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I'm a dude, if I fap less will my writing become better because of vitalistic yin retention?

>> No.18001403

>>18001392
>I'm a dude
balls or gtfo

>> No.18001414

post those nuts right now. make sure the seam is visible.

>> No.18001426

show seam

>> No.18001432

>>18001392
you know the rules OP

>> No.18001433

>>18001426
>>18001414
>>18001403
>>18001392
Why channelers, why

>> No.18001469

>>18001392
I-IS THAT A MALE BOY ON 4CHAN? OH MY GOD I'M SO HORNY RN ANONETTES! IM GONNA SQUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRTTTTTT

>> No.18001474

>>18001469
amen sister. i hope he posts those plush and ripe balls soon.

>> No.18001526

>>18001469
There are no women on 4 chan

>> No.18001532

>>18001526
you’re only worth your balls now post them or leave you worthless XY subhuman

>> No.18001546

>>18001433
>declare gender for no reason
>you girls stop sexualizing me!!
Why are penisoids like this?

>> No.18001554

Average male post on 4chan
>I fap ladies, ladies did I mention I fap, I'm a dude by the way

Why do men even come here?

>> No.18001593

It's a bit disrespectful to ask for balls only because he is a male, we so rarely see men around here... These incels, I swear...

>> No.18001645

>>18001593
He won’t fuck you, stop degrading yourself for a walking dildo

>> No.18001691

>>18001593
>no!! don't objectivy the moid!
dildo detected

>> No.18001698

>>18001691
absolutely an undercover XYlet. fucking pathetic.

>> No.18001705

I hate women

>> No.18001708

>>18001705
oh look, the dildo wants attention. balls and taint or begone.

>> No.18001729

>>18001705
bad b8

>> No.18001756

>>18001532
Are you that new here?

>> No.18001802

>>18001756
Just because women don’t feel the need to ejaculate their gender every five seconds doesn’t mean we don’t dominate this board by far. Not that you will ever understand, your whole existence revolves around attracting female attention to that flesh stick between your legs, you are literally and demonstrably worthless in every other facet of life. It’s not your fault really, it’s just biology. Just go back to /r/AskMen, this place is not for your kind.

>> No.18001833

>>18001705
GOOD

>> No.18001836

this is my favorite thread

>> No.18001841

>>18001756
look pal are you going to let me slap your sack or not?

>> No.18001850

>>18001705
i succ ur benis

>> No.18001860

ladies i HATE them so fucking much but i can’t stop imagining gently flicking my tongue against a penisoid’s nipple until it becomes erect, i want to bury my face in those fucking retards’ taints and ballbags, i want to lock them in a little basement and make them beg me for food and water, i want to praise and curse the creator for making walking dildos—WHAT DO I DO?!

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18001862

Sound your pen & write with it in your cock for direct access to the yinergy

>> No.18001875

>>18001802
That's why this board is so ... limited. Talking about the same books, the same authors. How... Predictable.

>> No.18001920

>>18001860
>a straight woman on lit
I don't believe it

>> No.18001934

>>18001875
Why do men... Write like this... They’re so... Fucking... Retarded

>> No.18001935

>>18001920
Don't. It's just faggot white knights mimicking what mainstream media outlets told them incels talk like as a joke.

>> No.18001955

>>18001935
i will ram my cunt against your nose again and again until i hear your nasal bones break. you have no value beyond your flesh rod and your manual labor. you are a sex toy that unfortunately learned how to talk. quiet now.

>> No.18001957

>>18001802
The joke back in the day, when 4chan was dominated by men, was that girls would never come to this disgusting place. When someone claimed to be a women, it was a trap, IE a tranny. This waslike 12 years ago, before gamer gate and all that.

But keep the misandry coming. You're winning, just like Trump

>> No.18001967

>>18001955
Misandry is no different than misogyny.

>> No.18001973

>>18001955
based
>>18001957
>when 4chan was dominated by men
lol where did you read that, encyclopedia dramatica? fucking newfags

>> No.18001979

>>18001955
We dont care what leftists think.

>> No.18001984

>>18001979
ok that’s nice now post cock and balls

>> No.18001990

>>18001984
You'll make fun of how small they are, so no.

>> No.18002000

>>18001979
You will care about my left tit once I shove it up you ass and fill you with my milk, whore

>> No.18002006

kek@this thread

>> No.18002017

>>18001955
Dangerously based domina

>> No.18002036
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18002036

>when a roastie thinks she's subverting my ability to sexualize her posts with irony but i sexualize the irony instead

>> No.18002037

>>18002000
Are you a breeder?

>> No.18002046

>>18001973
Where were you when Gats had the rainbow drip?

>> No.18002051

>>18002036
that’s nice sweetie

>> No.18002063

No proof of any male presence in this thread so far. Keep larping.

>> No.18002098

>>18001841
Na dude, but you can choke on my shade after I knock your teeth out

>> No.18002126

Anons are not grasping the levels of irony of this thread.

>> No.18002136

>>18002098
mash mash mash mash craccccck snaaaaaap

>> No.18002281

>>18002046
ITT: newfags

>> No.18002389
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18002389

It's so weird that no one will actually address op's question

>> No.18002414

>>18001546
>she thinks reversing rules is smart
please think before you act

>> No.18002510

>losers pretending to be women
Nothing ever changes

>> No.18002558

>>18002414
balls or be quiet

>> No.18002586

its actually nice being desired and sexualized by the opposite sex even if it is ironic shitposting. this must be what womemes under the cloak of anonymity feel when they're posts receive respect and thoughtful responses

>> No.18002664

>>18002586
oh my god shut the fuck up if you won’t post anything hot

>> No.18002670

>>18002586
absolutely correct, anon

>> No.18002677

>>18001403
lmao oh shit

>> No.18002710

>>18002389
that’s what happens when you derail a thread with your lush balls and cock. of course nobody will fucking respond to your actual post. don’t post gender next time.

>> No.18002711

>>18001403
You'll never be a man you fucking plastic shaft.

>> No.18002733

I’m loving it. I wish real life was like this. If only some virus eradicated 90% of the male population...

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18002926

>>18002733
>i actually really like being sexualized tehee :3
>doesn't post balls
I hate men so fucking much.

>> No.18002936

>>18002926
Do you really want to see my balls? I'll post them if you really REALLY want to see my scrotum.

>> No.18002944

>>18001392
No, but do it because it seems like you already believe it will help and placebo is a motherfucker. good luck anon

>> No.18002956

>>18002936
You're just a larping lesbo anyway, prove me wrong

>> No.18002998

>>18002936
yes retard, how many times do we have to tell you to post balls

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18003020

>>18001392

>> No.18003378

>>18001392
Tell me if you find it interesting
https://www.kirkdurston.com/blog/unwin

>> No.18003413

>>18003378
>godshit
Cringe

>> No.18003446

>>18002389
probably because the question is retarded

>> No.18003458

juppi

>> No.18003476

>>18003458
oj danon

>> No.18003502

>>18003413
It's not about christianity, it's about Sexual promiscuity