/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.18153823]

>I SPEND 12 HOURS A DAY LOOKING THROUGH THE ARCHIVES AND BASE MY PERSONALITY ON OLD GREENTEXT FAKE STORIES FROM 2006-2009 AND MY POSTING STYLE AND VOCABULARY IMITATES OLD ARCHIVED 4CHAN CONVERSATIONS, I HAVE NO REAL ACHIEVEMENTS IN REAL LIFE SO I HAVE TO COPE BY PRETENDING TO BE AN OLDFAG SO I CAN GET INSTANT VALIDATION FROM RETARDS WHO ACTUALLY THINK IM AN OLDFAG. I REFUSE TO POST ANY IMAGE WITH AN UNIX FILENAME STARTING WITH ANYTHING OTHER THAN 11 OR 12, AND WILL PRETEND TO HATE ANY NEW MEMES BECAUSE IT MAKES ME FEEL SUPERIOR TO OTHER POSTERS WHOM I DEEM NEWFAGS. I GO THROUGH ARCHIVE THREADS FROM 2006 THRICE EVERY DAY AND DOWNLOAD 15 IMAGES PER VISIT SO MY """"""OLDFAG""""" IMAGE FOLDER CAN GROW, AND I HAVE MORE STUPID ASS ANIME SMUG REACTION PICS TO SPAM SO I CAN THEN SAMEFAG PRETENDING TO BE A BOWING NEWFAG AND ASK MYSELF 50 TIMES QUESTIONS ABOUT HOW WAS 4CHAN IN 2005 BECAUSE IM A FUCKING OLDFAG

[Anonymous No.18153830]

>>18153823
Take a walk.

[Anonymous No.18153843]

>>18153823

[Anonymous No.18153854]

It's gonna be ok lad

[Anonymous No.18153861]

>>18153823
Get your finger out of your nose. Now.

[Anonymous No.18153892]

>>18153823
Lol, shut up newfag.

[Anonymous No.18153905]

>>18153892

[Anonymous No.18153917]

>>18153892

[Anonymous No.18153928]

>>18153905
>tfw I actually spent 4 hours looking through the archives for these memes
It's okay because I made these two though

[Anonymous No.18153946]

I didn't make these though they were the friends I made along the way

[Anonymous No.18153952]

Oh yeah, this is where the fun begins

[Anonymous No.18153954]

>>18153946

[Anonymous No.18153963]

>>18153823
Are we being raided by /qa/ of all boards?

[Anonymous No.18153975]

>>18153946
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[Anonymous No.18153980]

>>18153975

[Anonymous No.18153989]

[Anonymous No.18153991]

>>18153980

[Anonymous No.18153999]

>>18153991

[Anonymous No.18154003]

>>18153823
This is a literature board

[Anonymous No.18154006]

[Anonymous No.18154014]

[Anonymous No.18154020]

>>18153823
dude who fucking cares

[Anonymous No.18154025]

>>18154003
Just save the old memes and shut up retard

[Anonymous No.18154029]

>>18154020

[Anonymous No.18154031]

[Anonymous No.18154040]

/qa/ is leaking again

[Anonymous No.18154041]

[Anonymous No.18154042]

>>18153823
>>18153905
>>18153928
>>18153946
>>18153954
>>18153975
>>18153980
>>18153991
>>18153999
>>18154006
>>18154014
>>18154025
>>18154031
DOHOHO
DOHOHO
DOHOHO

[Anonymous No.18154049]

>>18154040

[Anonymous No.18154051]

[Anonymous No.18154053]

>>18153823
read something other than the Greeks, the Bible, Shakespeare, Moby-Dick, 19th Century Russians, or the meme trilogy
I strongly recommend women and minorities.

[Anonymous No.18154058]

[Anonymous No.18154059]

>>18153823
This thread should be comfier

[Anonymous No.18154070]

>I recommend women (male) and minorities (white people)

[Anonymous No.18154078]

lol, I made two of the images in this topic

[Anonymous No.18154083]

[Anonymous No.18154089]

>>18154070
He doesn't.

