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So will "she" drink herself to death?

>> No.18037210

>>18037207
Not lit related

>> No.18037212

>>18037207
No. She will get fed up with the state of the capitalist West, move to Africa, and proceed to be brutally raped and killed by the people there for trying to apply her hero complex onto the people there.

>> No.18037213

>>18037210
How many glasses of Franzia are you down, now?

>> No.18037214

Lmao he thinks women's urethras aren't on their vaginas. What a useless tripnigger

>> No.18037219

Only I can fuk her into being not lesbian

>> No.18037222

>>18037210
Nothing here is

>> No.18037233

>>18037212
Kek

>> No.18037349

>>18037210
if she can go into unrelated threads and make them all about her i think we are entitled to make containment threads about her

>> No.18037352

Stress and an unhealthy lifestyle will kill her when she's in her early 60s.

>> No.18037417

>>18037207
I don’t drink that much
>>18037352
I’m not stressed. I was stressed in my teen and twenties, but I found Epicureanism. Now I’m oddly cool headed even during stressful periods
>>18037214
DIFFERENT HOLES, DUMB BITCH
>>18037349
Anon makes things about me. It isn’t my fault.

>> No.18037444

Did you know she's a Janny?

>> No.18037450

>>18037417
Post urethra.

>> No.18037471

>>18037417
Yes, of course it is your fault. The whole point of you using a trip is to garner attention for yourself. If not, then please explain why you use one (especially for offhand comments when the connection between posts is not needed).

>> No.18037480

>>18037417
its a literal objective fact that you go into every single thread with the intention of garnering unique attention for yourself, are you retarded? shitty off topic threads like these are literally the only threads you need to be doing that in

>> No.18037484
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18037484

>>18037207
If you're going to, then the green fairy is the only way to do it. Tried it for the first time recently and now I understand.

>> No.18037487

>>18037207
Feel relieved that it uses a tripcode. Whenever I see it I just keep scrolling

>> No.18037492

>>18037484
How much absinthe would be lethal?

>> No.18037494

>>18037417
what is your cup size my dear?

>> No.18037501
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18037501

>aah yes, I take pleasure very seriously

>> No.18037514

>>18037484
placebo

>> No.18037517

>>18037480
butters is literally some old boomer trying to turn this place into facebook

>> No.18037518

>>18037450
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina#/media/File:Vaginal_opening_description.jpg

>> No.18037535

>>18037207
when "she" realizes that shilling for "her" ideology for zoomers will yield zero fruit

>> No.18037560

>>18037535
I’ve reached generations of litizens. This one you call “zoomer” (in honor of the age of the zoom call) is especially soaked in glyphosate. The poor things

>>18037517
I’m Gen-X. Why would I hang out in Zuckerspace?

>> No.18037563

>>18037560
then why have you made it your personal quest to destroy the one thing that makes this place unique? why do you even browse here at all?

>> No.18037569

>>18037560
yikes

>> No.18037575

>>18037560
What is your shoe size my dear?

>> No.18037579

>>18037563
This place was pretty unique back in the day. But you all have made it into a clone of the other boards.

>> No.18037584

>>18037579
we wuz intellectuals n shiet lmfaooooooooooooo

>> No.18037593

>>18037579
why didnt you answer the question? why have you made it your personal quest to destroy the one thing that makes this place unique? and if that is not something you are actively engaging in, then why do you use a tripcode in every thread completely unnecessarily in order to garner unique attention to yourself and make every thread about you?

>> No.18037598

>>18037579
yikes

>> No.18037615 [SPOILER] 
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18037615

what's his endgame?

>> No.18037631

>>18037450
kek. to be fair, she's as right, as she's wrong. there are two holes in that hole. it's like swiss cheese down there.

>> No.18037635

>>18037631
shut the fuck up idiot I bet you think girls poo too, turbovirgin

>> No.18037658

>>18037635
everyone knows they fart rose petals

>> No.18037663

>>18037631
I suppose you people are having trouble with this because you think of the whole thing as a vagina.

>> No.18037667

>>18037615
Sneedin' feedin' chcukin' fuckin' and suckin'
deez nuts

>> No.18037676
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>>18037667

>> No.18037688

>>18037492
Same as alcohol in general. Thujone is quite a weak toxin.
>>18037514
Not if it has a high wormwood content (which you can still get legally in some European countries). Yes, the stories about hallucination are mostly made up, but it's a very different buzz to just alcohol.

>> No.18037689

>>18037579
>Back in my day

>> No.18037697

>>18037663
>talk is about vaginas
>talk isn't about vaginas
classic doublespeak

>> No.18037705

>>18037593
I love the way she elegantly avoids the tough questions when she is cornered

The more I argue with her, the better I come to know her dialectic. First she counted on the stupidity of her adversary, and then, when there was no other way out, she herself simply played stupid. If all this didn't help, she pretended not to understand, or, if challenged, she changed the subject in a hurry, quoted platitudes which, if you accepted them, they immediately related to entirely different matters, and then, if again attacked, gave ground and pretended not to know exactly what you were talking about. Whenever you tried to attack this dyke, your hand closed on a jelly-like slime which divided up and poured through your fingers, but in the next moment collected again. But if you really struck her so telling a blow that, observed by the audience, she couldn't help but agree, and if you believed that this had taken you at least one step forward, your amazement was great the next day. The woman had not the slightest recollection of the day before, she rattled off his same old nonsense as though nothing at all had happened, and, if indignantly challenged, affected amazement; she couldn't remember a thing, except that she had proved the correctness of his assertions the previous day. Sometimes I stood there thunderstruck. I didn't know what to be more amazed at: the agility of her tongue or her virtuosity at lying. Gradually I began to hate her

>> No.18037710

If a dozen anons and a naked and unconscious butters were in a room. Would they cooperate or fight to the death to claim her?

