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17862288 No.17862288 [Reply] [Original]

>tfw 120 dollars in library fees
The library put up a big board with the names of the people who owe the most right outside the building. My name is at the top alongside a picture of my face and the amount I owe. Now whenever someone recognizes me they give me a hard stare and tell me to return the books and pay my fees. Even random strangers have approached me just to chide me about this. What do I do bros? Is there any way to get out of this or do I just never use the library again?

>> No.17862296

>>17862288
>What do I do bros?
return the books and pay your fees

>> No.17862318

Return your damn books, then save up some money and pay off your fees

>> No.17862337

>>17862288
Pretend that you are literally an old pissed off Jewish guy, go in there and contest the fees. Don't leave until you get what you want. If it doesn't work, come back and try again tomorrow and act like the first time never happened.

>> No.17862350

>>17862288
badge of honour, as long as you actually read the books.

>> No.17862665

Get one of those people who approach you to pity you and give you the money

>> No.17863249

>>17862288
People like you are ruining libraries for everyone. Return the books and pay your fees retard.

>> No.17863290

>>17862288
Based, they hate you cause they ain't you.

>> No.17863462

keep checking out their books until you can start your own library and make back the money for the fees.

>> No.17863500

there's no way this is real right? the library putting up peoples photos like they're a fucking gas station store is already a bit hard to believe but people coming up to you in public multiple times is even harder to believe

>> No.17863506

just buy some wigs and groucho marx glasses and be sleuthful

>> No.17863612

>>17862288
How people rack up library fees baffles me

>> No.17863625

>>17863612
Same

>> No.17863813
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17863813

>>17862288
return the books

>> No.17863867

>>17863612
laziness

>> No.17863884

>>17862288
holy based blogposting op. you've actually read books. big congratulation
>>17863249
c u c k
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>> No.17864728

>>17862288
take out more books until you bankrupt the library

>> No.17865018

>>17862337
OP, do this

>> No.17865028

>>17863813
kek

>> No.17865042

>>17863500
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>> No.17865278

>>17863612
Simple, I only check out books from libraries i intend to keep.