/lit/ - Literature

[Brownbear !Wfn4kkpLag!!fEGZw8wphGR No.1785853]

So guys, im thinking about getting my greentext stories printed as a collection and sending them to friends, i haven;t looking into the costs yet but i don't imagine it being that much, i even looked into actually binding the book myself and stuff and that seems pretty cheap.

SO
i was wondering some things, i was thinking (JUST THINKING) that maybe i could sell them to you guys on here. BUT I DON'T TAKE ANY MONEY FROM YOU, instead it gets donated to a charity of my choice (probs be something mainstream and not general, like a disease research instead of for a specific building) and then as long as your charitable donation covers shipping costs i can send you the book!

i don't know if you guys would be down for this, i just see it as a good way to raise some money for a charity whilst you guys get my green text stories if you liked them (i'd sign the books or w/e if you guys wanted something cheesy like that)

the only problem i can see is that you guys would have to give me your names and addresses, but you're all Anonymous (most anyway) so i don't think it'd be a problem, but if you're not down for that you can maybe give me a like post office address or something? Or maybe there's some service where basically i send it to them, then they send it to you, so i never get your address, i don't know though.

thoughts?

[Brownbear !Wfn4kkpLag!!fEGZw8wphGR No.1785861]

so to summarise:

>you donate money to a charity that covers shipping costs + voluntary donation
>i ship book to you out of my own pocket
>you have to give me address but we might find a way to work around that
>you get my greentext stories as a book and a charity gets a donation from you
>i receive no payment or profit

[Brownbear !Wfn4kkpLag!!fEGZw8wphGR No.1785869]

i know a lot of people are going to hate on this but it's just an idea and maybe a nice thing to do for a smaller charity, it's up to you guys though, please try not to fill this thread with anti-tripfag stuff, it's just a thought i had

[Scambear !!ljJFcj/RISQ No.1785872]

Make sure you donate in high amounts.

[Anonymous No.1785874]

post all the addresses

[Mr. Noc aka Future Boy !RXm61rnmYY No.1785879]

If this means that i will have tried hard enough,
then sure I'm in.

[Stagolee !0Pey/QLK3E No.1785878]

viral marketing

[Brownbear !Wfn4kkpLag!!fEGZw8wphGR No.1785881]

>>1785872
>>1785872
thats the thing i think there would be a way to make it so like a paypal is set up that goes directly to the charity

>>1785874
>>1785874
i wouldn't do that but i was thinking that there must be a way to like, send it to a post office, who you give your address to and they send it to you, so i never get any addresses

[Brownbear !Wfn4kkpLag!!fEGZw8wphGR No.1785884]

>>1785879
>>1785879
you're getting one anyway M Noc old buddy old pal

[Anonymous No.1785887]

use Lulu

[Brownbear !Wfn4kkpLag!!fEGZw8wphGR No.1785891]

>>1785887
>>1785887
holy shit just what i;'ve been looking for thanks!

[Mogwai !!YOt9Y28V773 No.1785893]

No thankyou.

[Mr. Noc aka Future Boy !RXm61rnmYY No.1785895]

>>1785884
Does that mean I don't have to pay?

[Anonymous No.1785898]

post quentin's address and d&e's address

[Brownbear !Wfn4kkpLag!!fEGZw8wphGR No.1785900]

>>1785898
>>1785898
i wouldn't do that even if they did give them to me, they're my friends

[PrinceCharming !!uPAynS9nRTz No.1785903]

how much is it gonna cost

[Anonymous No.1785904]

Can i download this collection for free of charge?

[None !WvWWh.l.CE No.1785905]

>>1785903
it's not like you're careful with money anyway, you used Amazon for music...

[Brownbear !Wfn4kkpLag!!fEGZw8wphGR No.1785906]

>>1785903
>>1785903
i don't know how much the shipping charges would be, but another book i sent to America (pennyslvania) which was a lot heavier than mine costs about 4 pounds, which is about 7 dollars, so you'd donate 7 dollars (i think need to double check prices) minimum to a charity and in return get a book

[Brownbear !Wfn4kkpLag!!fEGZw8wphGR No.1785913]

>>1785904
>>1785904
yeah actually maybe i should make an ebook for it, i think it's free to put it on the kindle store, but i still think you should donate to charity for them, however little

[PrinceCharming !!uPAynS9nRTz No.1785915]

>>1785905
it was only one song and it was only a dollar

>>1785906
which charity

[Brownbear !Wfn4kkpLag!!fEGZw8wphGR No.1785918]

>>1785915
>>1785915
idk Fab but im thinking like a smaller charity but for a major disease, not cancer research or anything general like that, im gonna have to look around

[Mr. Noc aka Future Boy !RXm61rnmYY No.1785926]

>>1785887
>>1785891

Freaking Brilliant.

