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>move to new city
>want to make friends
>decide to try out book clubs
>go on meetup and facebook groups
>99% are trash genre fiction or stembug pop science book of the week
>find literature, philosophy, or history book clubs
>all old people
its over

>> No.18187524

can't get any better than old people though. don't discard them so quickly. they've knowledge and good stories to tell. plus they really enjoy the company.

>> No.18187538

>>18187524
I want my dick sucked anon. If this wasn't the case I would agree with you. But my ego is too big to just go to the genre fiction clubs and hit on the women there, I wouldn't be able not to shit on them during discussions

>> No.18187560

>>18187538
sounds like you don't want to get your dick sucked enough

the kinds of women who read serious literature have stinky cunts and are often far too neurotic to spread them for you anyway (personal experience)

>> No.18187570

>>18187508
>>all old people
Bro that's the dream. Be friends with them and maybe they will set you up with their cute daughters. You never know.

>> No.18187588

>>18187570
I have a similar strategies with going to my place of worship. Get to know these old people and hope they find me handsome and charming enough to introduce me to their daughters. Pray for me lads.

>> No.18187602

>>18187538
>wants his dick sucked
What does it have to do with book clubs? Everyone knows that insta-bimboes are the best cocksuckers. Plus they'll think you're really smart.

>> No.18187610

>>18187602
how to get insta bimbo's without instagram?

>> No.18187661

>>18187538
I have similar issues in forming relationships and bonds with people. It is difficult to speak with people sometimes.

>> No.18187664

>>18187508
lower your standards bro, unironically.
you're looking for friends, not a study group.

>> No.18187720

>>18187508
I fantasize about moving to a big mega city and making just a single friend online who gets me and we meet up every once and a while to hangout or support each other. That sounds sad, doesn’t it?

>> No.18187746

>>18187538
Who says old ladies can't suck dick good? No teeth in the way either.

>> No.18187759

>>18187538
There are apps for that. Cuts out the guesswork too.

>> No.18187762

>>18187720
It is really hard to open up and meet new people. I really do feel entirely alone in the world. I may as well be.

>> No.18187783

start your own

>> No.18187886
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>>18187588
You're going to make it

>> No.18187905

>>18187762
This, im lucky I have two good friends but its only because I literally grew up on the same street as them. I've had plenty of people try and be friendly with me from school, work etc. But its so hard to make a connection.

>> No.18187908

>>18187588
based
good luck

>> No.18187929

>>18187560
Sorry bro, that's a you problem. Those kinds of bookish chicks in writing and book clubs put out at the drop of a hat. You're probably not projecting the aura of danger and disfunction that turns them on.

>> No.18187973

>>18187929
Lol enjoy your fat desperate chicks

>> No.18188031

>>18187905
I just want a girlfriend and to hear about media that isn't Spongebob or the Three Stooges for once in my life.

>> No.18188034

>>18187762
I have a twin brother but it’s hard for me to feel like we’re really friends.

>> No.18188048

>>18187538
there might be desperate old gilfs there down to suck and fuck

>> No.18188065

>>18187508
A thread died for your blogpost, congrats

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18188070

>A thread died for your blogpost, congrats

>> No.18188080

>>18188065
Yeah, solve our problems for us and then we won't shit up your board.

>> No.18188086

>>18187538
are there any universities around? That's where you want to hang out

>> No.18188163

>>18187508
>>all old people
>its over
no it's not. would you rather talk to a retarded zoomer? best case scenario is a lefty college zoomer midwit

>> No.18188237

>>18187508
Old people are based and have a lifetime's worth of wisdom that they are aching to tell young people about. Give it a try.