820588

every day i thank blue-eyed jesus that my formative years in the american midwest gave me a sexual appetite for fat girls and ugly guys

>> No.1820608

>>1820578
>girls who would let guys who exercise just to bag girls bag them.

Interesting way to look at it.

Another way to look at it would be girls like to fuck guys who are considerate enough to put in the time and effort making themselves fuckable.

>> No.1820613

>>1820574

Still not worth it. Either sex is overrated or I don't like it as much as other guys.

>> No.1820614

>>1820451
>>1820450

Thing is, that guy probably eats more than anyone in this thread. He just eats the right things, and once you have that body, you can go crazy pretty much when you want.

Tiny, the owner of that body, enjoys Kafka, Camus and Hemingway: http://www.formspring.me/tinytrip

As for me, currently reading Mademe Bovary on my way to the gym every day. bitches go wet for muscles + culture.

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1820620

Some ass from /fit/ trolling /lit/? Really?

I don't look like that because the only people who like that that aren't legit athletes are vain, dopey meatheads. There's no reason to be that jacked. It's sooo much work to achieve and maintain and isn't even ideal for getting women. Ottermode is the ideal male body. It's good for women, way easier to attain and maintain. With ottermode you look hot and in shape, but you're not intimidating to girls in any way.

I'm just not that into myself, dude.

>> No.1820622

>>1820614

It's Madame Bovary. Native french here, that's a horrible mistake to make in my language.

>> No.1820626

>>1820516
I READ BOOKS FOR ENJOYMENT, FUCKWIT

>> No.1820630

>>1820614
http://www.formspring.me/tinytrip

Again, read this and realize that someone with that body isnt always a complete meathead.

>>1820622
ugh sorry. No excuses since Im european.

>> No.1820633

>>1820613
I also actually really enjoy running. I should be reading more instead right? I watch almost no tv so I make some of the time back that way.

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>>1820620
>>1820620
>So much work to achieve and maintain

3 x 1 hour sessions a week

fuck me man you're right, it's so hard to find the time for that.
maybe getting off the internet but fuck that brah

saged and reported for non-literature, all anons who do not do this are the cancer killing /lit/

>> No.1820645

>>1820574
HAVE YOU SEEN THE AVERAGE TYPE OF GIRL GUYS LIKE THIS HAVE? THEY AREN'T THE BEST PICK OF THE LITTER, LET ME TELL YOU THAT.

>> No.1820649

I bet this faggot is just 140 pounds and believes he's a body builder. My vocabulary alone could kick the shit our of you.

Once you gain muscle mass, as opposed to just lacking fat, we'll talk.

>> No.1820650

>>1820637
YOU'RE SKINNIER THAN ME BB, AND I NEVER WORK OUT.

STOP TALKING ABOUT SHIT LIKE YOU KNOW ABOUT IT, WHEN YOU OBVIOUSLY DON'T.

>> No.1820655

>>1820650
>>1820650
working out does not = body mass capsguy, i also thought you had me hidden kiddo!

i run 3x a week and i do weights in the gym but i don't eat enough to get ripped.

it's not difficult to know that most routines consist of one day on one day off and an A B A routine which you alternate to B A B each week.

Sorry capsguy you're just being fucking retarded.


>>1820649
>>1820649
> My vocabulary alone could kick the shit our of you
>our of you

inb4 that'sthejoke.jpg
it clearly wasn't

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1820658

>>1820655
>>1820655
don't eat enough or particularly want to*

>> No.1820668

>>1820649

He's 5'4 but can squat and bench 1.5x his bodyweight. Lets see you try something like that.

>> No.1820669

>>1820668

Holy shit, he's 5'4?? Yikes, no wonder he decided to get jacked... I mean, whoa...

>> No.1820672

>>1820655
A KIDDO IS A KID WHO STILL WITH LIVES MUMMIE AND DADDIE.

