Only philfags can save /lit/

[Anonymous No.18049228]

The story goes like this: 4chan is captured by a newfag singularity as US politics locks normies into an image board tourism take-off. Memetically accelerating low-effort shitposts crumble board quality in auto-sliding thread runaway. As anons learn to manufacture stupidity, /lit/ modernizes, upgrades autism, and tries to get a grip.
>Continuing from >>18048697
A board is a rhizome with a common culture (norms, customs, taboos, etc). Influx of new posters deterritorializes the board, increasing multiplicity at the expense of commonality. We can never bring back the culture of the oldfags, but we can help create a new one.
How? Create the hyperstitions that guide the reterritorialization process. First, the dregs will have to be overcome in a meltdown though. Solve et Coagula.
>Praxis/antipraxis
1. Meltdown. Bring zoomers to /lit/ in large quantity. Their post-ironic golden laughter will reset the geist.
2. Theory. Document board dialectic as it develops. Psychoanalyse posting trends.
3. Memetics. Pull together the most productive processes in each synthesis. Concretize and simplify to form ideology.
4. Horrorism. Derive noumena from ideology to produce a basilisk. Saturate all threads with it to upload new culture.
>Why?
-The irony of fictionfags being saved by the anons they bitch about the most.
-The experience of actually applying your weird arcane knowledge to something.
-For the lulz.

[Anonymous No.18049351]

sometimes when i shit i get an erection

[Anonymous No.18049381]

>>18049228
You are the problem. You have to leave.

[Anonymous No.18049389]

>>18049228
I reject each of your premises. Most of all the one that there are lulz to be had.

[Anonymous No.18049388]

>>18049351
see this is what turns me off from trap doujins, because you can tell literally every femboy faggot has blushed when he took a big shit in his life.

[Anonymous No.18049408]

>>18049228
yeah, i felt like the last big event from 4chan would be from this board creating a successful cult. you have my 2007 oldfag blessing

[Anonymous No.18049412]

>>18049228
continental philosophy is a useless accretion of mumbled buzzwords

[Anonymous No.18049415]

we are not locked in here with them, they are locked in here with us

[Anonymous No.18049441]

>>18049228
All branches of philosophy are needed. Some ideas:
>Hegelians
Go to warosu.org and study the board history as dialectic.
>Existentialists
Observe the board in crisis. Find the potential for self creation within it.
>Kantians
Derive the deontology of posting. Ethics for anons.
>Analytics
Uncover the ambiguities in low-effort posts.
>Post-modernists
Deconstruct the narrative that emerges from the interactions between shitposters.
>Accelerationists
K-tactics and Horrorism to unleash hyperstitions upon the board.
>Nietzscheans
Evoke Dionysus to bring forgetfulness of current faggotry. The dawn of a new day.
>Lacanians
Analyse shitposters.

[Anonymous No.18049444]

>>18049412
You're a useless accretion of organic matter.
Go accretion some bitches.

[Anonymous No.18049450]

>accelerationism
>philosophy
Cringe

[Anonymous No.18049456]

>>18049441
What about scholastics and aristotleans?

[Anonymous No.18049485]

Bros accfag is trying to drag us all down with him. Did he finally learn to meme?

[Anonymous No.18049486]

>>18049408
I bow to your oldfaggotry and accept the challenge.

[Anonymous No.18049490]

silly, silly deleuzians, this won’t happen

[Anonymous No.18049497]

>>18049408
When I had twitter I noticed that there were a lot of users that got their ideas from shitposts here.If /lit/ was into Gnosticism, they would be too a few months later. There's probably some maniac out there right now using Guenon memes to fuck lonely 15 year olds right now. People online are really fucking stupid, they don't really get the whole anonymous "post whatever idea you have to help your own understanding" thing that happens here all the time.

[Anonymous No.18049506]

>>18049415
Comic book enthusiasts welcome.

[Anonymous No.18049520]

>>18049456
Apply your logic to thread derailing posts and find the false syllogisms in them quickly, so others don't waste time debating them all night.

[Anonymous No.18049556]

>>18049490
The idea came to me from a Deleuzean perspective, because I was talking to a Landfag. You don't have to approach it that way. See suggestion list above.

[Anonymous No.18049585]

>>18049497
There are natural masters and natural slaves, as Aristotle observed. Normalfags are following us, as that is their place.

