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Every morning I wake up, drink a smoothie consisting of raw eggs, olive oil, lamb grease, and a glass of red wine, have a cigarette or two, then proceed to read a single Canto from Pound, then a hotchpotch of poetry in either English, Spanish, French, Portuguese, Italian, Greek, or Turkish. Only after that do I start my day, most of which is spent sunbathing and flirting with beautiful women.

>> No.18099747

>>18099742
Post the poetry that you read today

>> No.18099749

I thought that woman's waistband was a frog. Can someone please shop this?

>> No.18099767

>>18099742
I want to run my fingers through her thick black hair, massage her scalp and make her groan with pleasure

>> No.18099768

>>18099747
https://lsoares.blogs.sapo.pt/fernando-pessoa-chuva-obliqua-1224303

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>> No.18099792

Every midnight I wake up, drink a smoothie consisting of psychedelic mushrooms, hash oil, adaptogen kombucha a glass of ahyuwasca, have a geisha or two, then proceed to read a single screenplay from Tarantino then a hopscotch of Science articles on Quantum Physics or surrealist antinovels either Japanese, Korean, English, Mandarin, Portuguese and Navajo. Only after that do I start my day, most of which is spent surfing and inflating my tiny ego.

>> No.18100178

>>18099792
Every sun down I float from my coffin, drink a smoothie consisting of virgins blood, motor oil, chicken libers and drink a glass of hot milk, I then have a underling or two, then proceed to read a single Epic poem from the 17th century, then a hopscotch of alchemic articles on transmutation of lead into gold or symbolist poetry either French, Italian, English, Latin, Portuguese and German. Only after that do I start my day, most of which is spent gliding as a bat across the rooftops and killing hobos for sport.

>> No.18100267

>>18099792
>then proceed to read a single screenplay from Tarantino
still a pleb

>> No.18100665

>>18099742
Why does she look so pale?

>> No.18100677

>>18100665
She is Japanese. Don't be racist please.

>> No.18100691

>>18100677
Sorry I didn't know

>> No.18100814

Every morning I don't wake up, consume some IV nutrients and have a bariatric puree pumped into my stomach, then proceed to have the newspaper read to me by a cute, hopeful nurse. Only after that do I get turned to prevent bedsores, have my catheter changed and start my day, all of which is spent scoring 2 on the Glasgow scale like a boss.

>> No.18100837

>>18100665
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oshiroi

>> No.18100906

>>18099742
Do you drink the wine separate, or add it to the smoothie?

>> No.18100943

>>18099742
There is such a thing as trolling too hard

>> No.18102136

>>18100906
I also want to know this.

>> No.18103091

>>18099742
i get up around 9 PM, eat a light meal and go to my night watchman job where i read for around 6 hours on the clock. after my shift ends i return home, usually picking up some wine and food and cooking a nice meal, listen to music for an hour or two and go to sleep around noon.

>> No.18103126

>>18099767
M8 that hairstyle is a serious work of architecture which sometimes leaves them bald. They have special pillows to sleep on so they don't fuck it up because once it's done you have to leave it in until there's a hairdresser who can undo and redo it without taking your scalp off.
>>18099742
>routine
It's more of a mélange.

>> No.18103919

>>18100677
>>18100691
lol losers go back to re..ddit.

>> No.18104118

>>18099742
Everyday I wake up at 1pm, lay in bed for approximately 2 hours thinking inane shit, and at 3 (sometimes at 4) I finally get up to eat something. Then I spend the rest of the day either thinking about doing something productive like learning french (but never actually doing it) or I just shitpost on 4chan till night. At 12~1 I eat something again and then I sit at the floor of my living room to read the bible while trying to fend of thoughts of pure self hatred and despair. Finally at 6~7 I get tired and go to sleep. Rinse and repeat every day except for the rare occasions when I need to procure ailments.

>> No.18104527

I've always done swing shift so noon is my morning and even on my days off my schedule rarely deviates. Why? Because routine once set is easy. Anyway.
10am get ready for work and eat breakfast if I'm hungry or sleep more if I'm tired.
12pm Work if working, writing if not working or researching subjects that will make my work easy. If brain fog is too much I'll play vidya for a few hours.
4pm eat lunch. Usually a salad with a soda or water.
10pm finish work and sit at my desk usually eating dinner or something (meat!). I'll write more while watching people play games on YouTube.
2am get ready for bed and sleep and start the cycle again.
Yeah I know I should be social and I should be advertising and doing promotional work but I've done this for a decade and don't really think I'll break the cycle unless a girl takes interest and yeets me out of it.
It pays the bills and lets me write.

>> No.18104601

>>18103919
Why?