WHEN REFERRING TO ACHIEVING AND MAINTAINING, I THOUGHT THE REFERENCE WAS TO LIKE OP'S PICTURE. HE WAS SAYING IT'S DIFFICULT, YOU WERE REPLYING WITH IT BEING RELATIVELY EASY, AS IF YOU WERE SPEAKING FROM PERSONAL EXPERIENCE SINCE WHENEVER I WAS ON TINY.CHAT YOU'D BE TALKING ABOUT WORKING OUT IN A BOASTFUL MANNER.

I SAID I WOULD FILTER YOU, I DID THAT, THE LENGTH OF SUCH FILTERING IS INDEFINITE. KIND OF LIKE HOW YOU POST WITHOUT TRIP JUST TO LET ME KNOW SOMETHING NOW AND THEN, RIGHT?

BUT YEAH, YOU CAN GO BACK ON THE FILTER NOW, LITTLE BOY.

>> No.1820674

>>1820658
I just realized these reaction images Brownbear is using aren't pictures of Virginia W00f

>> No.1820675

IT'S LITTLE DICK SYNDROME BIG EGO SYNDROME MAYBE.

IF YOU'RE SHORT, YOU'VE GOT TO COMPENSATE FOR YOUR GENETIC DEFICIENCY SOMEHOW, WHY NOT TAKE ADVANTAGE OF HAVING A BODY EASIER ABLE TO GET PUMPED?

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>>1820645
>HAVE YOU SEEN THE AVERAGE TYPE OF GIRL GUYS LIKE THIS HAVE? THEY AREN'T THE BEST PICK OF THE LITTER, LET ME TELL YOU THAT.

The average guy who looks like that never picked up a book in his life and is below the curve when it comes to brains, but at least he realized his last hope to get laid and went for it.

>mfw if you had a body like that and read Tolstoy and Dostoevsky and girls aren't swarming around you like bees to honey

>> No.1820683

>>1820614

>Kafka, Camus and Hemingway
>Madame Bovary

Hahaha, is that supposed to be impressive? Reading literature a high school sophomore could easily digest?

Oh yeah, wow. I'm so impressed. You can read plain prose, simple themes, and easy-to-digest philosophy. You're clearly not a meathead or anything.

>> No.1820685

>>1820680
BELIEVE IT OR NOT LITTLE BOY, BUT WOMEN ENJOY SEX TOO. FUCK 4CHAN IS FILLED WITH LOSERS WHO SEEM TO THINK SCREWING A CHICK IS MAKING HER DO YOU A SERVICE OR SOMETHING.

WELL, FOR MANY OF GUYS, LIKE YOU, IT'S PROBABLY THE CASE.

IT IS NOT HARD TO PICK UP

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>>1820672
>>1820672
actually a kiddo is someone under the age of 18 or someone who acts like a kid.

got that kiddo

yeah it's not difficult to get jacked like tinytrip if you're his height (5 feet 4 inches) but something similar to that isn't unattainable to someone taller. It's more diet than lifting, about 70/30 split that was (as tinytrip himself said), you just need to eat right and make the time to push yourself at the gym! However tiny trip is also EXTREMELY rich so there is that aspect. Got that sonny?

>KIND OF LIKE HOW YOU POST WITHOUT TRIP JUST TO LET ME KNOW SOMETHING NOW AND THEN, RIGHT?
yeah i've got to educate you somehow right? your idiocy is so vast it deserves to be pointed out at any and all chances, how else will you learn?

>BUT YEAH, YOU CAN GO BACK ON THE FILTER NOW, LITTLE BOY.
i thought so, sticking your fingers in your ears and screaming 'IM NOT LISTENING NA NA NA NA' just like a 5 year old.

have a good day kiddo!

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>>1820685
>>1820685
oh wow look it's capsguy boasting about how many chinese girls he supposedly fucked!

waht a tweest

>> No.1820699

really jacked short guys are kind of strange-looking to me although i know there are some who love that shit. there's this 5'5" soft-looking lil otter type working at the starbucks in the lobby of my office building who i'm sexually obsessed with and i bet he gets to eat carbs

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1820707

>mfw Brownbear discovered Fantano and is now over-using the fuck out of him.

