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Well hello there. "Less interesting books" is a trending topic on Twitter right now. There have been some pretty funny ones.

I'll start. Atlas sighed, To Observe a Mockingbird, The Cow of Monte Cristo.

>> No.1804465

The Lovely Scones

>> No.1804468

James and the giant speech

>> No.1804470

In Warm Blood

>> No.1804473

Yes Country for Old Men.

Mine is best.

>> No.1804480

OP is a faggot.

>> No.1804481

On The Sidewalk

Nervousness and Dislike in Reno

Postcards From The Middle

American Neurotic

More Than Zero

The Grapes of Annoyance

Moby-Duck

The Tolerable Lightness of Being

>> No.1804482

>>1804481
PERSONALLY, I WOULD HAVE GONE WITH MOBY-DERP, BECAUSE HE THOUGHT THAT WHALES ARE FISH AND ALL.

>> No.1804484

Squire of the Rings

>> No.1804487

As I Lay In Good Health
A Goatherd of Earthsea
Clothed Lunch

>> No.1804488

To Observe a Mockingbird
and
James and the Giant Speech
are the best ones itt

>> No.1804489

Mild Expectations

Some of The King's Men

A Clockwork Clock

Barbecue of the Vanities

Steppenrat

E

Breakfast At Tiffany's Sounds Shit, I Say We Hit Up IHOP Yo, They Got Them Mad Crêpes

The Handmaid's Knock-Knock Joke

>> No.1804492

The Clothed and The Living

>> No.1804493

The Average Gatsby

Ender's Recreation

The Light Quite Nice, by Terry Pratchett

Finite Joke

Daytime, by S. Meyer

>> No.1804495

>>1804489
A handmaid's nail.

>> No.1804498

Wuthering Medium-to-Lows

>> No.1804499

Stranger in a well known land.

>> No.1804504

Paradise Temporarily Misplaced

>> No.1804506

Game of Chairs

>> No.1804507

Heart of Grey Areas

>> No.1804510

American Fruitcake

The Tolerable Lightness of Being

The Old Man and the Lake

On the Railroad

Fully Clothed Lunch

>> No.1804511

Ferroequinology

Argument Club

2001: A Shopping Spree

None Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest

Middle-Aged Adam

The Magic 8-Ball Man

The Manchurian Voter

>> No.1804514

>>1804506
I like it. I like a lot of these.

>> No.1804528

All-dressed lunch

>> No.1804530

Night Club
20/20 vision in Gaza
Their eyes were watching Dog
Release 22
Gravity's Effect

>> No.1804542

Misdemeanour and Caution

>> No.1804553

Confessions of a Welsh Opium-Eater

Portnoy Has Got It Pretty Good, All Things Considered

The Mysteries of Pittsburgh's Dying Manufacturing Sector in the Latter Half of the Twentieth Century

Sunlight's Rainbow

Mein Kopf

Rabbit, Did You Take the Trash Out Yet

1994

Winesburg, Ohio

>> No.1804683

The Hitchhiker's Guide To Uranus

The Pencil Sketch of Dorian Grey

The Slight Humming of Cthulhu and other Mildly Odd Stories

The Building of the House of Usher

A Game of Chairs

A Clash of Jesters

A Storm of Feathers

A Feast for Fat People

A Dance with Kim Kardashian

>> No.1804692

HUEHUEHUEHUE Bobby's Dick

>> No.1804710

The Master and Virgin Margarita

Things Break A Little

Duke of the Flies

The OK Gatsby

The Colour Grey

>> No.1804727

I Have No Mouth and I Must Lodge a Formal Complaint

>> No.1804728

>>1804553
hee hee

>> No.1804742

Team Manager of the Flies
Apartment Lost
Clothed Brunch
On the Train

>> No.1804779

>>1804710
>Duke of the Flies

You clearly don't understand how the aristocracy works. A duke is higher than a simple "lord." Thus, Duke of the Flies would be a step above Lord of the Flies.

>> No.1804782

>>1804779
Oh, apologies. Besides, the aristocracy is a silly and outdated system anyway, I live in the UK and could not give two shits about the monarchy and the aristocracy.

>> No.1804784

>>1804782
I appreciate the system regardless. Still, I see what you were trying to do. It's not a big deal, but duke is pretty much as high as you can get in the English aristocracy, beside actual royalty.

>> No.1804788

>>1804784
Why do you appreciate it? It's a vestigial reminder of the time when an essentially oligarchical society pissed all over us serfs.