[Anonymous No.1785927]

What about a hardback edition? With photographs in the centre?

[Brownbear !Wfn4kkpLag!!fEGZw8wphGR No.1785928]

>>1785895
>>1785895
yup!

[PrinceCharming !!uPAynS9nRTz No.1785929]

>>1785926
pipe down

[Hades !!gxdzsSnwykj No.1785934]

BB, where in the UK are you? Might I be able to pick up a copy in person? We could do lunch!

[Brownbear !Wfn4kkpLag!!fEGZw8wphGR No.1785935]

>>1785927
>>1785927
im sorry it just costs too much to print hardback and with all the photos of all the girls, it'd be paperback and with no photos i'm sorry

[Mr. Noc aka Future Boy !RXm61rnmYY No.1785939]

>>1785928
Screw moral and spiritual security.

[Brownbear !Wfn4kkpLag!!fEGZw8wphGR No.1785946]

>>1785934
>>1785934
Manchester, but if that's too far for you i'd be willing to meet you halfway, and maybe if that's near some other anons we can all go out as a /lit/ meet-up or something idk

might be cool

[PrinceCharming !!uPAynS9nRTz No.1785951]

>>1785946
>/lit/ meet-up
more like /lit/ beat-up lol

[Hades !!gxdzsSnwykj No.1785953]

>>1785946

Sweet, I'm in Sheffield! You could always come here, bro, but it's got to happen some time!

[Hades !!gxdzsSnwykj No.1785956]

>>1785953

Forgot mah pic :)

[Brownbear !Wfn4kkpLag!!fEGZw8wphGR No.1785967]

>>1785953
>>1785953
sounds good atually, know a few mates up there for Uni, i'm down for heading up there on a train sometime soon, it's only like 6 quid or something

[Hades !!gxdzsSnwykj No.1785976]

>>1785967

I'm at the uni too :D Dude, you've got to let me know when you're coming - it'd be awesome to meet up!

[Anonymous No.1785979]

>>1785935

You need to make sure those pics are copyright free if you're including them.

[Brownbear !Wfn4kkpLag!!fEGZw8wphGR No.1785987]

>>1785976
>>1785976
sounds top banana lad, my mate goes up there a bit so i can hop down there on the next train with him, let him go see his mates for the day and i come visit you instead

[Hades !!gxdzsSnwykj No.1785991]

>>1785987

Sweet! I'm in the middle of my exams right now, but just give me a heads up! If you're around in June, that'd be better for me, actually...

[Brownbear !Wfn4kkpLag!!fEGZw8wphGR No.1785993]

>>1785991
>>1785991
yeah my last exam is beginning-middle of June i think so it'd be after than for definate

[Hades !!gxdzsSnwykj No.1785998]

>>1785993

Capital! I'll be sure to remind you some time in the future!

Night, broseph!

[Brownbear !Wfn4kkpLag!!fEGZw8wphGR No.1786124]

>>1785998
>>1785998
nighty night

and BUMP

[Brownbear !Wfn4kkpLag!!fEGZw8wphGR No.1787400]

bump because morning

[Truman Capote !!cO9KVBDtkqQ No.1787416]

>mfw bb is going to the next Tao Lin

We're one step closer to TIME, bro.

[Anonymous No.1787421]

Eh, idk I wouldn't be that interested. Someone is already selling /x/ creepypasta in bookform i believe.

[Anonymous No.1787435]

>>1787416
>Tao Lin
>TIME
That's Franzen you dolt.

[Brownbear !Wfn4kkpLag!!fEGZw8wphGR No.1787436]

>>1787421
>>1787421
yeah but mine would just be a purely charitable donation, no profit made by anyone

>>1787416
>>1787416
fucking yes Truaman Ca-bro-te
me and you, front cover of TIME
getting bitches, sailing boats
shit would be cash

[Anonymous No.1787448]

>>1787436
Yeah, honestly I think most charities are frauds, and I am somewhat suspicious that you would even follow through with the charity part. Plus, no matter which charity you choose, there will be a ton of people on /lit/ who will hate you for your choice.

[Anonymous No.1787455]

I hate to point it out and be a party pooper, but Brownbear's greentext stories are fucking shit - they're basically the same thing over and over again with a slight variation. And the original conceit - overbearing elitist twat is approached daily by attractive women who he scorns - is also pretty shit.

Go for your life though - you won't be the only talentles hack vanity publishing.

[Anonymous No.1787463]

>>1787455
>And the original conceit - overbearing elitist twat is approached daily by attractive women who he scorns - is also pretty shit.
I would just like to point out that that has been done well by people like Donleavy. Not a different woman everyday, mind, because that is the fantasy of a delusional retard. No, just a sad guy past his prime being approached by a woman or women who should be out of his league.

