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Anonymous Sun May 2 22:15:49 2021 No.18163183 [Reply] [Original]

ITT Start a literary joke and have others write the punch line

Why was Heidegger afraid of the dark?

>>	None !!bGBGaUpA8kS Sun May 2 22:16:49 2021 No.18163186 Hard mode: no “sneed”

>>	Anonymous Sun May 2 22:17:49 2021 No.18163192 File: 2.74 MB, 1900x1920, Sneed's.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18163183 >>18163186 Chuck

>>	Anonymous Sun May 2 22:18:50 2021 No.18163196 >>18163183 Is Sneed Dionysian or Apollonian? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nT07vdLXJfQ

>>	Anonymous Sun May 2 22:20:57 2021 No.18163206 A Short History of Decay? More like a Short Bitchery of The Gay

>>	Anonymous Sun May 2 22:22:14 2021 No.18163210 >>18163206 The trouble with being born? More like Stubble with seeing porn.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 2 22:23:56 2021 No.18163216 >>18163196 chuck is obviously dionysian

>>	Anonymous Sun May 2 22:24:14 2021 No.18163219 What did DFW say to Mark Fisher after he finished a blog post? Hang 10!

Anonymous Sun May 2 22:30:26 2021 No.18163236

>>18163196
The Fundamental nature of Sneed's feed and see is undeniably Abelonian in character, For eyes we understand Apollo to be most emblematic of ageistThat is conducive toward the construction of a beautiful And content native representation of the human condition There is little doubt in any genuine mind that Sneed feed and seed formerly Chuck's embodiesThis very character in so far as it points to the whimsical nature of the urban man's decaying state yet the simplistic beauty of the rural alternative in direct comparison to that decadence That dominates the minds of those vas who tend to consider these things for often it is the case that the rustic get noble farmhandThat dominates the minds of those vas who tend to consider these things for often it is the case that the rustic get noble farmhandIs left to the wayside windows of us immersed in the despondency of urban decay focus less so on the ontological reality of our own condition relative to others and more so on the reductive perspective of life that is maintained within the confines of our lives Snead feed and seed is a reprieve from the jailhouse that is our own perceptions showing us that there is a Apollonian beauty beyond the past which is so lossed within our present that it does exist any maintains existence elsewhere and we only got to begin searching in order to find itAnd we appsolutely must find it before the negro hordes sees it 1st and tear down that beauty which we have spent our lives seeking in vain because of our own personal faults

>>	Anonymous Sun May 2 22:31:43 2021 No.18163241 File: 307 KB, 400x400, kek.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18163236 bravo

>>	Anonymous Sun May 2 23:31:01 2021 No.18163539 >>18163236 is this a reference to the Sneed's Feed and Seed segment from that one Simpsons episode?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 2 23:37:21 2021 No.18163576 >>18163183 Because he could nazi anything in it.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 3 00:47:26 2021 No.18163916 >>18163183 Because the Being-for-Itself only exists through perpetual perception!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 3 00:52:28 2021 No.18163944 >>18163916 This.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 3 00:58:13 2021 No.18163966 >>18163183 How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb? None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 3 01:08:52 2021 No.18164016 File: 33 KB, 600x539, 1610279620496.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18163183 Why did Borges fall down stairs? Because he is blind and couldn't see where he was going HAHAHAHAHHAHA

>>	Anonymous Mon May 3 01:14:16 2021 No.18164042 >>18163966 I just did a spontaneous double facepalm. Never groaned so hard in my life. Well done.

Anonymous Mon May 3 02:43:24 2021 No.18164387

>>18163183
Because the dark darkens.