>> No.1804802
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>>1804788

> an essentially oligarchical society pissed all over us serfs

> uses the past tense

> mfw

>> No.1804807

>>1804788
I like Medieval culture and a part of me enjoys the last vestments of it. I will admit that in the next fifty years, I believe it will no longer exist--in England.. The monarchy might persist beyond that. Kingship is much older and I think appeals to be people on a much deeper level than a system of hierarchy based on who your father happened to be. Still, even countries without official titles hold to notions of aristocracy, so it might hold on longer than I think. Frankly, I like a system that says so-and-so is better than me because he can trace his lineage back five hundred years rather than one that says Joe Nobody is better than me because his daddy was a director in the forties.

>> No.1804811

The Winds of Your Queef
A Dream for Your Mom

>> No.1804828

The Acquaintance
The Sound and the Apathy
A Portrait of the Plumber as a Young Man

>> No.1804834

The Visible Man.

I'll take my prize now thank you very much.

>> No.1804836
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1804836

The Accountant of Monte Cristo

The Following List of People Are Afraid of Virginia Woolf

Local Wood

Some of the Less Desirable Horses

The Man in the Reasonably-Sized House

>> No.1804840

Around The Room In Eighty Seconds

>> No.1804841

Of Mice and Mice
Notes from the Ground
120 Days of Blowjob
Good For Your, Mr. Rosewater
Fahrenheit 41

>> No.1804846

Androids Don't Dream Of Anything Because They Currently Don't Exist

>> No.1804848

The Cat, The Wiccan And The Bedside Dresser

>> No.1804850

The Divine Anecdote

>> No.1804851

What are you looking at, the policeman said

>> No.1804853

The Da Vinci Sudoku

>> No.1804855

Chicken Farm
Hesitant New World

>> No.1804862

>>1804727
> I Have No Pen and I Must Lodge a Formal Complaint
Fix'd.

>> No.1804866

Fred Shrugged

>> No.1804875

Of Human Bandages

Wheelchairs Of The Gods

Johnny Got His Gun Cleaned

Pet Kreematorium

I Am Rumor

Still Here With The Wind

The Election Campaign Of John Fitzgerald Kennedy Considered As A Downhill Motor Race

Stasis

The Name Of The Dandelion

Hadean Park

>> No.1804881

Shopping at American Apparel

>> No.1804894

Breakfast Of Also-Rans

>> No.1804924

Man, some of these are really cracking me up. I almost want to archive it.

>> No.1804936

Brownwall
Hitchhiker's guide to the midwest
To wound a mockingbird
Alices in disneyland
Clockwork Clock
1994
Human Farm


The Bible (see what I did there?)

>> No.1804942
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The Count of Montana

The Found Symbol

Not So Little Women

A Hello to Legs (weaksauce lol)

A Room Without A View

To Resuscitate A Mockingbird

>> No.1804960

deercooker
small expectations
an essay of one city
the three mouseketeers
call of the tame
the taming of the well behaved woman
20 leagues under the sea
the peace of the worlds

>> No.1804977

Girlfriend In A Very Deep Sleep

>> No.1804987

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Alive and Well
The Retailer of Venice Beach
The Fully-Dressed and Living
Autobiography of a Female Japanese Entertainer
Saying Goodbye to Weaponry

>> No.1804990

Neurosurgeon

Mona Lisa Drive

Count One

The Sameness Engine

The Time-Keeping Machine

La Connaissance

The Stumble

Erewhemos

>> No.1804994

A Tale of One City

>> No.1805009

go away moses
old man and the brie

>> No.1805029

Making Ends Meet In Paris And London

>> No.1805069

Foucault's Speculum

>> No.1805077

Kafka on The Dole

A Moveable Dinner

David Copperfield: Story of a Magician

The Big Slumber

The Old Man and The Ocean

Moby's Dick

Whorehouse Five

Crime and Jail

>> No.1805078

The Car Thief (The Book Thief)
Compliance, Abidance, and Life (Resistance, Rebellion, and Death)
Opera House Five (Slaughterhouse Five)
Aboriginal Grandfather (Native Son)
Self-Esteem and Biased Point of View (Pride and Prejudice)
Gulliver's Basement Dwelling (Gulliver's Travels)
The Catcher in the Wiffle Ball Game (The Catcher in the Rye)
A Permit for an Archivist as a Young Man (A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man)