[Brownbear !Wfn4kkpLag!!fEGZw8wphGR No.1787467]

>>1787448
>>1787448
yeah i was thinking there's no way for people to trust me like that, which kinda sucks because i would actually give it to charity, the only thing i could think of would be to set up a pay-pal that automatically has all funds that go in, taken out and given to the charity, but i might have to contact them (paypal and the charity) about that.

but this is still early days i just wanted to put forward the idea, if no one wants it then its all good


>>1787455
>>1787455
yeah you're not the only one who thinks this, so don't worry

also im not publishing this for any profit whatsoever, or even under my real name

[Brownbear !Wfn4kkpLag!!fEGZw8wphGR No.1787478]

>>1787463
>>1787463
i haven't met any women for like a week and a half bro.
all my greentext stories are true.
i do not deal with hypotheticals and fantasy

[Anonymous No.1787481]

>>1787478
>i haven't met any women for like a week and a half bro.
This I can believe.
>Hypotheticals
Not something I mentioned. It's good you can accept that you're a delusional retard though. The first stage of healing is acceptance.

[Anonymous No.1787485]

Honestly I enjoyed every single one of bb's stories, even though I wanted to hate them.

I would seriously buy them if they had a sweet cover.

[Brownbear !Wfn4kkpLag!!fEGZw8wphGR No.1787494]

>>1787481
>>1787481
>fantasy of a delusional retard
>fantasy
Hypothetical - Supposed but not necessarily real or true

i do not deal in greentext stories that are not real or true.
i do not deal in fantasy.
my greentext stories are cold hard fact
deal
with
it

[Anonymous No.1787495]

>>1787494
>i do not deal in greentext stories that are not real or true.
>i do not deal in fantasy.
>my greentext stories are cold hard fact
Methinks the lady doth protest too much...

[Brownbear !Wfn4kkpLag!!fEGZw8wphGR No.1787497]

>>1787485
>>1787485
this would be the cover:
http://images.4chan.org/lit/src/1305850166694.jpg

maybe change the girl but it'd follow that format!

[Brownbear !Wfn4kkpLag!!fEGZw8wphGR No.1787500]

>>1787495
>>1787495
>gets told
>lol your protesting too much xD
okay kiddo

[Truman Capote !!cO9KVBDtkqQ No.1787508]

>>1787500

how did things pan out with that girl you went out with a date with anyway ?

[Anonymous No.1787519]

>>1787500

I'm not the guy you "told", but there's no way anyone's believing your bullshit. Even the braindead mongs who pretend to like your shit for whatever weird circle-jerky reason don't believe any of this garbage is actually true.

And as stories, they leave a fucking sight to be desired - they're about 100 words long, maximum, and they are unvarying, boring and narcissistic.

If you actually stand by your work, then try to get it properly published, you cowardly piece of shit, rather than this wank fantasy of charity and self publishing. Put an e-book in the kindle store, and see how many you sell. Better yet, send it to a publisher or an agent and post the scathing rejection letters on here.

>Woke up this morning, checked the post.
>Letter from Random House
>Another rejection
>Started to cry, and wank.
>On my bed sobbing and wanking and I've got my cock plastered to my belly with my own jitler.
>Mum walks in.
>I wish she were prettier, and less slutty.

[Anonymous No.1787522]

Cancer. This thread is cancer.

[Anonymous No.1787528]

>>1787522

You can fuck off as well. Come back when you have an idea that you didn't read in another forum full of spent cliches, you fucking cretin.

[Anonymous No.1787536]

>>1787528
Forgot your trip, you lousy faggot.

[Anonymous No.1787539]

>>1787536

I don't have a fucking trip, you spunkrag. Never have had, never will do. Try again, shitbird.

[Brownbear !Wfn4kkpLag!!fEGZw8wphGR No.1787541]

>>1787519
>>1787519
why would i try and publish my green text stories serously? They're greentext stories, which are, as a rule, short and to-the point.
are you a fucking retard?
honestly that is one of the stupidest things i've ever fucking read.
>If you actually stand by your work, then try to get it properly published
i hope you'll be submitting this post of yours for publication, otherwise you're a "cowardly piece of shit"

>>1787508
>>1787508
eh not bad, bot we're not going to be dating anytime soon

[Anonymous No.1787542]

>>1787539
Hi, Brownbear.

[Brownbear !Wfn4kkpLag!!fEGZw8wphGR No.1787545]

>>1787542
>>1787542
>someone think you're an idio
>lol samefag xdddddddd anonymouse is legiun im on tha interwebs

grow up sweetie

[Brownbear !Wfn4kkpLag!!fEGZw8wphGR No.1787547]

>>1787545
>>1787545
idiot*

[Anonymous No.1787555]

>>1787545
Don't you spend all your unemployed days posting shitty greentext stories and sucking on DepyDerpy's knobend? Ah, Brownbear. Who needs to grow up?