[Anonymous No.18154096]

[Anonymous No.18154099]

Been shitposting since 05', and I'm 30 now. That means that more than half my life has had some sort of interaction with this god forsaken website. Why would you want to emulate me? My accomplishments are only impressive because in spite of coming here every day, I have persisted in my goals. This place is both home and hearth but also a terrible destructive hell hole of doubt and sorrow. Please, I beg you, go outside. Don't look back. Stop going to the archives in hopes of something good.

[Anonymous No.18154105]

>>18154089
Nah you don't did you like my epic reddit post?

[Anonymous No.18154113]

>>18154078
Point out which ones

[Anonymous No.18154114]

The /qa/ing of /lit/ 49

[Anonymous No.18154119]

>>18154099
>more than half my life
Me too brother, I'll be 30 in August. I hope you have hobbies and a family and don't blame 2011 /r9k/ stereotypes of 4chan for having a shit life!

[Anonymous No.18154132]

I'm running dry I think most of what I have left is edits of this cover

[Anonymous No.18154140]

[Anonymous No.18154142]

>>18154078

>>18154006
>>18153975

We really used to care about pynchon and dfw, didn't we? the creation of /his/ kind of stripped this board of its identity. Nobody really cares about literature on its own

[Anonymous No.18154148]

[Anonymous No.18154149]

>>18154142

response to >>18154113

[Anonymous No.18154152]

>>18154119
I now take care of the family that took care of me when I was young. I doubt I’ll ever be the sort to marry and have kids, but I am going to keep trying to become one of the best in my field. I don’t blame 4chan, I blame my own choices.

[Anonymous No.18154158]

>>18154114

[Anonymous No.18154160]

>>18153823
This is someone with the skills of an English professor at any university.

[Anonymous No.18154162]

>>18154142
Yeah as someone who begged for the split for religion and philosophy, not only was /his/ the worst option but I regret ever advocating for the split

[Anonymous No.18154173]

>>18154152
You still sound based to me anon. I think I'm mostly tapped out of memes but I'll keep looking

[Anonymous No.18154181]

>>18154160
>implying I wrote this copypasta

[Anonymous No.18154195]

[Anonymous No.18154197]

>>18154181
Need I repeat myself?

[Anonymous No.18154202]

[Anonymous No.18154212]

Contribooting

[Anonymous No.18154213]

[Anonymous No.18154215]

>>18154173
Thanks. Here's an edit I did of Dale Carnegie's How to Win Friends in honor of the High Castle edits.

[Anonymous No.18154220]

>>18154212

[Anonymous No.18154223]

>>18154212
lol I made this, I have another Baudrillard on my PC hang on

[Anonymous No.18154227]

>>18154223
oop, there it is>>18154220

[Anonymous No.18154236]

wow this place was even worse than now

[Anonymous No.18154242]

>>18154215
Wew lad

I think I'm out

[Anonymous No.18154249]

[Anonymous No.18154252]

>>18153946
please no, corn father

[Anonymous No.18154254]

>>18154236
>i-IS THAT OC?
>HELP ME APPLE, I'M GOING INSAAAAANE

[Anonymous No.18154273]

>>18154236
plebe

[Anonymous No.18154283]

