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17960859 No.17960859 [Reply] [Original]

how do i get a cool mustache like fredrick neechy

>> No.17960867

>>17960859
Pencil moustache is the one true patrician moustache.

>> No.17961020

>>17960859
You have to shave like every day for a few years. Then you just let it grow.

>> No.17961039

>>17960859
bro, have you tried good genetics?

>> No.17961045

>>17961020
This only if you have this>>17961039.

>> No.17961114

>>17960859
Idk how they do it. Mustache hairs in my mouth drives me nuts.

>> No.17961121

>>17960859
grow

>> No.17961359
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17961359

>>17960859
Up your T by taking zinc supplements - ignore the "recommended dose" that tries to keep you feminised, just don't exceed the maximum dosage and you'll be fine. Warning: zinc supplements made me manically homosexual for cute femboys, but my facial hair and energy did get much better
>>17960867
Also this, pic rel - David Sylvian being mogged by pencil moustache chad

>> No.17961591

>>17960859
Little industry secret for ya, kiss as many bearded men as possible. It will rub off on you eventually

>> No.17961594

>>17960859
prove that god is dead

>> No.17961742

>>17960859
I lol'd

>> No.17963050

>>17960859
I had to wait until I was 23 before I could grow one in less than 3 months

>> No.17963283

>>17963050
so there's hope...

>> No.17963329

>>17963050
Wtf ?
Are you not a Man ?
I grew a small moustache at 14
Now, at 18, I have a big one, but it kind annoys me so I shave it every 3 days

>> No.17963491

>>17963329
Fucking kek at your shit genetics. I had a full beard at 13.

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17963496

Glue. And check the trash outside a barbershop for the right color

>> No.17963549
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17963549

>brother can grow pic related in two weeks
>my facial hair is blonde and patchy
This is bullshit, he doesn't even read philosophy.