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18140272 No.18140272 [Reply] [Original]

>tfw the author refers to you as "dear reader"

>> No.18140337

>mfw the author thanks me for reading his story at the end of the book

>> No.18140348
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>>18140272
>>18140337
>he means it

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>>18140272
>author writes “dear reader...”
>OP gets naked, drops acid and runs to the beach

>> No.18140608

>>18140362
Butterfly, you'll never be as pretty as her. Even in your prime, you were less than her right shoulder, and now, everyday, you age more and more ugly.

>> No.18140615

>>18140608
Based tripfag harrasser

>> No.18140616

>>18140608
shut up I'd drop your mum in a heartbeat just to touch butters hair

>> No.18140625

>>18140362
Weird, listening to björk and seeing her randomly at the same time

>> No.18140632

>>18140616
Mmmmmm I'm going to write a one-handed haiku about just that (my other hand is wanking)

Sticky strains dangle;
The greasy scalp lays dormant.
My cock aches once more

>> No.18140655

>>18140632
Disgusting cunt

>> No.18141831 [DELETED] 

>>18140348
love you, bros