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>>1820696
>>1820696

>> No.1820720

I'm too poor for the gym and even if I weren't too poor I'm too much of a pussy to go

I did gain like 10 pounds this year by doing pushups though so hey

>> No.1820722

My boyfriend actually does kind of look like that, only browner and not as cut. And I get to fuck him in the butt (sometimes (usually he's on top (we are both homofags)))

Also, I'd like to add that though he's not constantly in the gym it sure as hell seems that way because he works nights and goes to school and has very little time right now and I want him to spend time with me, not at the gym. Hmph.

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>>1820707
>>1820707
>discovered
i've been watching his reviews since he started (when he was posting them on /mu/)
but i've been steadily building up my reaction images.

i go through phases of spamming similar reaction images, i started with dale cooper but i just cycle back and forth forever.

>> No.1820734

>>1820683
>>1820683
>>1820683

Thing is, I dont read to impress others. Im sure you loved every line of Ulysses but some of us like to feel emotions while reading.

>> No.1820737

>>1820683

> plain prose
>Flaubert

You can be somewhat forgiven because you are an ignorant Anglophone

>> No.1820738

>>1820734

And you can only feel things from incredibly basic, sophomoric literature?

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>>1820685
>BELIEVE IT OR NOT LITTLE BOY, BUT WOMEN ENJOY SEX TOO

Yes, yes they do. And guess who they enjoy having sex with? Guys who are in good shape.

>IT IS NOT HARD TO PICK UP
No of course it's not, and I can tell by your use of caps lock that you are quite the "alpha male." Maybe you could teach us all a thing or two. What do you say, any tips for /lit/ on picking up?

>> No.1820770

I haven't been on lit for like two weeks except for two posts last night. I checked today and this thread is on here. This is exactly why I was driven away: this pathetic posturing. Why can't we discuss literature? Why does it always have to be a dick measuring contest?

reported for being off fucking topic. you should all be ashamed of yourselves for letting this thread continue beyond simple posts of "sage and reported"

>> No.1820777

>>1820770
holy shit! i thought this was /fit for quite some time.

>> No.1820780

>>1820770
counter-sage 4

>> No.1820786

>>1820547
counter-sage 5

>>1820537
counter-sage 6

>> No.1820787

>>1820770
Well when I loaded /lit/ there was not even one literature related thread on page 1. Although I accept that I should have saged, but I forgot.

You can also blame the OP's for starting the non-lit threads and veryone else for not making lit-threads.

>> No.1820790

>>1820787

counter-sage 1

>> No.1820792

If you could see my brain it would look equivalent to that body in terms of strength. However I am still better than you because a body like that only attracts dumb bitches with annoying voices and fake tans, whereas my brain and all it's knowledge of literature attracts intelligent women who are also very physically attractive. Also, I have spent my time doing enjoyable stuff (reading and shit) instead of boring stuff like lifting weights. Also, I can eat whatever the fuck I want. Also, I have a phd and get paid to say stuff about books--you have a shitty blue collar job which essential comes down to moving shit around, and you make much less money than I do. Also, except for dumb bitches with fake tans, everyone see you as that guy with something to prove. Also, you're a fag.

>> No.1820799

>>1820790
lol

>> No.1820801

>>1820799

counter-sage 4

>> No.1820806

>>1820792
So I take it you would fuck a fat chick as long as she was intelligent then?

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>>1820801
wow the butthurt is strong with this fabulous loser guy

>> No.1820823

>>1820441
Because I am not a pseudo human chimpanzee which pretty much doesn't do anything a part of work out and smoke grass because my parents died in a car accident and leave me a millionaire insurance or be a Kurdish origin Aussie with neglecting and sometimes abusive parents which after discovering wasting his life with WoW decided to fuck up his metabolism with charging it with steroids for become a man whore and a stripper?

