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17879751 No.17879751 [Reply] [Original]

What books should I namedrop if I want to attract a gf?

>> No.17879759

depends on the woman. if they're interested in literature at all i guess poetry or prose written by edgy bipolar women is a pretty good place to start, maybe some retarded utopian political philosophy/economics

>> No.17879767
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>>17879751
The only book name dropped that'll attract a girl worth having is the Bible.

>> No.17879768

>>17879759
like what

>> No.17879771
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Gf's don't give a shit about your hobbies. You attract them with
>height and athletic physique
>cocksure attitude
>social status
>fucking them rough

>> No.17879841

>>17879771
back to r9k

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>>17879841
Back to onlysimps

>> No.17879849

I name dropped a bunch of random philosophers I was vaguely aware of (only some of which I have read) and it made her think I'm smart.

>> No.17879987

>>17879767
Oh my god you infect every board with your fucking cancer. If the Bible really saved you you'd be happily living your life, not shitposting every page of this site for deranged loners copy-pasting the same dogshit post failing to convince others to join your cult.

Ik a guy like you irl but instead of 4chan it's TikTok. Biggest loser I've ever met telling everyone to go Christian yet exemplifies all 7 sins, jerks off in his parents' basement and refuses to go to school. Lives for nothing but the latest Christian trend of who to complaim about next. Get a life.

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>>17879751

>> No.17880017

>>17879997
wouldn't they just think that you're a pedo tho? kek

>> No.17880062

>>17879751
Infinite jest