>> No.18037718

>>18037710
my big penis would insert itself into the hairiest cunt

>> No.18037727

>>18037689
One day kids will ask you what the '20s were like. When you hear it you'll think of the 1920s, but they'll be talking about now.

>> No.18037730
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>>18037710
>>18037663
let her make her own choice

>> No.18037737

>>18037663
I suppose you were there when thinking was invented right? Old ass nigga

>> No.18037739

>>18037710
Fight to get out of the room.

>> No.18037748

>>18037560
>in honor of the age of the zoom call
Not even what that comes from, you really can't get a single thing right.

>> No.18037752

>>18037212
>people there
>people there
/lit/ at its best

>> No.18037772

>>18037737
>>18037697
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina#/media/File:Vaginal_opening_description.jpg

>>18037748
You really haven’t a sense of humor.

>> No.18037776

>>18037752
ayo grmmar be changin n shiet

>> No.18037780

>>18037730
aspergers face

>> No.18037782

>>18037772
what say you?
>>18037705
>>18037593

>> No.18037790

>>18037772
https://youtu.be/N6jo4xO59k0

>> No.18037797

>>18037772
>article is named vagina
>opening is called vagina
>outer thing is called vulva
>vaginaception.jpg
what's the whole thing in your crotch called then?

>> No.18037810

>>18037349
>if she can go into unrelated threads and make them all about her i think we are entitled to make containment threads about her
This is a possible solution. Just keep a « Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » thread going at all times, like QTDDTOT.

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>>18037207

>> No.18037834

>Some species of butterfly will even consume their own bodily fluids: They'll secrete a liquid onto dried up sweat or a dried puddle of a larger animal's urine so they can lap up the freshly dissolved minerals.

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18037835

>>18037772
>>18037663
>>18037579
>>18037560
>>18037417

OH OHHHHHHHHHOHHHHHHH FUCK OH FYCJ OH FCK OH NOOOOO OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HERE IT COMES ITS CUMMMINNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>> No.18037851

>>18037797
It’s called genitalia

>>18037834
I’m not actually a butterfly.
it’s spread labia, not wings

>> No.18037860

>>18037835

I love everything about how transparent the way she acts is. her whole shtick is a desperate plea for validation and proving herself in front of others, and she doesn't exactly try hard to hide it. from posting pictures of herself and identifying as a woman, then maintaining a concrete identity when it is completely unnecessary, the whole thing screams "im a depressed degenerate lesbian, please give me intellectual validation so i can feel good about something, garnering some sort of high ground to feel superior"

i just love how self defeating it all is because she tries so hard to prove her self as something better but goes about it in a way that validates nothing but just about every misogynistic stereotype in the book

>> No.18037871

>>18037860
For me it's when she drops into coomer threads and tries hard to act like one of the guys.

Just transition already.

>> No.18037875

One of her recurring sexual fantasises is to be doxxed and have a bunch of anons turn up and gang rape her for hours if not days.

>> No.18037910

>>18037871
I don’t want to be a guy.

>>18037860
Another bad psychoanalysis from anon.

>> No.18037964

>>18037910
it seems extremely accurate to me, doubly so since you cant even produce an alternate explanation for your extremely jarring behavior. like, you could end this speculation right now by explaining why you obsessively garner attention here, but you wont, and you never do, because there is no alternate explanation, there is no purpose beyond the attention and validation

>> No.18037970

>>18037851
So you admit to having a penis.

>> No.18037979

>>18037910
Wait so, with all respect, what gender are (or were) you originally?

>> No.18037980

>>18037964
Well it’s not. Shelf it.

>>18037970
Men don’t have labia

>> No.18037993

>>18037979
Millionth time. I have always been female.
Only once in my dreary confused christian youth did even consider the idea I might have been born in the wrong body and a I should have been a boy. A cruel test from god I thought. I thought better.

>> No.18037998

>>18037980
why would i shelf it when its the leading theory in the science of butterfly? ill shelf it when a better explanation comes along, that's how this works.

>> No.18038014

>>18037980
>Men don’t have labia
What a transphobic statement. Transmen have a larger labia than you could ever imagine

>> No.18038019

>>18038014
Butt cheeks?

>> No.18038028

>>18037851
>it’s spread labia, not wings
I feel strangely pure for never having realised this.

>> No.18038033

>>18038019
bussy labia

>> No.18038037
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>>18037993
Interesting butters. Now goodnight its slep tiem

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18038038

>>18038028
Now you know why Nabokov liked them

>> No.18038040

>>18037964
>you could end this speculation right now by explaining why you obsessively garner attention here, but you wont, and you never do, because there is no alternate explanation, there is no purpose beyond the attention and validation

This is so accurate. She even goes on to prove it within this very thread

>> No.18038046
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18038046

>>18038037
Yase
Goodnight
Goodbye off topic thread. Stop posting now

>> No.18038049

whole lot of faggotry and not a whole lot of reading going on here, boys. ignore the femoid and she will wither, and there's no better way to do it than by getting off 4chan and reading a book for once

>> No.18038055

>>18038046
>Stop posting now
you first

>> No.18038060

>>18038055
Shut up

>> No.18038098

Ill tell you one thing, and im not ashamed to say it: My estimation of /lit/ as a board just fucking plumetted.

>> No.18038105

>>18037875
This is the one theory the « Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » didn't respond to. Could be onto something.

>> No.18038110

>>18038060
no?