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If you could go back in time, and kill one philosopher, who would it be? Pic very related.

>> No.17958533

If I could go back in time I would kill your mother so this board wouldn't have to deal with your horrible posts

>> No.17958550

>>17958533
based

>> No.17958553

>>17958524
Tough call between Socrates and Plato.

>> No.17958743

marx or maybe Kant
and im not even a right wing, or alt right or even lib right.

>> No.17958749

>>17958524
Ayn Rand

>> No.17958769

Descartes for ruining scholasticism

>> No.17958852

>>17958553
If you killed Socrates, then perhaps the sophists would have had more of a foothold in Athens, since they would go unmolested by the inquisitive little spawn of Silenus. But then Plato would not have had a mentor to push him towards philosophy for its own sake, and he might have fallen into politics like the rest of his family, and he could have ended up like some crazed tyrant.
And if you killed Plato, then there would have been much less for Alexander to respect and he might not have been a phil-hellenes at all, and a brutal regime may have started that killed all knowledge in favour of constant war, and when/if the Romans came, they learned nothing and Christianity would have no philosophical basis and theology would not exist and the church would simply justify itself through even more brute force, without even having the eventually renaissance at the end of it due to people gaiing access to Plato again, because you killed him.
If you killed either one, you certainly would not be typing on a computer right now. So maybe it's for the best.

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>>17958769
seethe

>> No.17959064

>>17958524
Donald Trump

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>>17958524

>> No.17959079

>>17958524
desu i would kill this faggot and marx, for making fun of my baby Max

>> No.17959185

>>17958852
I see absolutely nothing wrong with any of that

>> No.17959203

>>17958524
Hippias of Elis; he was a tool.

>> No.17959214

>>17959079
Max Stirner's main influence was Hegel.

>> No.17959234

>>17959064
>Philosopher

>> No.17959410

>>17959214
i know.

>> No.17959684

Myself

>> No.17959805

>>17958524
Descartes or Rousseau

>> No.17959961

>>17958524
Plato, we dont deserve him

>> No.17960053

so you want the nazis to win?

>> No.17960428

>>17958749
Based

>> No.17960451

>>17958524
No need, I would just take them to the future to see what their shitposts did to the world.

>>17960053
>not knowing WW2 was a struggle between old and young Hegelians

>> No.17960474

Hegel deserved to live forever

>> No.17960486

If I can kill Descartes after his scientific contributions and before his philosophy, then him
Otherwise, I'm with you, Hegel

>> No.17960541

>>17958769
that was Ockham

>> No.17960560

>>17959203
A good choice.

>> No.17960687

>>17958524

Pythagoras, if I could get past his cult members

>> No.17960734

>>17958852
this is your brain on idealism

>> No.17960740

>>17958524
Maybe Bentham or Mill.

>> No.17961247

This post was sponsored by Schopenhauer.

>> No.17961265

>>17958524
Why would you kill him?

>> No.17961266

>>17958524
Jesus.

>> No.17961626

>>17959961
kek

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>>17958524
This seething hypocrite.