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1800546 No.1800546 [Reply] [Original]

Hey /lit/,

I know we're all supposed to be sophisticated elitist assholes and all, so we don't tend to raid other boards, but I think it might be worth it. Sure, raids are generally restricted to the goons that inhabit /b/ and /v/, but considering /lit/'s overwhelming wit and logic, when compared to other boards. Raids may seem to be worthwhile, as we would not only be victorious, but /lit/ would gain a reputation around 4chan as a force to be reckoned with. Sure, it may draw in a few idiots, but they will be fun to intellectually slaughter.

I suggest we raid /x/. It teems with idiots, and it doesn't have a massive amount of posters, so we'll be able to get our word in.

Thoughts?

>> No.1800554

>>1800546
>>1800546
How about you go and educate /v/, /fit/ and /fa/ like we tripfriends do, those threads usually max out.
and you can do it by yourself (in theory) but it may be...beyond you.

>> No.1800560

>>1800554
Fucking tripfag scum.

Anonymous is legion.

You are not Anonymous.

You will suffer at the hands of the legion.

>> No.1800571

Just because our collective IQ is higher doesn't mean we'd be any better at raids.

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1800574

>>1800560
>>1800560

oh dear

>> No.1800575

>>1800560


faggot

>> No.1800583
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1800583

>>1800575
>>1800575

>> No.1800585

>>1800571
You obviously have flawed logic because oyu have a tripcode.

If you pit 200 well-armed U.S. Army rangers against 5,000 malnourished 12 year olds with rocks, the rangers win every time. Perfect fucking analogy.

Fuck you.

>> No.1800586

Memorial day vacation?

>> No.1800589

>>1800586

Wait a minute you guys. This sounds like a silly idea.
Also, >>1800560 you are silly.

>> No.1800590

/x/ said lets raid /b/
/x/ has never been the same

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1800591

>>1800585
>>1800585
>You obviously have flawed logic because oyu have a tripcode.
>because oyu have a tripcode.
>because oyu
>oyu

oh deary me.

>> No.1800593

>>1800575
Wow, way to sound intelligent, nigger.

>> No.1800595

so did that brownbear thread that was on the front page a minute ago get deleted bc mods are embarrassed that bans are so easily circumvented

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1800600

>>1800595
>>1800595
no i deleted it because it was getting more than 2 reports, hence getting the attention of mods.

see the pic im posting for more info!

>> No.1800601

>>1800591
Brownbear, don't you have a ripe niggercock that needs to be shoved up your ass?

Also, James Joyce sucks cocks.

And you're not funny, faggot. Your greentext stories suck.

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1800602

>>1800585
I said higher collective IQ. Not well armed U.S. army rangers. You the flawed logic, not this guy. faggot

>> No.1800605

>>1800600

huh, good to know

>> No.1800608

>>1800601

Well that is just awful. Why do people dislike tripfags so much?

>> No.1800610

>>1800590
Yeah, but /x/ didn't know what they were getting into.

Plus, Brownbear's inflated ego could probably drive out all of the kiddies making Stephen King threads. They hate tripfags themselves.

>> No.1800614

Regardless of anything. I think /lit/ has been improving steadily lately. With the exception of kindle threads.

>> No.1800616
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1800616

>>1800601
>>1800601
well that's just plain rude, if you're not going to say something nice please don't say anything at all young man.

>>1800605
>>1800605
here's what the report queue looks like too

>>1800610
>>1800610
>Plus, Brownbear's inflated ego could...
>Brownbear's inflated ego
excuse me sir, but i have a problem with that statement, i do not have an inflated ego and would like an apology okay?

>> No.1800618

>>1800608
Because...

1. You are faggots. There will never be a tripfag with a likeable personality.
2. You crave attention almost as much as you crave the semega lying underneath a nigger's foreskin. Disgusting.
3. All of you live in a false reality. It is painful to hear you talk.
4. All of you are hipsters that think you're smart. Prime example: you htink Fight lub is for idiots. It's not. It's actually a pretty interesting and deep book, faggot.

>> No.1800627

>>1800616
Wow, oyu think your being clever.

Refer to my niggercock statment.

>> No.1800629

>>1800618

But I am clearly a tripfag with a likeable personality. You just need to get to know me.

>> No.1800631

>>1800614

The less you browse the better it seems to get. But this board has worse tripfaggotry than any other board I've ever browsed, by far.

>> No.1800635

>>1800629
I have gotten to know you.

I am Anonymous.

I am everything and nothing.

I am legion.

Obviously this idea is too hard for you to understand, so oyu should go and hero.