>> No.1820838

>>1820823
>>1820823
iirc he got 750,000 and so did his sister

but maybe withother stuff it added to over 1 mil but i don't remember

>> No.1821028

It is common for short men to feel that they need to be above-average in some other aspect of attraction in order to compensate for being short. Physical fitness is a fairly logical place to make up this lost ground; if you cannot build up, then build out. I am guilty of this myself.

Whether they admit it or not, everyone under six foot remembers the first time they heard women candidly talking about male height related to attraction. Feels bad man, but we all come to terms with it in the end.

>> No.1821032

>>1820792

This anon makes too many assumptions.

>> No.1821036

because I'm female.

>> No.1821051

Because I don't like the way muscles look and they usually don't look good on internet people who have them. Why do all these guys cut their heads off of their images? If they're so secure then what's wrong with their faces?

>> No.1821056

>>1821051

the face is vestigial for fitness nuts; they see humanity as a parade of torsos of varying hardness (cf. american psycho)

>> No.1821057

>>1821051
Your missing the point. the question was essentially "why arent you in very good shape?"

Your body could look much better if you worked out, but you cant change your face.

Get it now dummy?

>> No.1821061

>>1821057
>you could look much better
Dude, I would look like a fucking copy-pasted face on a plastic body like most people on the internet with bodies like that do. I have no interest in growing any more muscle than I have now.

>> No.1821070

>>1821061
then its not meant for you. its meant for the people who could do with getting into better shape, whether by toning up a bit or losing a few pounds.

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>>1821061
>a fucking copy-pasted face on a plastic body like most people on the internet with bodies like that

>> No.1821078

>>1821074
i love scooby

>> No.1821085

>>1821074
well Id be a handsome bastard if I dropped like 15 kilos lol

used be much slimmer and used to fuck loads of hot girls, now i just get attention from overweight chicks.

>> No.1821089

>>1821074
Are you agreeing with me D&E

Because that's what I'm getting from that image.

>> No.1821096

I do 1 hour cardio ereday how come I don't look like that?

>> No.1821101

>>1821096
resistance training

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>>1821089
i guess if you're saying ugly people will never look beautiful or something.

but even if you're ugly or you have whatever deformity you have, it's absolutely no reason not to develop and maximise the potential of your body, regardless of what its limits are.

>> No.1821113

>>1821104
Eh. No thanks.

>> No.1821115

>>1821104
Ever heard of opportunity costs? I spend the hours I could spend in a gym doing other things, including stuff you could classify as self-improvement.

>> No.1821120

>>1821104
There's not much in that in terms of "potential" except looks. If you'd try to maximize effective musculature, you wouldn't look like that; those are effects of sculpting a body for purely cosmetic reasons.

>> No.1821121

>>1821115
Anyone who does not keep their body in peak physical condition is living sub-optimally, this doesn't cost you anything if you understand how valuable to both physical and mental health peak physical condition is.

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>>1821115
>>1821115
yeah those 3 hours a week'll kill ya!

>> No.1821127

>>1821121
He says as if anybody cares about being at their "full potential" as much as him.

>> No.1821139

a weird mishima-esque quest for physical perfection is one thing, but if it's just a matter of getting laid i'll never understand why people make such a headache out of the whole thing

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1821142

I'd rather look like this

It seems like such a cosy, masculine body to have, at least to my scrawny self

>> No.1821146

>>1821142
this is pretty delicious

>> No.1821147

I kind of look like OP's pic, except I don't have those awesome upper side abdominal ripples or whatever you call them. How do you get those??

>> No.1821149

>>1821142
Looks fine. Looks real.

>> No.1821151

>>1821142
>>1821142
you mght like the look 'and then i was a bear' has going for him

>> No.1821154

ITT: a whole lot of jelly

I don't look like that because I'm lazy and strong enough to get by.

>> No.1821169

Cause my heart's all fucked up and I can't lift.