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/lit/, this is it, i don't think i can come to this site any more, especially this board. Not with the shit i'm facing right now. I am getting fucked over for something i didn't even fucking do. So I'm sorry /lit/, i know you all love me and for many i was a shining beacon of hope, justice and truth. Something of a role model, a Jesus figure if you will, but i'm going to have to leave for a few weeks at least.

I recently got a job teaching Eng Lit to students in a high school a few times a week, more work experience than anything but it came with a decent pay which was a bonus. I've been doing it for like, maybe 6 months max so far? So i got a job at this private boys school which had the best pay and wasn't too far from my University.

The other people in the English department were fucking idiots, they had just tons of shit books but i tried to make do, the thing that irritated me though was that the kids started to love the class when i was teaching them! And i wanted them to be reading 'better' or 'more advanced' stuff so they could enjoy it even more, stuff that would actually challenge them. Before I showed up, these boys couldn't speak for themselves. They just followed whatever their rich parents told them to do and were being trained to be the country's next so-right-wing party they would think they shat marble. They only thought in politics, math, science, and history.

They thought literature, poetry, and art were basically for faggots, with no real meaning in the outside world they were hurriedly preparing for. I changed that in them. They couldn't get enough of it. Then one of my students revived one of the school's old clubs and from there the shit really hit the fan.
(cont)

>> No.1814663

>>1814662
>>1814662
(cont)

Last week, one of my student's, a 14 year old kid, hung himself. His cunt of a father was taking him out of school and sending him to America or Mexico or somewhere fucking miles away to a shitty military school (we live in England) and why? Because he thought his son was "out of control" for being in the poetry club and , gasp, caught him in acting in a play.

The school and police have launched an investigation into the matter and i'm being treated like a criminal or a murderer! I don't know what's going on!

I don't know what to do, and to think, all of this over a Dead Poet's Club.

>> No.1814671

sage for /r9ghey/ bullshit

>> No.1814685
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>>1814671
>>1814671

>> No.1814686

originality isn't really something that comes natural to you brownie

>> No.1814695
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>> No.1814700

GOOD.

FUCK OFF NOW.

anyone who doesn't sage this thread deserves death

>> No.1814701

>>1814686
>>1814686
says the Oscar Wilde wannabe and resident board idiot

>> No.1814703

reported

>> No.1814704

this isn't even brownbear

>> No.1814705

If I ever become president, the Camp David talks will be between Fab and BB in lieu of that whole Israel/ Palestine thing.

>> No.1814708

Fail copypasta attempt is fail. It's too obvious from the get-go what you're doing. Fuck off, Patch.

2/10

>> No.1814709

'

>> No.1814712
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>>1814708
>>1814708
>implying this is copypasta

>>1814705
>>1814705
it'll be in vain V Dubby, all in vain fab is a fucking retard

>> No.1814715

>>1814712
i wasn't saying it's a copy pasta

it's basically just a rehash of fresh prince

>> No.1814718

>>1814712
I didn't mean this is copypasta, I meant you were trying to make it copypasta. You know, post something with a TWEEST at the end so other people would post it over and over again?

>> No.1814719

7/10

I enjoyed this.

>> No.1814721
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1814721

>>1814715
>>1814715
what...the...fuck

>> No.1814722

>>1814712
so are you.

>> No.1814723
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1814723

>>1814721
"u mad"*
*the quotations are especially important here, as they bring attention to the fact that this is something i would never say, instead it is being said by someone else who commonly says things like this (who could that be(

>> No.1814724

Well holy shiz. That sucks bro. I wouldn't be worried about being treated as a criminal though as you've literally done nothing wrong. The parents of the kids at that school should be ashamed.

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>>1814724

>> No.1814730
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1814730

C'mmon faggots, it's from a movie (Brownbore even mentioned it).

Dead Poets Society (1989)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097165/

>> No.1814731

>>1814723
>>1814723
i'm saying that you are very stupid for thinking that it was in any way like the fresh prince.

>>1814718
>>1814718
yeah that's why i posted all those references about myself huh? also this is 100% true you fool

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1814732

Guys, can't we all just get along?