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1800638

>>1800618
>>1800618
>1. You are faggots. There will never be a tripfag with a likeable personality.
maybe we can go out or something and just maybe get coffee and talk properly, then i think you'd like me a lot.
>2. You crave attention almost as much as you crave the semega lying underneath a nigger's foreskin. Disgusting.
says the man responding to posts, giving attention and using terms like 'nigger' because lolsoedgy
>3. All of you live in a false reality. It is painful to hear you talk.
i don't think you've ever heard me talk, also i do not live in a fale reality, my reality is very real and i don't go around using the word 'nigger' like a 14 year old who just discovered bad words on the internet.
>4. All of you are hipsters that think you're smart. Prime example: you htink Fight lub is for idiots. It's not. It's actually a pretty interesting and deep book, faggot.
i'm not a hipster, please define that term for me, also i am more intelligent than you, sorry old friend just how it is. And finally, Fight Club? i haven't read that book please tell me when i said it was for idiots, i don't talk about books i haven't read because i'm not Anonymous.

you can search my posts at:
green-oval.net/cgi-board.pl/lit/

click Advanced, enter my tripcode and the words 'Fight Club'
make sure you change the date to like a year ago, otherwise it only searches the last month

have fun kiddo

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>>1800627
>>1800618
>>1800616
>>1800608
>>1800605
>>1800601
>>1800600
>>1800595
>>1800635
>>1800631
>>1800629
>>1800638

>>1800593
>>1800591
>>1800585
>>1800583
>>1800574
>>1800560
You stupid fucks. This is why you will never be a capable board. Just how many of you have ADHD? Honest question. Raise your hands.

>> No.1800642

>>1800627
>>1800618
>>1800616
>>1800608
>>1800605
>>1800601
>>1800600
>>1800595

>>1800593
>>1800591
>>1800585
>>1800583
>>1800574
>>1800560
You stupid fucks. This is why you will never be a capable board. Just how many of you have ADHD? Honest question. Raise your hands.

>> No.1800645

>>1800635

Well as long as we can get along on this board I think I can get over the fact that you hate me. I will just have to be extra super nice.

And >>1800631 I am trying to change that perception

>> No.1800652

>>1800645
Well, if a tripfag can be nice then I guess I'll become one.

>> No.1800649

>>1800642
>>1800642
heyy you clicked some of my posts by accident there buddy

>> No.1800659

>>1800652

Beautiful. You and I shall restore the respectability of tripfags on /lit/

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1800661

>>1800652
>>1800652
welcome to the club good friend, hopefully you're intelligent enough to be one of us, if not you'll fade into obscurity like most of the others!

good luck though

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1800665

>>1800659
>>1800659
heyy it doesn't need to be restored new guy, hang around a little and get to know the ropes alright?

stay wavyyy!

>> No.1800666

>>1800627
>>1800635
>>1800601
Reported for being underage

>> No.1800667

>>1800659
Sounds good.

Well, looking at it, this is a really pathetic attempt at trolling. Turns out /lit/ users are harder to troll than I thought.

So...other than Brownbear and Deep&Edgy which tripfags are hated the most?

>> No.1800672

>>1800667
D&E is pretty respected here akshully

>> No.1800673

>>1800667
As far as I can gather it is just them.

>> No.1800675

>>1800672
>>1800672
From what I've seen that doesn't appear to be the case.

>> No.1800674

>>1800645

not gonna happen with the likes of D&E BB and Fagbot around

plus all the new ones that have probably cropped up in the last couple of months

>> No.1800678

>>1800667
fabulous
virginia w00f

they are like the same person in my head

>> No.1800680

>>1800672

nope

>> No.1800679

>>1800674

That may be the case but I am beyond nice. I am Canadian nice.

>> No.1800682
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1800682

>>1800667
>>1800667
better to be feared than loved sonny.

>>1800673
>>1800673
>>1800672
>>1800672
maybe you tripcode users can do us all a favour and sage when replying off-topic.
like you're doing now.
you idiots.

>> No.1800683

>>1800682

But i like the way my name is green.

>> No.1800685

>>1800678

forgot VW

also anorexic-chan if she's still around

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1800687

>>1800675
>>1800675
how fucking new are you?

>>1800678
>>1800678
V Dubby is a legend

>>1800672
>>1800672
>D&E
>respected
aheueueueueue

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1800692

>>1800683
>>1800683
this is why you'll never be a tripfriend

>>1800685
>>1800685
she isn't

>> No.1800693

>>1800687
About two and a half months.

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1800696

>>1800682
LOOK AT THE GODDAMN UNDERLINE, NIGGER
THAT MEANS SAGE.
Apology, now

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1800699

>>1800693
>>1800693
oh lawdy, you need a fucking run down son

check my image for a general tripfriend list

also learn to sage correctly

>> No.1800701

>>1800682

why not just make quality on-topic posts instead, no circle jerking

oh i forgot, this board is your own private idaho

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1800707

>>1800701
>>1800701
>pretending to sage
>continues to contribute t a thread filled with new trips circle jerking
ugh

>>1800696
>>1800696
apologies friend

>> No.1800708

>>1800701
Actually while you fellows have been posting here I have been participating on the board.

