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if you could go back in time and shoot one writer, who would it be and why?

>> No.17970581

>>17970567
marx

>> No.17970585

Hajime Isayama. Karl Marx. Just line them up

>> No.17970591

>>17970567
moot. i am so sorry. but it would be for the greater good.
forgive me mootykins.

>> No.17970594

Gardner

>> No.17970598

>>17970567
I would shoot god

>> No.17970600

>>17970567
Me.
It is already too late to commit suicide.

>> No.17970606

Myself

>> No.17970607

>>17970598
why what did she do wrong?

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>>17970594
Who dat?

>> No.17970637

>>17970567
Rousseau. Marx actually had some good ideas and all the worst stuff of his is Rousseau influenced.

>> No.17970645

Isayama

>> No.17970695

David Foster Wallace minutes before his suicide. I shoot him in the stomach and piss on him as he clutches at his gut.

>> No.17970723

>>17970637
Hume thought rousseau was a demon

>> No.17970892

Rachel Carson. Her book started all this environmental crap.

>> No.17970906

>>17970607
What did they do right

>> No.17970910

>>17970892
im sorry are we not destroying the planet at a ridiculous pace?

>> No.17970911

F. Gardner

>> No.17970916

>>17970892
Carson is based. Now drink your chemicals kid

>> No.17970953

>>17970892
Because of retards like you I've been swallowing estrogen with the water my entire life and now I have a small pp

>> No.17970970

>>17970567
Hitler desu

>> No.17971712

>>17970567
adam smith

>> No.17971746

>>17970910
Not ridiculous enough imo

>> No.17971756

>>17970567
myself

>> No.17971769

>>17970567
Flaubert or maybe Proust

>> No.17971781

>>17970567
>myself, for the lulz

>> No.17971787

>>17970723
source? would like to know

>> No.17971795

>>17970892
based
>>17970910
not fast enough

>> No.17971803

>>17970567
Plato, would say socratese, but not the writer, since he started all the gay parts of western thought.

>> No.17972308

hajime isayama

>> No.17972339

>>17970567
Paul

>> No.17972344

>>17970581
Based, same

>> No.17972979

>>17970970
Dude go to the source Neitche. Also kills a bunch of fedora tipping retards while youre at it

>> No.17972993

>>17970567
Hitler. I am indifferent towards him but I can't stand poltards and fashwave.

>> No.17973009

>>17970567
That dork who brought the christ myths up. This >>17972339


>>17970581
So, socialism would be rid of a deeper understanding of capitalism and continue... hmmm the Russian Revolution might have succeeded. Spain too. I see the appeal, still I would have picked Lenin.

>>17970892
The environmental degradation is why there’s all this environmental crap, you glyphosate baby.

>> No.17973327

>>17970567
Zinn

>> No.17973340

>>17970567
Hegel

>> No.17973348

OP

>> No.17973349

>>17970567
the guy who wrote the diary of a wimpy kid

>> No.17973491

>>17973340
this

>> No.17973523

>>17973009
I never had anything agains you, but I now realise why you are hated you witch.

>> No.17973645

>>17970637
This or Locke.

>> No.17973659

>>17970567
Proust just because he’s French, Jewish and a faggot. Nothing against ISoLT

>> No.17973664

>>17970567
Freud

>> No.17973688

I'd unironically shoot baby Jesus (if he counts as a philosopher). If not, then probably Hegel or Marx.

>> No.17973694

>>17973688
who is the last philosopher you would want to be shot?

>> No.17973727

>>17973694
Probably someone like Joseph de Maistre or Gotama Buddha. If we consider the butterfly effect like I did with Jesus, then it would probably be wisest to protect Plato.

>> No.17973739

HP Lovecraft, because the HP stands for Hates Progess

>> No.17973929

marx

>> No.17974048

>>17970567
idk, probably that one weirdo in Australia who wrote all of those books about pedophilia being a good thing. What kind of a dumb question is this?

>> No.17974055

>>17972344
>>17970581
Marx's conclusions were an inevitable outcome of the social/economic conditions of his time. Had he not written about proletarian uprising, someone else undoubtedly would have. In fact, many others, his contemporaries, did. They just weren't as influential as him. Had he not been alive, though, one of them would have filled that vacuum.

>> No.17974167

>>17970567
David Foster Wallace because he literally was an abusive monster to his poor partner and he said nigger quite a few times in Infinite Jest. The world would be better without his half wit trash.

>> No.17974197

>>17970567
plato

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>>17973009

>> No.17975505

>>17970622
Lurk moar

>> No.17975616

>>17970567
Paul of Tarsus

>> No.17976294

>>17970567
Probably the butterfly faggot on this board, the world would be a better place.

>> No.17976383

>>17970567
osamu dazai, although i loved his book, he was a real piece of shit

>> No.17976401

>>17976383
but then again he would probably just thank me

>> No.17976421

>>17970567
Brandon Sanderson, merely because he's overrated af and it makes me seethe for some reason.

>> No.17976695

>>17970567
OP's mom.

>> No.17976846

Hegel
>>17973694
Hammurabi

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>>17970567
Definitely Kennedy.