>> No.1805086

To Catch a Queef

>> No.1805102

>>1805078
A Zero of a Line (A Hero of our Time... It's an algebra Joke)
American Spanx of WWII (American Tanks of WWII)
The Pound and the Furry (The Sound and the Fury)
The Narcissist Manifesto (The Communist Manifesto)
The Life of a Mailman (Death of a Salesman)

>> No.1805130

extremely quiet and incredibly off in the middle distance

>> No.1805136

V for Vegetables

From Heck

The King In Piss Stained White

The Small Cat of the Baskervilles

Almost Mostly Harmless

Books of Red Paint

Legend of Sleeping Hollow

Something Lovely This Way Comes

The Bahhh'ing of the Lambs

The Devil A Few Blocks Down The Road

The Nostril of the World

The Once and Hopefully Never Again King

At The Mountains of Sunshine

The Bright Sunny Day Over Innsmouth

The Dream-quest For The Love Of My Life

The War Of The Afghackistans

The Almost Courageous New World

>> No.1805154

ham on wonderbread

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Darkness after 6 o'clock

Sons and Masturbation

The Rapes of Math

Directly Perpendicular to the Volcano

The Heart is a Lonely Chest Organ

Invisible Stan

Cleveland Heights, Ohio

A Massage to India

As I Lay Styling

>> No.1805363

The Will to Cower

>> No.1805370
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1805370

On The Origin of Feces

>> No.1805371

>>1805360
>Sons and Masturbation

Bit too close to home with that one.

Waiting for the 3.15 to Slough With My Camera and Notebook

>> No.1805387

>>1805370
>I'd still read that

Surely you're teaching, Mr. Feynman
Ein Kampf
The accountant of Oz

>> No.1805395

The Cake Delusion

>> No.1805464

>>1804727
lololololololol

>> No.1805470

Man in the Low Fort

>> No.1805481

In the name of the daffodil

>> No.1805488

The Puppy of the Baskervilles
The Brass Compass
Finnegan's Awake
The Insufficiently Lit Tower: The Spudgunner

>> No.1805490

As I Lay Napping -Billy Fuckner
Done -Fronk Herbie

>> No.1805494

Desirable Things

The Green Meter

Gerald's Amusement

The Sit

The Dark Cottage Series

The Light Half

Cuddles (instead of Cujo)

Under the Skylight

The Tommyhelpers

Bag of Whistles

Attentive Student

'Salem's Parking Lot

Slumber

Relaxation

>> No.1805499

Love's Labor Misplaced

The Corporal Tollbooth

The Domestication of the Shrew

The Introspection of Young Werther

Harry Potter and the Chamber Pot of Secrets

All's Adequate That Ends Adequate

Of Mus Musculus and Homo Sapiens

Masque of the Red Virus

Offense Against the Law and Penalty

The Other Female of Descent from the Boleyn Line

Autobiography of a Japanese Entertainer and Consort.

The King in Off White

The Mumble of Cthulhu

The Dunwich Abnormality

The Hue of Magic

>> No.1805501

>>1805136
>The King In Piss Stained White

lololol

>> No.1805505

Finnegans Piece of Cake

>> No.1805518

Speaker for the Living
Night Club
One of Many Unicorns
Quaternary Park
Harry Potter and the Philosophy Class

>> No.1805529

The Quickly ending story
Love in the time of siphilis
Timid New World
Hamlet
East of Eaton
Dawn Coyote

>> No.1805530

The Girl With The Tramp Stamp

>> No.1805534

The Piles Of Earth
World With An End

>> No.1805537

The Catcher for the Yankees
Heart of Happiness
Hitch Hiker's Guide to Kyrgyzstan
The Bluest Car
The Boy and His Horse

>> No.1805539

The Facebook Profile of Dorian Gray

>> No.1805892

>>1805539
Make it happen!

>> No.1805903

>>1805539
That actually sounds like something that could happen along the lines of the books like "Pride and Prejudice and Zombies" and "Android Karenina"

>> No.1805919

The Dog of Ivan Ilyich

A Dialogue Of Thrones

The Sheeps of Rio Bravo

>> No.1805920

As I Lay Resting

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>>1805539
I really hope someone of Quirk Books is in this thread.

This may happen.

>> No.1805959

The Thoroughly Average Gatsby
The Canterbury Lectures
At the Mountains of Sanity
The Masque of the Kinda Scary Guy
A Game of Chess

>> No.1806217

The slightly pinkish letter.

>> No.1806281

An Alright Work of Relative Intelligence
Some Things Are Dimly Lit
Cat's Litterbox
The Person that We Sort of Know, He's like a Friend of a Friend of a Friend.