And >>1800692 I do not need to try to be accepted. I am good looking and personable and super nice. Things always seem to turn out favorably!

>> No.1800709

>>1800699
Propaganda.

And I haven't been saging up until this point.

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1800711

>>1800699

wish i'd saved more of these, i have several

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1800717

>>1800709
>>1800709
thats the point, you should be saging because this thread isn't about literature, it;s about raiding other boards like children and then tripfags.

it's not propaganda, it's an educational picture

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1800721

>>1800708
>>1800708
oh okay you can shitpost in this thread but look you told a guy to read moby dick because it's 'spectacular'

well done.

>I am good looking and personable and super nice

these have nothing to do with literature, sorry!

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1800729

>>1800711
>>1800711

i think that picture might be slightly edited

>> No.1800728

>>1800721

do you not like moby dick

what is your problem with it?

>> No.1800732

>>1800699

My god, look at this. I really hope you're a troll, because if this picture is for you any kind of proof that tripfags are necessary or that your presence is somehow wanted around here, I fell sorry for the person behind your trip...

[spoilers] 10/10, actually made me rage a little but in real life. Keep the good job! [/spoilers]

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1800736

>>1800728
>>1800728
i just don't think telling someone to read a book which is regarded as an American Classic because it's 'spectacular' is a good contribution. You could at least try and go in depth about the novel and shed some light upon it.

also
i haven't read Moby Dick so i can't comment in depth upon it

>> No.1800737

>>1800721

Well it is spectacular.

And being good looking and personable and super nice is very important. I do not project the fact that I am a jerk and therefore people are more inclined to listen to me.

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1800738

What happened to you /lit/... what the fuck happened?

>> No.1800742

>>1800732

nope, he's just ugly so he tries to get acceptance here

>>1800729

no, although i did fuck up when ctrl+v'ing it

gimme a second to consult the archive

>> No.1800743

/x/-phile bumping this thread to remind you guys how shitty this board is. Seriously, I thought /x/ was a tripfag wankfest.

>> No.1800746

>>1800738
Faggots like me happened.

>> No.1800748

>>1800736

when was the last time you did so? i mean you can't honestly think your story threads are worth anything in relation to literature

>>1800738

D&E and Tybrax took over, other faggots saw how much attention they were getting, cue devolution

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1800750

>>1800737
>>1800737
>Well it is spectacular
hmmmmm i know a lot of people who would disagree.

>And being good looking and personable and super nice is very importan
you can't prove those things can you


>>1800732
>>1800732
i never troll!

>>1800738
>>1800738
fucking idiot new tripags who can't sage correctly.
ugh i know right?

>> No.1800759

>>1800750

http://green-oval.net/cgi-board.pl/lit/thread/1688407#p1689263

and the saging thing never works in reality, someone *always* bumps

and of course you'll reply that it's always an anon, but it's not, and if you cared about a quality board you'd stop the metaphorical Adonis and the mirror act

>> No.1800763

>>1800750

Oh you!

I shall prove my claims daily with well thought out and informative posts. And by not being afraid to show my imperfections.

>> No.1800765

The /x/philes are coming! The /x/philes are coming!

>>1800703

>> No.1800767

'

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1800768

>>1800748
>>1800748
i haven't made a greentext thread in about a month (give or take a week)
please try and keep up with current events alright!

also seems like you might be kinda devoted, especially with a name like Stabulous.

>> No.1800776

.

>> No.1800778

>>1800765
Oh God...what have I done

>> No.1800779

>>1800768

yeah I'm a big fan

anyway you did so many of those crappy threads and didn't listen to the mostly negative response, doesn't matter that you ran out of ideas or whatever

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1800788

>>1800759
>>1800759
ah those were the days, with my sweet little onionring

>>1800763
>>1800763
i look forward to it friend!

>>1800779
>>1800779
i've not met any new girls hence no thread, i did meet a girl today but i was too tired to green text it, saving it til tomorrow!

also they're all about literature, you're just an idiot who can't acknowledge that and talk about it

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1800849

A question for O.P.
If /b/ raided /x/ why would /lit/ think raiding /x/ would give it some kind of imagery?
It wouldn't, why?
Because everybody and their grandmother has raided /x/, you want to prove your intellect? Chart out the boards and target the one that would cause the biggest conundrum.
I'm not a brainiac, but I'm far from stupid when it come's to tactics, plus if you go for /x/ your gonna' get nailed big time /x/ may be small but they got several other boards to cover their asses, I would know I witnessed the whole proclaimed /b/ vs. /x/ war and since then they've got partners and members of their own board that will SHIT all over your board and then some.

So little warning, don't take the Skinny kid lightly, he may just whipthe goliath's candyass.