Heidegger walks into a bar. The barman asks: "What can I get you?" Heidegger asks for a glass of local, authentic beer. The barman pours him a beer and he drinks it. "Not authentic", says Heidegger, "Give me another one." Barman pours him a different beer and he drinks that one too. "Not authentic", he says, "Give me another one." Barman pours him another one. "This one is also not authentic," Heidegger complains. Barman looks him in the eyes and says:

>>	Anonymous Mon May 3 04:04:04 2021 No.18164590 >>18164387 'Fuck off you nazi'

>>	Anonymous Mon May 3 04:05:50 2021 No.18164596 >>18164016 Because Schopenhauer mistook him for a woman and pushed him

>>	Anonymous Mon May 3 08:36:36 2021 No.18165456 Nietzsche alks into a bar.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 3 08:40:56 2021 No.18165476 How did the solipsist break up with his girlfriend?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 3 08:42:55 2021 No.18165488 What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 3 08:56:00 2021 No.18165568 >>18165476 he killed himself

>>	Anonymous Mon May 3 08:57:40 2021 No.18165576 >>18165456 guess you could say he had the will to HAPPY HOUR boom

>>	Anonymous Mon May 3 11:49:33 2021 No.18166638 >>18165488 A joke that flies over this anon's head.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 3 11:50:38 2021 No.18166645 Sartre goes to a cafe and orders a coffee without cream. The waitress says, "Sorry, we're out of cream. How about coffee without milk?"

>>	Anonymous Mon May 3 11:52:54 2021 No.18166662 >>18165488 No punchline.

Anonymous Mon May 3 13:03:17 2021 No.18167171

>>18166645
I tell people this is my favorite joke of all time, I build it up to be this absolutely hilarious joke with the highest expectations of the now five people surrounding me, sitting at the edge of their chairs, beers in hand, waiting to hear what the 'smart kid's favorite joke is. And then I tell it with gusto and charisma. No one laughs. Half the crowd is confused. The other half mutter 'god damn it, anon.' and I sit there, smiling. In my head, thanking zizek for being so based.

Anonymous Mon May 3 14:01:27 2021 No.18167574

>>18167171
>what the 'smart kid's favorite joke is
Professor: "There are many languages where a double negative makes a positive and others where it makes a negative, but there is no language where a double positive makes a negative."
Student: "Yeah, right!"

>>	Anonymous Mon May 3 18:37:28 2021 No.18169314 >>18167574 haahahahahahahahhhhhhjahahahahahahahahahahahahgahabhaomg !!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 3 19:32:35 2021 No.18169607 >>18163210 Go home, Chesterton.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 4 00:05:28 2021 No.18171038 What did David Foster Wallace to his friend Daniel that invited him to his band's show that night? Bandana!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 4 01:56:35 2021 No.18171471 What did Dostoevsky say to Houellebecq?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 4 02:21:12 2021 No.18171574 >>18171471 I don’t have the energy for it, but imagine a punchline of dialogue that is four pages long with no paragraph breaks.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 4 02:22:29 2021 No.18171582 >>18171471 Здpaвcтвyйтe.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 4 02:32:43 2021 No.18171620 File: 159 KB, 800x1224, on_the_uses_of_seeds_and_feeds (3).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18163192 >>18163186 >>18163183 >>18163196

>>	Anonymous Tue May 4 02:34:04 2021 No.18171625 >>18165488 top kek

>>	Anonymous Tue May 4 07:23:26 2021 No.18172699 >>18164387 "You will never be a woman"

>>	Anonymous Tue May 4 07:53:49 2021 No.18172873 Nietzsche and Lou Salome sit together and dicuss politics. Suddenly Lou farts and Nietzsche takes a big sniff. He shakes his head and says: "That what i call my amor farti"

>>	Anonymous Tue May 4 11:19:39 2021 No.18173956 >>18165568 Its not you, its me

Anonymous Tue May 4 13:12:48 2021 No.18174653

>>18164387
"EXPLAIN DELEUZE TO ME OR I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU! DON'T DUMB IT DOWN INTO SOME VAGUE SHIT! EXPLAIN DELEUZE TO ME RIGHT NOW OR I'LL LITERALLY FUCKING KILL YOU! WHAT THE FUCK IS A BODY WITHOUT ORGANS? WHAT THE FUCK ARE RHIZOMES? DON'T DUMB IT DOWN OR I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU"

>>	Anonymous Tue May 4 13:14:03 2021 No.18174662 >>18164387 "Do you want a beer or an Ontology?"

>>	Anonymous Tue May 4 13:36:26 2021 No.18174825 >>18174662 I want a beer oriented ontology.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 4 13:37:33 2021 No.18174836 >>18174653 *hands you an ounch of methamphetamine and a copy of Fanged Noumena

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