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What are some tips on how to have a more colorful sex life? Almost every book I've read has made me regret that I didn't get laid a lot by a lot of different people in a lot of different ways.

Hard mode: advice must be directed at virgins.

>> No.1812344

Experiment and practise.

>> No.1812359

>>1812344
How do you even get to the experiment phase?

>> No.1812360

>>1812340
>Read Lovecraft
>problem solved

>> No.1812372

>MORE colorful sex life
>advice must be directed at virgins

Try your hand at auto-erotic asphyxiation? Explore new kinds of porn?

>> No.1812377

>>1812359
By having an understanding and loving partner.

>> No.1812382

>>1812377
How do you get that?

>> No.1812384

try getting into BDSM

>> No.1812389

>What are some tips on how to have a more colorful sex life?
>get laid a lot by a lot of different people in a lot of different ways.

You answered your own question. It applies to virgins more than anyone else, too, as they are lagging behind non-virgins in this department. Get to work.

>> No.1812418

>>1812372
>Explore new kinds of porn?
Oh God no.

OP: sex with new and interesting people is a good idea. Trying to give yourself a weird and possibly debilitating fetish is a terrible idea.

>> No.1812426

YOU DON'T EVEN WANT TO KNOW SOME OF THE CRAP I'VE GOTTEN MYSELF INTO.

NO MATTER HOW EXCITING IT EVENTUALLY LOOKS IN PORN, WHEN YOU TRY THE REAL THING, NO FUCKING WAY (NOT ALWAYS THOUGH). WATCHING PORN IS TOTALLY DIFFERENT TO THE REAL THING, YOU HAVE THE OTHER SENSES THAT PLAY SUCH A SIGNIFICANT ROLE.

AT THE END OF THE DAY, SOME OF THE SHIT I SEE ON PORN ALSO TAKES TOO MUCH WORK. I'M GLAD I WAS ABLE TO WORK OUT ALL MY KINKS AT A RELATIVELY YOUNG AGE WITH A FAIR AMOUNT OF EXPERIENCE, WHO KNOWS WHAT PORN I'D BE TOSSING OFF TO NOW IF I DIDN'T HAVE REAL LIFE LESSONS TO TEACH IT'S NOT FOR ME.

>> No.1812427

Turn gay. You can get up to all sorts of wacky shit then.

>> No.1812428

>>1812427

Bisexual is okay too.

>> No.1812440

If you have to ask, you'll never know.

>> No.1812444

Just ask your partner if he/she is into trying new things. If you get lucky, you'll end up like me and have a girlfriend who likes that you're "adventurous."

>> No.1812447

>>1812444
OP isn't adventurous but wants to be.

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1812460

The Game. The women that fall for the shit contained therein are the scummiest bitches in looseville though.

But if you wanna fuck, read the Game. Just keep it out of /lit/, don't think you are some suave motherfucker who has been clued into some huge secret, and do not, under any circumstances, bring it to any club where I may be. People who follow it are fucking annoying.

>> No.1812468

>>1812460
STORY TIME

SECOND WEEK IN JAPAN, AT SOME CLUB, TALKING TO SOME CANADIAN GUY. HE TOLD ME FOUND THIS AWESOME BOOK CALLED 'THE GAME' AND HOW HE ALWAYS USES IT TO PICK UP CHICKS.

USED WHATEVER IT TOLD HIM TO DO ON A CHICK, SHE BRUSHED HIM OFF. I THOUGHT NOTHING OF IT, JUST IDLY DRINKING MY DRINK ABSORBING THE ATMOSPHERE.

FEW WEEKS LATER, BUMP INTO SAME GIRL, SHE TOLD ME SHE REMEMBERED ME WITH MY 'FRIEND', ONE OF THE BEST FUCKS IN MY LIFE WERE HAD.

>> No.1812474

>>1812468

Canadians are too polite to pull of PUA tactics. Which are actually just tricks to boost your confidence. But don't tell Neil Strauss I said that; he might take it personally.

>> No.1812485

>>1812447

No, I have an adventurous spirit and adventurous desires but have never gotten the chance to see them through

>> No.1812494

pee in your own mouth

>> No.1812541

>>1812427
Bug chasing sound about as 'colourful' as it can get.

>> No.1812555

Most people suck at having sex.

I usually have to teach her a bunch of things before she can even be considered a mediocre lay.

>> No.1812556

>>1812555

find someone your own age?

>> No.1812560

>>1812556
Ouch.

>> No.1812563

>>1812555
When I was 13, an 18 year old girl taught me everything I needed to know.

Most girls I hook up with are my age. (they are the worst)

I have only ever hooked up with 2 girls younger than me.

Most of the time they are older.

>> No.1812564

>>1812556

I'd do this but I'm usually even less experienced than people younger than I am.

>> No.1812574

>>1812555
just because you need to explicitly tell her to poop on your chest doesn't mean she "sucks" at having sex

also, /adv/ is that way <---

>> No.1812583

One thing I have always wanted to do is have sex with a couple.

I am friends with a very attractive young couple that I would love to be fucked by. How would I let them know without creeping them out so much that they'd cut off contact?

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>>1812574