Harry Potter and the Red Delicious Apple That Tasted Like Sand
>Harry Potter and the Quills That Malfoy Has Been Flinging Into Hermione's Hair All Throughout Class And She Still Hasn't Noticed A Thing
>Harry Potter and the Broken Nose Ron Got At A Chelsea Game
>Harry Potter and the Offshore Assets That His Lawyers Advised Him To Not Mention During The Proceedings
>Harry Potter and the Sustain Pedal He Was Milking So That People Would Think He Knew How To Play The Piano
>Harry Potter and the Hawaiian Shirt That Did Not Work For Him
>Harry Potter and the Wizarding General Election In Which Neville Ticked The Wrong Box And Ended Up Voting For The BNP
>Harry Potter and the Fifteen-Thousand-Page Fantasy Manuscript No One Knew Filch Had Been Working On For Forty Years
>Harry Potter and the MB-Word He Called Hermione That One Time But He Meant It Like "My Friend, My Homie" So He Thought It Was Okay But Really It Wasn't
>Harry Potter and the Lamp He Got At A Rummage Sale That Not Only Talked, But Cracked Wise And Did Celebrity Impersonations That He Didn't Get But Ron Did
>Harry Potter and the Wizard-Marxist Literature That One Of The Guys From Ravenclaw Recommended He Read But He Had To Put A Dust Cover Of Something Else Over It Because The Wizarding World Generally Frowns On That Sort Of Thing Since It Runs On A Market Economy
>Harry Potter and the Collective "Oh My God, Just Pick A Defense Against The Dark Arts Instructor And Stick With It" Groan From The Student Body During The Opening Banquet
>Harry Potter and the Gym That Ron Kept Saying He Was On His Way To, But He Never Got Around To It
>Harry Potter and the Brief Flirtation with Homebrewing Butterbeer As A Hobby
>Harry Potter and the Dark Implications Surrounding The Existence Of That Love Potion That Girl Gave Ron That One Time, Plus The Steroids-esque Controversy Surrounding Felix Felicis Use In Major League Quidditch, Not To Mention The Amount Of Distrust Prevalent In A Society Where Polyjuice Potion Is A Thing
>Harry Potter and the Hour-Long, Rambling Road Trip Story Hagrid Told In A Fit Of Nostalgia
>Harry Potter and the Refusal of Luna Lovegood To Set Up An Appointment With The School Psychologist, Which Is A Direct Result Of Certain Stigmas Of The Mentally Ill Within The Wizarding Community
>Harry Potter and the Joke He Told About Red-Haired Women to Neville, Which Ginny Heard And Was Offended By, Forcing Him To Have To Attend A Meeting With Professor Trelawney About Which Jokes Are Acceptable In An Academic Setting And Which Aren't
>Harry Potter and the Incredibly Cathartic Punch To The Neck He Gave Dudley A Month Ago, But Here's The Thing, After A While, They Both Got Around To Talking And Now They Actually Get Along Well
>Harry Potter and the Time Neville Accidentally Switched The Batch Of Cookies Intended For The Hogwarts Professors As Part Of A Banquet With The Batch Of Cookies He And Ron Made For An Upcoming Music Festival

[Anonymous No.18154290]

>>18154283
>Harry Potter and the Time Turner They Didn't Use to Save Sirius Because They Forgot and Now It's Too Late
>Harry Potter and the Ecstasy He Made In Potions Class
>Harry Potter and the Buzzfeed Article He Jerked It to Since His Glory Days Were In the 1990s Anyway
>Harry Potter and the Pants He Shat In When His Uncle Let Him Watch a Scary Movie But He Was Like Four So No One's Really Judging
>Harry Potter and the Bandage On His Forehead He Tells People Is Covering Up A Cut He Got In a Fight But Was Really Covering Up a Pimple
>Harry Potter and the Time He Flew as High as He Could On His Broom and Then He Dropped a Penny From That Height and Then He Had to Fly Back Down Because His Head Was Feeling Weird
>Harry Potter and the Joke He Made Where He Put the Sorting Hat On His Head and Tipped It and Was Like "M'lady" and It Got a Few Laughs But a Lot of People Didn't Get the Joke
>Harry Potter and the Regretfully Long Visual Novel Binge
>Harry Potter and the Phallic Emoticon that was Meant to be a Heart
>Harry Potter and the Crusty Tissues he Found under Ron's Bed
>Harry Potter and the Time the Weasley's Cat Sat on his Lap and Gave him an Erection
>Harry Potter and the Toothpaste Stain he didn't Notice Until his Job Interview

[Anonymous No.18154299]

