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This guy who is a son of this guy was fighting this other guy who was the son of this guy and he pierced his armor with his spear and this guy was screaming a horrible dying sound, and blood exploded from his back and then his armor just rattled as he slumped over dead, and this guy pulled out his spear and stripped the armor from him. And this guy who was the son of this guy was fighting this guy who was the son of this guy but then this guy who was the son of this guy (also known as the son of that guy) tried to hit him with arrows but the arrows kept missing because Zeus was on that guys side, because he was the son of this guy.

Then the Achaeans, or as I like to call them Argives, or as some like to call them Danaans hesitated because this guy, the son of that guy struck fear into their hearts. But now I must end the chapter, and begin another, because the gods are scheming behind the back of Zeus, the son of the big guy.

>> No.18175834

Chadhathustra, quick, summon that weapon given to you by the gods, that weapon which is brighter than the Sun and rejoices all the celestial nymphs and makes the demons seething in the shades, that weapon which surely kills the enemy as would a mighty elephant painted in many colors sitting on a turkey.
Worry not Wojakastra, for I will now invoke mentally this invincible weapon whose sound is so big it would be terribly painful... for you, that weapon I'm now going to hastily throw without delay, my gora friend with a sad face, charged with the knowledge given to me by the Rishi Apu Apustaja, who pleases the gods with his memes, I'm hurling that weapon without delay to the wicked face of the general Spurdasparda.
Fugg :3 dat weapon without equal, he's sending it in my direction like scissors to benis, I'm dying instantly now but as I fall in slowmo let me remind you, Rama and Sita not Rama and Steve, kay, praise Shiva. I'm now dead fugg it's like mother Earth embraces me now, the bearded cultures are looting my organs like shekels, you're gonna carry that weight Chadhathustra, see you Space cowboys by 2020.

>> No.18175962

>>18175834
based

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>>18175667
>>18175834

>> No.18176241

r*ddit thread

>> No.18177553

>>18175667
Wonderfully put

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>>18175834

>> No.18177974

>>18175667
lol

>> No.18178353

>>18175667
OP, you are an ignorant faggot that should fucking die.
Eat my shit you nigger.