>> No.1814735

>>1814731
no it's exactly like that (with a few minor differences) and it's probably where you got the idea

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1814739

>>1814735
>>1814735
no...no it isn't fab please stop being so silly, or at least explain yourself

>> No.1814743

good luck BB it sounds like those kids really need you

take note neckbeards this is what you could be doing with your life instead of studying philosophy

>> No.1814746

>>1814739
okay because like

it's really just a drawn out little story or w/e that gets the readers attention

then. at the last moment, you make a surprise pop-culture reference and reveal it was all just a joke (because it's like you're in the movie/show)

the only difference is that this is a movie, and it's a little more dependent on the storyline

>> No.1814751

>>1814731
>implying it's not proper form to take on the role of the leading character in your copypasta and talk in the first person

OH WAIT
YOU"RE TRYING TO PLAY THIS OFF LIKE IT REALLY HAPPENED?

L O FUCKING L

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From wikipedia

> A student meets and falls in love with a girl, using his newfound love of poetry to woo her. He presents one of these poems in class, and is applauded by Brownbear for writing a heartfelt poem on love. He travels to his love's public school and recites his poem to her, later convincing her to go to a play with him. The boy wants to be an actor, but knows his father will disapprove. Without his father's knowledge, he auditions for the role of Puck in a production of A Midsummer Night's Dream. His father finds out and orders him to withdraw from Welton. Disheartened, the boy asks Browbear for advice and is advised to talk to his father and make him understand how he feels, but the boy cannot muster the courage to do so. Instead he goes against his father's wishes. His father shows up at the end of the play, furious. He takes the home and tells him that he intends to enroll him in a military school in Mexico or America or somewhere fucking miles away to prepare him for Harvard University and a career in medicine. Unable to cope with the future that awaits him or tear himself away from Brownbear's masterful literature teaching, the boy commits suicide.

Well, what do you know.

>> No.1814759

>>1814753
pull brownbear's willy out of ur butt

thx

>> No.1814760

fucking shit i hate this shit

death to fucking everything

>> No.1814761

I didn't know Robin Williams posted on /lit/

>> No.1814763

This is the plot of the dead poets society.

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>>1814759
>>1814759

What's the matter, sunshine? Never seen a joke before?

>> No.1814767

jesus christ you people are fucking 'gay'

this is why the other boards laugh at you

'gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay'

>> No.1814769

>>1814764
it wasn't funny

are you homosexual for brownbear

>> No.1814775

Fabulous confirmed for dazed, confused and told.
Hades confirmed for sub-par avatarfag.
Brownbear confirmed for a shadow of his former glory.

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1814777

>>1814769

> PrinceCharming
> Doesn't have a gaydar

You didn't even bother with a question mark...

>> No.1814779

>>1814775
>dazed, confused and told.
>confused and told.
>told

it's like im the only one around here who knows what and what not to say

>> No.1814783

>>1814769

look 'gay' doesn't mean homosexual it's just the only thing i have in my vocabulary at the ready to describe this

the fucking ridiculous tripfag drama, the jockeying for status, this stale shit bb is doing and thinking it's interesting at all, this _shit_

this is, it's fucking theatre, it's like it's emitting AIDS rays

aids, aids aids aids aids aids aids aids

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>>1814775

>a shadow of his former glory.

>his former glory

>brownbear's former glory

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1814789

>>1814775

> sub-par avatarfag

If you're the real Tom Harper, then I hope you can see the irony.

>> No.1814792

>>1814777
well i don't think youre gay

i mean, if you were gay you'd certainly have better taste than to go after brownbear

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1814795

>mfw this thread

>> No.1814810

>>1814792
Prince Charming, in all fairness, after using the names "Prince Charming" and "Fabulous" you're really in no position to be calling anyone gay.

>> No.1814816

>>1814810
that makes no sense

>> No.1814820

>>1814816
I'm saying that people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones in a roundabout "avoiding stating the obvious" kind of way.

In other words, i'm saying you sexually prefer people of the same gender.