>>18154290
>Harry Potter and the Bass Guitar He Hasn't Touched in Months
>Harry Potter and the Strange Discharge
>Harry Potter and the Rubber Spider He Threw Out the Window and It Hit Ron Right on the Head and He Freaked the Fuck Out and Harry Had Himself a Giggle
>Harry Potter and the Weekend He Spent in a Psych Ward After He Stopped Lying to His Therapist
>Harry Potter and the Goblets of Lean Him, Ron, and Hermione Drank The Other Night
>Harry Potter and the Television Show He Didn't Watch Yet Still Complained About
>Harry Potter and the Job Interview He Fucked Up
>Harry Potter and the One Last Heist and Then He's Done
>Harry Potter and the Chamber of Commerce
>Harry Potter and the Personal Stuff Hermione's Been Going Through Lately
>Harry Potter and the Bottle Opener Keychain Hagrid Gave Him for His Birthday
>Harry Potter and the Heavily Compressed JPGs of Political Cartoons That Dumbledore Emailed Him
>Harry Potter and the Asbestos Hogwarts Had to Have Removed Over the Summer
>Harry Potter and the Black Butts That Were Way Better Than White Butts
>Harry Potter and the Diaper Commercial Where the Babies Got Up on Stage and Had a Shitting Contest That He Couldn't Believe a Human Being Came Up With
>Harry Potter and the Nazi Paraphernalia He Collected For A While But Then He Got Tired of Explaining to Everyone Who'd Look Around His Garage That He's Not a Nazi and He Doesn't Sympathize With Them in Any Way, He's Just Really Fascinated With a Dark Chapter in History
>Harry Potter and the Class Trip to Six Flags Where Professor Lupin Had to Bullshit a Reason as to What That Had to Do With Learning Magic
>Harry Potter and the Baby Aspirin Mad-Eye Moody Had to Take Every Day
>Harry Potter and the Time He Watched Every Breaking Bad Episode in Four Days
>Harry Potter and the Fungal Scalp Infection That Caused His Head To Itch Like A Motherfucker Every Morning
>Harry Potter and the Time He Tried To Impress A Girl By Playing Wonderwall On The Guitar
>Harry Potter and the Joke That Stopped Being Funny Earlier In The thread But Became Funny Again
>Harry Potter and the Day When Dumbledore Fell While Giving a Speech
>Harry Potter and the Banana He Facetiously Pretended Was a Phone
>Harry Potter and the American Flag He Hung Off an Overpass and Lit on Fire
>Harry Potter and the Cinnamon Challenge
>Harry Potter and the Large Amounts of Marijuana He Was Going to Smoke in a Week in an Attempt to Get Himself Off the Stuff For Good
>Harry Potter and the Bee He Stepped On While Barefoot
>Harry Potter and the Awful, Terrible, No-Good, Very Bad Day
>Harry Potter and the School Trip to Amsterdam Where Hermione Saw a Bunch of Museums, Ron Got Ripped Out of His Mind, and Malfoy Spraypainted a Dark Mark On One Of the Walls Of the Anne Frank House
>Harry Potter and the Wand That Was Also a Laser Pointer

[Anonymous No.18154305]

>>18154299
>>Harry Potter and the Special Ed Class He TAed At For A While And Then A Kid Bit Him So He Left Because He Felt Like He Didn't Have To Put Up With That And Now Everyone Hates Geoffrey Especially The Other Special Ed Kids I Mean They Liked Harry And Geoffrey Just Had To Fuck It Up For Them Because He's A Dick

[Anonymous No.18154315]

>>18154305
>Harry Potter and the Rabbit Lupin Ate Whole
>Harry Potter and the Girl Who Mistook Him For A Lesbian And Instead Of Correcting Her He Kind Of Went With It For A While
>Harry Potter and the Video He Sent To Tosh
>Harry Potter and the Jar Of Honey That His Hand Got Stuck In
>Harry Potter and the Police Officer Who Had To Talk Him Down
>Harry Potter and the Time He Spat In Jennifer Lawrence's Mouth
>Harry Potter and the Twenty Pounds He Gained When He Stopped Going On His Morning Jogs Due To His Ingrown Toenail Which Hurt Like A Son Of A Whore
>Harry Potter and the Diary That Tom Riddle Had That He Didn't Call A Journal Even Though He Was A Boy
>Harry Potter and the Muggle Pornographic Website Arthur Weasley Wrote His Dissertation On
>Harry Potter and the Mexican Safehouse He's Going To Have To Stay At For A While Until The Heat Dies Down
>Harry Potter and the Special Ed Class He TAed At For A While And Then A Kid Bit Him So He Left Because He Felt Like He Didn't Have To Put Up With That And Now Everyone Hates Geoffrey Especially The Other Special Ed Kids I Mean They Liked Harry And Geoffrey Just Had To Fuck It Up For Them Because He's A Dick
>Harry Potter and the Thunder Mary Poppins Stole From Him During The Opening Ceremony For The Olympics
>Harry Potter and the Open Relationship Ron And Hermione Had For A While At The Suggestion Of Their Marriage Counselor And Then They Had To Explain It To Their Kids
>Harry Potter and the Bad Seeds
>Harry Potter and the Prostitute Mad-Eye Moody Hired But They Didn't Have Sex Or Anything, He Just Cried For The Four Hours She Was There
>Harry Potter and the Wall Of Fame At The Three Broomsticks That Didn't Have Any Brothers On It
>Harry Potter and the Lackluster Barty Crouch Impersonation Jon Stewart Did Last Night
>Harry Potter and the American Community College That Quidditch Announcer Transferred To
>Harry Potter and the Painting He Tried To Fuck
>Harry Potter and the Sideshow At Privet Drive Where He Did Some Ghost Riding Before The Cops Came
>Harry Potter and the Sublime Poster He Put Up In The Gryffindor Common Room
>Harry Potter and the Foot The Doctor Told Dudley He'd Have To Cut Off If He Keeps This Up
>Harry Potter and the Crippling Social Anxiety That Kept Him From Joining A Study Group
>Harry Potter and the Whole Goddamn Thing Of Whiskey Filch Drank At What, Noon To Forget What He Saw When He Was Emptying Out That Dumpster The Morning After The Yule Ball
>Harry Potter and the Convoluted Crossover With The Kids From The Series Of Unfortunate Events Series
>Harry Potter and the S.P.E.W. Protestor That Threw Paint On His Coat Even Though It Was Only Imitation Elfskin
>Harry Potter and the Strange Notches In Hagrid's Belt

