/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.17962656]

tfw no /lit/ bf

[Anonymous No.17962659]

>>17962656
Start an online bookclub.

[Anonymous No.17962662]

>>17962656
I am right here, anon.

[Anonymous No.17962666]

Hi

[Anonymous No.17962668]

>>17962659
>>17962662
will u be my bf?

[Anonymous No.17962671]

heyy

[Anonymous No.17962672]

>>17962668
The bookclub anon or me

[Anonymous No.17962682]

>>17962656
>>>/tttt/

[Anonymous No.17962685]

>>17962672
She was talking to me dingus.
What up bitch, you like lasagna?

[Anonymous No.17962690]

YOU WILL NEVER...

[Anonymous No.17962692]

>>17962685
Stay away from m'lady, you mongrel.

[Anonymous No.17962703]

>>17962656
>Tfw I broke up with my /lit/ gf who looked like a big tiddy version of that exact pepe
Feels soul crushing man

[Anonymous No.17962708]

>>17962656
why would you want a schizo boyfriend obsessed with race science, anon. There are lots of perfectly nice boys out there!

[Anonymous No.17962715]

>>17962659
>>17962662
>>17962666
>>17962671
>>17962672
>>17962682
>>17962685
>>17962690
>>17962692
>>17962703
sorry I only date jamal

[Anonymous No.17962714]

>>17962703
And also goth and big butt and ethnically exotic

[Anonymous No.17962717]

>>17962656
YWNBAW

[Anonymous No.17962725]

>>17962708
Do you really think she'd be here if she had any chances with them?

[Anonymous No.17962727]

>>17962715
Cucked again, and by a literary Stacy this time. Oh God, your cruelty know no bounds!

[Anonymous No.17962729]

>>17962692
>m'lady
Are you one of those 'supreme gentlemen'? Can you give me advice on butterfly?

:3

[Anonymous No.17962739]

>>17962714
In other words, not attractive. :3

[Anonymous No.17962745]

>>17962729
Ya. Leave her alone

[Anonymous No.17962751]

>>17962715
Such is the vexing nature of fate. Why must you wound me in this way, m'lady?

[Anonymous No.17962766]

>>17962745
That is some sort of joke, yes?

I mean, what should I say to her to make her feel better about me? I can tell she is interested.

Should I make actions like *holds door open for Butterfly* before she posts in the thread?

[Anonymous No.17962768]

>tfw no Tatenokai bf to be /fitlit/ with

[Anonymous No.17962776]

>>17962729
>supreme gentlemen
My disguise is in shambles! Oh, how clever of you to uncover my true identity, anon. Quite impressive indeed. Some advice, eh? Have you tried telling her the things that lay in your heart truthfully and gently? You have to ease her into it, man.

[Anonymous No.17962777]

>>17962751
it's because.. I'm not a woman in actuality..

but a toxic, envious incel

[Anonymous No.17962787]

>>17962777
>I'm not a woman in actuality..
Who could have seen that coming

[Anonymous No.17962788]

>>17962766
It's not a joke. Assuming she's real you should stop harassing her. TERF or no it's not cool bro

[Anonymous No.17962789]

>>17962777
So.... you don't like lasagna eh?

[Anonymous No.17962795]

>>17962776
Ah, I see. The other anon was posting through a guise! How disingenuous.

Indeed, what I should do then is act to her as I would treat any woman I respect :3

I should not oversexualize our interactions, perhaps she will grow to like them. But yes, alas, my feelings must be told! I cannot hold them any longer! :3

[Anonymous No.17962797]

>>17962789
I'm too constipated rn, perhaps later /lit/

[Anonymous No.17962803]

>>17962788
You're a joke :3

[Anonymous No.17962816]

>>17962803
u Kno it

[Anonymous No.17962820]

>>17962795
And you mustn't hold it in any longer, anon. Lay down your feeling bare. I know it's a vulnerable spot to be in but she will see through it and recognize the genuineness of your passion for her.

[Anonymous No.17962823]

>>17962797
Cut back on the opioids fren

[Anonymous No.17962833]

>>17962823
I have irritable bowel syndrome, it ain't opioids

[Anonymous No.17962837]

>>17962768
I scour /lit/ every day for a Mishima-reading homofash who will be my bf.

