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ITT Start a literary joke and have others write the punch line

Why was Heidegger afraid of the dark?

>> No.18163186

Hard mode: no “sneed”

>> No.18163192
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>>18163183
>>18163186
Chuck

>> No.18163196

>>18163183
Is Sneed Dionysian or Apollonian?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nT07vdLXJfQ

>> No.18163206

A Short History of Decay? More like a Short Bitchery of The Gay

>> No.18163210

>>18163206
The trouble with being born?
More like Stubble with seeing porn.

>> No.18163216

>>18163196
chuck is obviously dionysian

>> No.18163219

What did DFW say to Mark Fisher after he finished a blog post?

Hang 10!

>> No.18163236

>>18163196
The Fundamental nature of Sneed's feed and see is undeniably Abelonian in character, For eyes we understand Apollo to be most emblematic of ageistThat is conducive toward the construction of a beautiful And content native representation of the human condition There is little doubt in any genuine mind that Sneed feed and seed formerly Chuck's embodiesThis very character in so far as it points to the whimsical nature of the urban man's decaying state yet the simplistic beauty of the rural alternative in direct comparison to that decadence That dominates the minds of those vas who tend to consider these things for often it is the case that the rustic get noble farmhandThat dominates the minds of those vas who tend to consider these things for often it is the case that the rustic get noble farmhandIs left to the wayside windows of us immersed in the despondency of urban decay focus less so on the ontological reality of our own condition relative to others and more so on the reductive perspective of life that is maintained within the confines of our lives Snead feed and seed is a reprieve from the jailhouse that is our own perceptions showing us that there is a Apollonian beauty beyond the past which is so lossed within our present that it does exist any maintains existence elsewhere and we only got to begin searching in order to find itAnd we appsolutely must find it before the negro hordes sees it 1st and tear down that beauty which we have spent our lives seeking in vain because of our own personal faults

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>>18163236
bravo

>> No.18163539

>>18163236
is this a reference to the Sneed's Feed and Seed segment from that one Simpsons episode?

>> No.18163576

>>18163183
Because he could nazi anything in it.

>> No.18163916

>>18163183
Because the Being-for-Itself only exists through perpetual perception!

>> No.18163944

>>18163916
This.

>> No.18163966

>>18163183
How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?
None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

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>>18163183
Why did Borges fall down stairs?
Because he is blind and couldn't see where he was going HAHAHAHAHHAHA

>> No.18164042

>>18163966
I just did a spontaneous double facepalm. Never groaned so hard in my life. Well done.

>> No.18164387

>>18163183
Because the dark darkens.

Heidegger walks into a bar. The barman asks: "What can I get you?" Heidegger asks for a glass of local, authentic beer. The barman pours him a beer and he drinks it. "Not authentic", says Heidegger, "Give me another one." Barman pours him a different beer and he drinks that one too. "Not authentic", he says, "Give me another one." Barman pours him another one. "This one is also not authentic," Heidegger complains. Barman looks him in the eyes and says:

>> No.18164590

>>18164387
'Fuck off you nazi'

>> No.18164596

>>18164016
Because Schopenhauer mistook him for a woman and pushed him

>> No.18165456

Nietzsche alks into a bar.

>> No.18165476

How did the solipsist break up with his girlfriend?

>> No.18165488

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

>> No.18165568

>>18165476
he killed himself

>> No.18165576

>>18165456
guess you could say he had the will to HAPPY HOUR

boom

>> No.18166638

>>18165488
A joke that flies over this anon's head.

>> No.18166645

Sartre goes to a cafe and orders a coffee without cream.
The waitress says, "Sorry, we're out of cream. How about coffee without milk?"

>> No.18166662

>>18165488
No punchline.

>> No.18167171

>>18166645
I tell people this is my favorite joke of all time, I build it up to be this absolutely hilarious joke with the highest expectations of the now five people surrounding me, sitting at the edge of their chairs, beers in hand, waiting to hear what the 'smart kid's favorite joke is. And then I tell it with gusto and charisma. No one laughs. Half the crowd is confused. The other half mutter 'god damn it, anon.' and I sit there, smiling. In my head, thanking zizek for being so based.

>> No.18167574

>>18167171
>what the 'smart kid's favorite joke is
Professor: "There are many languages where a double negative makes a positive and others where it makes a negative, but there is no language where a double positive makes a negative."
Student: "Yeah, right!"

>> No.18169314

>>18167574
haahahahahahahahhhhhhjahahahahahahahahahahahahgahabhaomg !!!!!!

>> No.18169607

>>18163210
Go home, Chesterton.

>> No.18171038

What did David Foster Wallace to his friend Daniel that invited him to his band's show that night?

Bandana!

>> No.18171471

What did Dostoevsky say to Houellebecq?

>> No.18171574

>>18171471
I don’t have the energy for it, but imagine a punchline of dialogue that is four pages long with no paragraph breaks.

>> No.18171582

>>18171471
Здpaвcтвyйтe.

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>>18163192
>>18163186
>>18163183
>>18163196

>> No.18171625

>>18165488
top kek

>> No.18172699

>>18164387
"You will never be a woman"

>> No.18172873

Nietzsche and Lou Salome sit together and dicuss politics. Suddenly Lou farts and Nietzsche takes a big sniff. He shakes his head and says: "That what i call my amor farti"

>> No.18173956

>>18165568
Its not you, its me

>> No.18174653

>>18164387
"EXPLAIN DELEUZE TO ME OR I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU! DON'T DUMB IT DOWN INTO SOME VAGUE SHIT! EXPLAIN DELEUZE TO ME RIGHT NOW OR I'LL LITERALLY FUCKING KILL YOU! WHAT THE FUCK IS A BODY WITHOUT ORGANS? WHAT THE FUCK ARE RHIZOMES? DON'T DUMB IT DOWN OR I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU"

>> No.18174662

>>18164387
"Do you want a beer or an Ontology?"

>> No.18174825

>>18174662
I want a beer oriented ontology.

>> No.18174836

>>18174653
*hands you an ounch of methamphetamine and a copy of Fanged Noumena