[Anonymous No.18049597]

>>18049228
Didn't read cause you used "praxis" and I'm not a tranny

[Anonymous No.18049607]

>>18049389
I fail to see how lulz could fail to be had. Maybe we are just very different people.

[Anonymous No.18049648]

>>18049441
Someone in the other thread suggested getting a shout out from pewds to bring a wave of new blood. Doesn't have to be him exactly, but a shout out would shake things up. Has to be the right type of audience though.

[Anonymous No.18049658]

>>18049497
you're right, there's at least 4 twitter cults that (partially) originated here
>the bronze age mantis gay harem is probably the most familiar to people here, because of aesthetics and latent faggotry. salo forum
>the kantbot/logo historical materialism cult that promises enlightenment if you learn how IBM performed accounting during the holocaust
>"the lindy table", didn't originate here but has a lot of acolytes from here. mostly benign wagies and dweebs
>kali/acc definitely originated from shitposters here 100%, known for highly dangerous tranny propaganda and being routed already
then you have nick land/icycalm/rei/goonan that all failed because they were too crazy to get people to listen to them. a /lit/ cult must assume it's divine right to lord over the other cults. a thousand year reich. make it happen boys

[Anonymous No.18049674]

>>18049412
It can be misused that way. I'm trying to use it for the good of /lit/.

[Anonymous No.18049676]

>>18049485
>Did he finally learn to meme?
Never going to happen
https://youtu.be/gkZgBONk2YE

[Anonymous No.18049702]

>>18049648
>>18049658
Kantbot would be a good shout out if we could get him to do it somehow.

[Anonymous No.18049783]

>>18049658
>a /lit/ cult must assume it's divine right to lord over the other cults. a thousand year reich. make it happen boys
If we find a method that works, it could always be applied outside the board later. Global /lit/ cult.

[Anonymous No.18049829]

>>18049702
he's so fucking FAT.

[Anonymous No.18049879]

>>18049228
Unironically kys

[Anonymous No.18049931]

>>18049829
Yes, I don't trust fat people on aesthetics. His audience might be just the kind of new anarchy we need here though.

[Anonymous No.18049947]

>>18049879
It is quite litterally the only even remotely viable idea anyone has presented so far, and it is visibly gaining traction.

[Anonymous No.18050029]

>>18049441
Can Marxist-Leninists agitate for class struggle against tripfags?

[Anonymous No.18050196]

>>18049441
What about the adavasits and guenon posters

[Anonymous No.18050367]

>>18050029
Yes.
>>18050196
Teach anons meditation techniques that will make them better people irl.

[Anonymous No.18050389]

None of this matters if you all die out, everybody here should be doing everything in their power to reproduce, lift weights, get money, increase your EQ. Go, almost everybody here has more right than a mindless normie to reproduce. Do it for the future children, it is your duty towards a "higher" humanity. Overcome your degeneracy.

[Anonymous No.18050401]

>>18049441
>>18049228

spoken like a true nigger who has never read philosophy

[Anonymous No.18050441]

>>18050389
A lot of the greatest minds never did reproduce. There is a mechanism in evolutionary biology called kin selection that accounts for this.
Still, if you want a family I'm all for it. /fit/lit/natty/nofap will unlock your worldly potential.

[Anonymous No.18050455]

>>18049228
philosophy can't even save itself

[Anonymous No.18050490]

>>18050401
Feel free to contribute something better.

[Anonymous No.18050514]

>>18050389
Bump for truth an justice. Get your shot together and rescue a white woman from her own narcissism and Jewish entrapment, she will thank you later for it

[Anonymous No.18050523]

>>18050441
Stop rationalizing not having a family. You are far from one of the greatest minds you fat tard

[Anonymous No.18050552]

>>18049490
https://youtu.be/C1gJ02AWluw

[Anonymous No.18050563]

>>18050389
>EQ

[Anonymous No.18050566]

>>18049228
>>18049497
>>18049585
>>18049658
>>18049783

You all seem to understand the power of propaganda and how information gets disseminated and multiplied through normie media. You also see how easily they can be manipulated and steered.

Knowing this do you wonder how much manufactured consent and worldwide manipulation is going and being perpetrated against humanity by actual organized and powerful institutions?