[Anonymous No.17964049]

>>17962656
Sage

[Anonymous No.17964075]

>>17964049
I'm bumping this to spite you

[Anonymous No.17964086]

>>17964075
you may be unaware of this but the antonym of sage is actually age. the former means "lower" and the latter means "raise", in japanese

[Anonymous No.17964096]

>>17962833
Cut back on the gluten and sodomy you'll be ok

[Anonymous No.17964098]

>>17964086
So next time I could say age instead of bump? Big if true

[Anonymous No.17964106]

>>17962656
how hot are you and what's your area

[Anonymous No.17964107]

>>17964098
If a thread is ageing it is bumping.

[Anonymous No.17964110]

>>17964106
>>17962777

[Anonymous No.17964115]

>>17964110
The question stands

[Anonymous No.17964123]

hi I'm a real life woman but you only get to be my bf if you have good taste in literature.

[Anonymous No.17964144]

>>17964123
Post tits or GTFO

[Anonymous No.17964147]

>>17962656
Read in the park so /lit/ guys can ask you out.

[Anonymous No.17964148]

>>17962788
She shouldn't trip then.

[Anonymous No.17964151]

>>17964123
Tits or gtfo, you know the rules

[Anonymous No.17964167]

>>17962766
>*holds door open for Butterfly*
Yes, yes you should do that be a gentleman.

[Anonymous No.17964203]

>>17964148
Ya she shouldn't. I could even enjoy her posts if she didn't. That's no excuse to sexually harass her though.

[Anonymous No.17964711]

>>17962656
what the fuck this thread is worse than reddit
fuck w*men
fuck faggots
fuck tr*nnies
laus deo

[Haha No.17965975]

>>17962739
Kek

[Anonymous No.17966755]

>>17962656
Homo.

[Anonymous No.17966777]

>>17962656
LMAO That is basically me irl

[Anonymous No.17967697]

>>17964123
The lusiads is the greatest literary work in history.
now will you be my gf?

[Anonymous No.17967709]

>>17966777
be my gf

[Anonymous No.17967840]

>>17962656
Shut up you solipsistic attention whore even if you are a biological woman you are a cunt for posting here because it's so obvious to both of us that it would be trivial for you to get a well read BF if that's what you actually wanted, because well read men outnumber you so fucking hard and if any of you cunts actually cared you would just approach because practically nobody would deny except the ones in on your cunning schemes, but no, you came here because you won't settle for anything but a literal model tier Adonis who just happens to read books so you can feel smart rather than recognize your whoring tendencies around him, and/or you want fucking attention from desperate hylic simps here who think they have a chance because they are delusional and dying for pussy, and your narcissistic ass feeds off their attention because in reality you see men who don't fit that physical criteria as subhuman eunuchs to serve as your fucking emotional tampons or exploitable objects, get out of here already and think look at your true self in shame you fucking Laschian egocentrist piece of shit, if you had a hint of self-awareness you would realize nobody likes you for anything but your fucking sexual organs and your sociopath-like masks of "intellectuality" and "lovingness" you actual living piece of postmodern nihilistic self-indulgence human wreck, in a way i actually feel bad for you having this drive for piece of shit egoist tendencies so for fuck's sake get your head out of male model dick for one fucking second and realize that you are an uninteresting bitch contributing to the moral depredation of young men becoming more and more hopeless and nihilistic as our society trends more and more into selfish apathy to actual social problems beyond virtue signalling because of egoistic shits like you and the people you influence, read some actual good books beyond fucking Harry Potter, Hunger Games, Maze Runner and Twilight to develop some actual thoughts and do it by yourself without needing shitty ass constant parasocial validation so maybe you develop some goddamn taste you fucking mongoloid

>>17962729
>>17962766
>>17964167
And fuck butterfly too, and wake the fuck up you pitiable clusters of simps, and stop avoiding pain at all costs

[Anonymous No.17967859]

>>17967840
Holy shit the seethe lmao

[Anonymous No.17967860]

>>17967840
most based post i've seen on /lit/
keep doing god's work son.

[Anonymous No.17967900]

>>17962708
I know race is taboo but is race science really epistemologically indefensible? Gobineau's work is based.