[Anonymous No.18154317]

>>18154283
>>18154290
>>18154299
>>18154305
>>18154315
sauce: Imperium

[Anonymous No.18154318]

>>18153823
Who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.18154319]

>Harry Potter and The Joys Of Delirium Tremens Under Mistletoe The Day After Christmas
>Harry Potter and The Breast Expansion Fantasy Involving Cho Chang Et Al.
>Harry Potter and The Tedious Albeit Unquestionably Desperate Personal Revelations He Would Vaguely Feel Guilty About The Very Next Day
>Harry Potter and The Sudden Fit Of Laughter At An Unknown Source Of Joy
>Harry Potter and The 5. A.M. Dream Of Infinite Significance Which He Cared About And Then Didn't
>Harry Potter and The Memorable Day He Got Laid With The Memory Of Said Day Being Sullied But By The Partner's Apparently Hairy Female Cunt Which He At The Time Pretended He Liked But Really Actually Didn't
>Harry Potter and The Return Of The Hairy Female Cunt That In Fact Was A Common Sight Among Womankind As He Came To Realize Later In His Life Having Waded Through Each And Every Hairy Cunt Confrontation With Patience And Dignity And Trying To Focus On Other Things Which Thankfully There Was A Whole Host Of Pleasant Or Not Exactly Unpleasant Female Things To Focus On
>Harry Potter and The Surprise Visit To A Styrofoam Tray Manufacturer's
>Harry Potter and The Minuscule Pile Of Dogshit He Had Stepped Into On A Rainy Day And Almost But Not Quite Slipped
>Harry Potter and The Joys Of Delirium Tremens Revisited With Additions, Annotations And Subsequent Onset Of Acute Clinical Depression He Hoped He Would Never Ever Have To Face Again The Poor Fuck
>Harry Potter and the Pet Mantis He Impulsively Bought From A Pet Store But Then He Realised He Was Slightly Scared Of Insects
>Harry Potter and the Time He Was Made Fun Of For Wearing Two Differently Coloured Socks
>Harry Potter and the Unidentified Discharge He Found In Hermoine's Panties When He Stole Them
>Harry Potter and the Dissapointing Lavender Handsoap That Smelled Like Roses Instead
>Harry Potter and the Shame He Feels When He Remembers The Sounds He Made When He Was Still Thirteen Years Old And Was Pretending To Be His Favorite Pokemon

[Anonymous No.18154331]

I think I'm going to stop dumping harry potters but they're all from around 2014 if you plug in (with quotes) "harry potter and the" and just keep expanding on warosu until you hit them

[Anonymous No.18154337]