>> No.1814823

>>1814820
how long did it take you to figure that out...

>> No.1814824

Brownbear, I am sure you have heard this before, but you are not funny.

>> No.1814830

>>1814823
When you posted that image announcing you were changing your name to PrinceCharming, and used a font similar to that of invitations for a 3 year old girl's birthday tea party, announcing your name change as "a very special event" I kinda got the hint.

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1814838

>arguing with fabbo the clown

>> No.1814839

Urgh...

I suppose I could give one star for the attempt...

but I mean, I figured what you were doing by the third paragraph...

Can you make a less obvious one please?

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1814841

Sage Freke

>> No.1814843

sage

>> No.1814844

>literature, poetry, and art were basically for faggots
True
>politics, math, science, and history
All that matters

>> No.1814849

Lighten up /lit/ whores (and yes, you are whores, down to the last faggot).

Could do with some work, not bad OP.

>> No.1814852

dat fuckin tweeest

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1814854

> tripfags enforcing the pecking order within their own ranks

>> No.1814861

hey /b/

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>>1814789

>> No.1814903
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>>1814824
>>1814824
sorry newfriend you're still so unknown that no one gives a single fuck about you.

but work on it okay kiddo?

>> No.1814955

7/10 OP i lol'd

>> No.1814985

/lit/ has no right to bitch about tripfags when they don't know how to sage and report this thread

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>>1814903
Oh bro I was strongly considering posting that same pic.

That's really all

:3

>> No.1815033

brownbear, I miss your proper greentext threads, they gave me a great laugh twice a week. What happened to them? And please don't refer to Fabulous as a 'fucking retard', he's one of the good tripfags on this board.

>> No.1815038

>>1814663

hanged*

>> No.1815047

>>1815033

Name me one redeeming factor of the entity we call Fabulous.

>> No.1815050

>>1815047
he's not Courage Wolf

>> No.1815054

>>1815050
solid.

>> No.1815107

>>1815050
And calling you a heterosexual would be an insult to those insulting heterosexuals.

>> No.1815111

>>1814760

And how

>> No.1815170

>>1815111
>>1815111
stop saging my thread okay it's not very polite

>> No.1815195

wow, guys.

I don't even know what to say anymore...
... just try and have some self-respect for once. You ALL look like gigantic half-wit douchebags.

>> No.1815207

>>1815195
>saging a thread about literature

>> No.1815237

thanks sunhawk i love you too

>> No.1815245

>>1815170
Ever thought of joining the Masonic brotherhood or creating your own lodge? You seem as in dire need of it..

>> No.1815269

>>1815245
>>1815245
why do i seem in dire need of it?

>> No.1815273

>>1815269
You're both ugly and a latent homosexual.

>> No.1815279

>>1815273
burn

>> No.1815283

>>1815279
It's just the truth.

inb4 he's in denial

>> No.1815288

>>1815273
>>1815273
what do these claims have to do with the masonic brotherhood

why don't you post a pic of yourself so we can see how attractive you are (with timestamp)

>> No.1815289

>>1815269
I think you would enjoy the baroque and classicist (atheist) temples where you get confirmation and support usually pared with real solutions from other intellectuals such as yourself. You simply sound as a non-decaying person who would fit in and wouldn't have a reason to be a disloyal to your new family. Look up GOmasons.org if you're interested...

Also we need more charters in uk

>> No.1815295

>>1815289
well, if there actually is a god the existence of such a ridiculous idiot like you is the very proof that he fucking hates his own creations like a boy who destroys the barbie of his little sister.

But there is no god, so I can rest assured that your monstrous idiocy is at least not making anything worse than it already is. Have a fun life. Let's hope its short.

>> No.1815299

>>1815288
>why don't you post a pic of yourself so we can see how attractive you are (with timestamp)
what do these demands have to do with your ugliness and homosexuality?

>> No.1815310

>>1815295
You are trying hard, so hard. The ostentation is quite a sight.

It's like you are distressed and in this bubble, but you just can't get out. You just can't get words and formalize yourself. Like an ant in the spit.