[Anonymous No.17967918]

>>17967900
what the fuck is race science?
give me a rundown

[Anonymous No.17967934]

>>17967840
Sex - have it. Now.

[Anonymous No.17968286]

>>17967900
He had a very weird loveboner for Iran, i tought he hated brown people

[Anonymous No.17968346]

>>17968286
Iranians are Aryans. The word "Iran" means the land of Aryans, and NatSoc Germany also categorized them as Aryan people.

[Anonymous No.17968379]

>>17968346
It doesn't matter what they call themselves, they are still brown, they are about as aryan as arabs (who Gobineau saw as "inferior semitic peoples")

[Anonymous No.17968399]

>>17968379
Most of them aren't really brown desu. Gobineau spent a lot of time in Iran, surely he would noticed if they were.

[Anonymous No.17968427]

>>17968399
>Most of them aren't really brown desu. Gobineau spent a lot of time in Iran, surely he would noticed if they were.
THIS was the current Shah of Iran when Gobineau first visited. Doesn't look very aryan too me.
GOBLINeau even called persian women the most beautiful in the world, and didnt want europeans to colonise Iran because he was afraid they "would mix the beauties of Persia" and therefore "pollute" european blood

[Anonymous No.17968521]

>>17968427
>The Qajar dynasty was an Iranian[1] royal dynasty of Turkic origin, specifically from the Qajar tribe, ruling over Iran from 1789 to 1925: The Qajar family took full control of Iran in 1794, deposing Lotf 'Ali Khan, the last Shah of the Zand dynasty, and re-asserted Iranian sovereignty over large parts of the Caucasus.
The Shah you posted was from a random Turkish family who took over Iran after pic related (ethnically Iranian Shah) died.

[Anonymous No.17968529]

>>17962715
That's why you have no lit bf

[Anonymous No.17968545]

>>17968521
>The Shah you posted was from a random Turkish family who took over Iran after pic related (ethnically Iranian Shah) died.
?
Whats your point, the guy you posted looks like the average brown Fersian
pic rel is the founder of the Zand dynasty. Again, doesn't look very aryan.

[Anonymous No.17968574]

>>17968379
>they are still brown
not really, they look like meds with a couple of asian features. 30% of light colored eyes

[Anonymous No.17968607]

>>17968545
The one you posted is the same one I posted though. Seems like just a bad portrait. What do you say about natsoc Germany classifying them as Aryans? They didn't even consider Slavs as Aryans and considered Anglos as "lower Aryans" but they were very fond of Iran.

[Anonymous No.17968625]

>>17968574
You're not white Abdul, stop trying to "fit in", you already have your afghan, balochi, kurdish and tajik friends, you and your race are completely foreign to europe, you have more in common with arabs and poojeets than with europeans

>>17968607
>bad portrait
Oh yes sure, they just made him brown on accident. Heres the actual colored version of your portrait. Very "aryan" indeed.

[Anonymous No.17968632]

>>17968625
>t. seething anglo

[Anonymous No.17968650]

>>17966777
be my gf

[Anonymous No.17968653]

>>17968625
>gets presented with evidence
>rages
what a fucking loser

[Anonymous No.17968657]

>>17968632
>not even a minute passes and he already replies
Ahmeds literally on suicide-watch
idk why you cant just admit you're brown

[Anonymous No.17968681]

>>17968653
>skin color = eye color
Dumb nigger, i guess blue eyed mullatoes must be aryan too.

[Anonymous No.17968723]

>>17968681
the day you find a population of mulattoes with such a percentage of light colored eyes, there has been so much mixing, that yes, they will look white, undistinguishable from european mediterraneans

[Anonymous No.17968818]

Tfw no gf to annoy the fuck out of me while Im working or reading and trying really hard to ignore her but finally getting so fed up I fuck her really hard so she can shut up

[Anonymous No.17968861]

>>17968723
Im not talking about whiteness, im talking about aryaness, its a different thing. 95% of all iranians have black or dark brown hair. Even those that have light eyes also have dark skin and dark hair. Finding a truly blond, pale-skinned and blue eyed iranian is very rare.
And dont go cherrypicking images of "aryan" iranians, ive already seen all of them hundreds of times from Ahmeds like you