>Harry Potter and the Uncomfortable Time Ron Started Learning To Play A Guitar And He Had To Pretend He Liked It But Ron Was Really Rubbish
>Harry Potter and the Secret Time He And Hermione Necked After Drinking Too Much Butterbeer And They Try Not To Look Too Uncomfortable Around Ron
>Harry Potter and the One Time Hermione Got A B On A Test And Wouldn't Shut Up About It For Weeks
>Harry Potter and the Rich Friend Of Ron's Who Poached Unicorns And Harry Pretended To Laugh And Go Along With It
>Harry Potter and the Boring Autobiography He Felt Obligated To Write
>Harry Potter and the Mysterious Lump He Should Really Get Checked Out But He Hasn't Gotten Around To Scheduling An Appointment Yet
>Harry Potter and the Grandchildren Who Laugh And Nod But Secretly Think His Jokes About Goblins Owning All The Banks Are Off-Color
>Harry Potter and the Rambling Graduation Speech He Made For Hogwarts, He's Getting Too Old, But People Hold Too Much Respect For His Past Accomplishments To Stop Him Or Ask Anyone Else To Speak
>Harry Potter and the Memorial Plaque That First Years Drew A Penis On, That Was Really Disrespectful And He Did A Lot In The Service Of Our Wizarding World, Whoever Drew That Should Feel Ashamed
>Harry Potter and the Small Bug That He Couldn't Identify But Still Panics When It Comes Close Because It's Pretty Fast
>Harry Potter and the Mental Battle That Takes Place When Talking To Mr Moody To Not Look At His Googly-Eye.
>Harry Potter and the Endless Amount Of Crumbs In Hagrid's Beard That Drive His OCD Crazy
>Harry Potter and the Toilet Seat That He Accidentally Slammed Because His Pants Got Caught On It As He Pulled Them Up
>Harry Potter and the Love Potion He Roofied Ron's Drink With Because Ginny Hadn't Been Giving Him Attention Lately
>Harry Potter and the Pornographic Videos Of Dumbledore He Found On the School Computers
>Harry Potter and the Tension Between Him And Ron On Christmas Due To Ron's Working Class Family
>Harry Potter and the Three Headed Dog That He Couldn't Help But Notice Also Had Three Penises
>Harry Potter and the Large New Wand That He Kept Having To Explain Wasn't Compensating For Something Else
>Harry Potter and the Racist Sounding Comment That the Only Black Kid In Hogwarts Happened To Overhear But There Was No Explaining it
>Harry Potter and the Car That Wouldn't Start No Matter How Much Gas He Gave It

[Anonymous No.18154341]

>78 / 50 / 20 / 1

[Anonymous No.18154345]

>>18154341

[Anonymous No.18154360]

>>18154341
>>18154345

[Anonymous No.18154368]

>>18153823

[Anonymous No.18154381]

>>18154368
REMEMBER IT'S 60/40 NOT 50/50!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.18154387]

>>18154341
>>18154345
>>18154360
Bware Of Boof!

[Anonymous No.18154403]

>>18154381

[Anonymous No.18154415]

>>18154403

[Anonymous No.18154421]

Why did he do it?

[Anonymous No.18154427]

>>18154403
>>18154415
>>18154421

[Anonymous No.18154442]

>>18153823
None of nu-/lit/
Likes old /lit/
Look at the best books ever chart over the years if you think people like oldfags

[Anonymous No.18154446]

[Anonymous No.18154463]

>>18154427
>>18154421
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGA0dIz9-Wk
>>18154442
ok? nu-/lit/ is a bunch of zoomer commies lying about being zoomers and commies. All the oldfags are on /tv/ or obscure boards I won't mention

[Anonymous No.18154471]

>>18154463
BASED BASED BASED

[Anonymous No.18154549]

>>18154471

[Anonymous No.18154559]

>>18154549
when I'm on the left

[Anonymous No.18154563]

>>18154559
why did he do it bros?

[Anonymous No.18154571]

>>18154213
Is that a reference to Cottard or am I not getting the joke?

[Anonymous No.18154582]

>>18154563
that drip hit tho

[Anonymous No.18154593]

>>18154571
>he's never read the fucking stranger
The absolute state of nu-/lit/

[Anonymous No.18154650]

>>18154571
>>18154593
jesus fucking christ

[Anonymous No.18154665]

>>18154571
Indiana Jones... ugh.

[Anonymous No.18154677]

>>18154650
lmafoooooo

[Anonymous No.18154769]

>LMAFOOOOOO