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>>1815299
>>1815299because i wanted to see if you were just projecting insecurities about your own looks on to other people, it seems that you are in fact doing that, which i'm not surprised about. I could also extend this to your sexuality but i think that would be rather cliché, so i'll refrain.

>>1815289
>>1815289
i'm not sure if this recontamination for me to join the Freemasons is a compliment or an insult of some kind but i am too young anyway, you must be 21 (says their site) so i might return to it in 2 years and see then, what are the perks?

>> No.1815321

So how has you day been?

>> No.1815322

>>1815317
>because i wanted to see if you were just projecting insecurities about your own looks on to other people, it seems that you are in fact doing that, which i'm not surprised about. I could also extend this to your sexuality but i think that would be rather cliché, so i'll refrain.
Not at all. I've just seen a pic of you, and you're for sure ugly. Your eyes are where your forehead should be. Latent homosexuality is pretty clear, but just broaching the subject seems to have made you very uncomfortable.

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>>1815322
>>1815322
my eyes are where my forehead should be? that's just silly and untrue, i have a proportionate face.

you seem to be very insecure about yourself though. hence no picture of yourself with a timestamp, it's okay though you're Anonymous, you don't have to worry about it.

>> No.1815327

>>1815325
>i have a proportionate face.
For a horse maybe.

>> No.1815330

>>1815327
>>1815327
i don't even have a long head, you're just being silly now

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1815333

>>1815330
>denies he is an ugly McLovin
Oh dear...

>> No.1815337

>>1815330
>>1815330

Holy shit, how insecure are you?

>> No.1815341

>>1814685
The chimp that would beat the shit out of brownbear.

>> No.1815346

mfw brownbears calling you out for pics and you still don't post them

sage for pure faggotry and samefagging

>> No.1815351

ITT: Same guy spews insults at brownbear pretending to be different people but still fails to produce timestamped photo of his mug.

>> No.1815363

>>1815317
The perks is the extra element of surprise in your life. You never really know who might come in your aid, there is a looot of members. We also have good contact with other lodges. (Although I'm not approving of this since other lodges are mostly into religionistic agendas.)

Usually people enjoy the good-hearted consultancy of others (with a bachelors degree and up). And you never know whom you might end up working on a project with. It's quite easy to bond with other brothers, much easier than with strangers. This helped me a little since I think I suffer from a minor anxiety with strangers.

For the money, I'm not sure. I have heard about the lodge masters being both rich and generous. But they never accustom with the newcomers, especially not if you've been a member for <5 years like me.

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>>1815351
>brownbear pretending to be different tripfags

in pic: baldbear

>> No.1815368

Dead Poet's Society

>> No.1815379

>>1815366

Whoa there niggercunt, i'm my own man. Brownbears brownbear Malavox is Malavox. Also, if thats BB in the pic thats not ugly, its remarkably average, but not ugly.

>> No.1815380

>>1815379

Get off his nuts.

Brownfriend. You have bushy eybrows.

>> No.1815384

>>1815366
Looks like a healthy young male in his prime ready to serve his nation. Cannot find any ugliness tho..

>> No.1815385

>>1815380
I'm on his nuts because i'm sticking up for him? Not really, I just find this random Anon's hatred to be remarkably stupid.

>> No.1815442 [DELETED] 

Anyone catch on to the fact that Brownbear's post was the summary of a movie about literature, rather than an actual work of literature?

Sums him up, really.

>> No.1815447

Anyone catch on to the fact that Brownbear's post was the summary of a movie about literature, rather than an actual work of literature?

That's the summary of him.

And the closest he could get to teaching literature would be a job at Kinko's.

>> No.1815455

>>1815385
>>1815379
It's not hatred, he's just ugly. I don't think any less of him for that, I'm not that shallow.

>> No.1815460

>>1815455
but he's not ugly (if that is him)
and you still haven't posted a picture of yourself...

>> No.1815465

>>1815460
And what will my wonderful mug being on the internet do?

>> No.1815469

>>1815465
thought you'd deflect and refuse to post

>> No.1815477

>>1815469
>deflecting
NO U