[Anonymous No.1787557]

>>1787542

Fuck off you absolute spastic. I am not BumBear, and if you can't tell that just from the way I write, and the way she writes, then you are even more fucked up in the brain than your previous tedious and repetitive posts indicated.

>>1787541

>honestly that is one of the stupidest things i've ever fucking read.

I always suspected that you never re-read your greentext shite.

And of course I won't be publising my fucking posts, but then I'm not the one bolstering my iEgo with a trip, and some bullshit project to self-publish garbage. If you had any stones at all, you'd try to publish in a real market, but you don't, cos you're a faggot. I know you've got exams and stuff coming up and sixth form is nearly over and you're scared of the biug bad world, but leave us out of your reality-avoidance exercises, eh son?

[Brownbear !Wfn4kkpLag!!fEGZw8wphGR No.1787559]

>>1787555
>>1787555
>implying i'm unemplyoed
>implying i'm not a student
herpy derpy doo

[Anonymous No.1787561]

>>1787559
You are not in the employ of anyone and you earn no wage. You are unemployed.

[Brownbear !Wfn4kkpLag!!fEGZw8wphGR No.1787564]

>>1787557
>>1787557
>And of course I won't be publising my fucking posts, but then I'm not the one bolstering my iEgo with a trip
so if i use a trip i have to publish my greentext stories?
> If you had any stones at all, you'd try to publish in a real market
you really think i'm retarded enough to think my greentext stories would be picked up? Honest to god, are you actually that stupid?
> know you've got exams and stuff coming up and sixth form is nearly over
i'm at University
>you're scared of the biug bad world
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm no
>leave us out of your reality-avoidance exercises, eh son?
you can stop posting in this thread at any time, you can also filter my trip-code if i bother you that much, or do you just love giving someone who is your absolute superior this much attention?

[Anonymous No.1787565]

>>1787559

Same thing. My student days were awesome, and I enjoyed them enormously, but I was unemplooyed, in the strict definition, since I wasn't available for full time labour.

Economics has spoken.

[♥ !Rrxa7zePwI No.1787568]

>>1787565
just stop posting.

[Brownbear !Wfn4kkpLag!!fEGZw8wphGR No.1787569]

>>1787561
>>1787561
i do earn a wage
and i am empolyed
you literally have no proof either way so your assumption has no grounding in reality

[Anonymous No.1787570]

This thread. It's like the tripfags have a secret wager over who can be the most irritating attention whore.

I didn't know whether to post this here or in Sunhawk's billionth "look at what I read" thread.

I'm so sad.

[Brownbear !Wfn4kkpLag!!fEGZw8wphGR No.1787571]

>>1787565
>>1787565
>but I was unemployed, in the strict definition

employed past participle, past tense of em·ploy (Verb)
1. Give work to (someone) and pay them for it.

un·em·ployed   
[uhn-em-ploid] Show IPA
–adjective
1.
not employed; without a job; out of work: an unemployed secretary.
welp looks like i am emplyed, in the strict definition

[Anonymous No.1787572]

ugh

[Brownbear !Wfn4kkpLag!!fEGZw8wphGR No.1787573]

>>1787570
>>1787570
you can always filter me good buddy!
pic related! (not sure if the pic says but put a '!' in the tripcode section to filter us all)

it was nice knowing you, bah-bye

[Anonymous No.1787575]

>>1787564

I swear to christ I am getting deja fucking vu. I'm certain we've had this precise argument in another context, and you always use the same cheap, retarded techniques, particularly deliverate misunderstanding and reductio ad absurdium bullshit. You couldn't debate your way out of a wet paper bag, and I weep at the retarded UK education system that churns cunts like you out of the sausage factory "new universities" thinking that they're educated, when all you've been doing for three years is wanking and applying deconstructionist theories to the Teletubbies.

I'm going out in the sunshine, and with your best interests at heart, I suggest you do the same. Who knows, maybe you'll meet a chick who likes Twilight or something, get some inspiration.

>you really think i'm retarded enough to think my greentext stories would be picked up?

No - but you're clearly arrogant enough to think they deserve preservation in some form, so you obviously ascribe worth to them, just as you ascribe worth to what you do on this board, while you are in fact acting like a scared little dog, barking inanely in a darkened room. And bad dogs get put down.

PROTIP: Arguing on this board does not make you intellectually superior. In fact the word intellectual has nothing to do with anything that happens here. I'm prepared to accept that, and leave my ego out of it, hence no trip. You, on the other hand, are a narcissistic boy with delusions of talent. If you were in any way intellectually superior to me, you'd be devoting the time you waste here to something that actually has value.

Go on, I dare you - try something hard, instead of hanging around here getting hand-shandies from your tripfriends.

Pip pip, old thing. It's too nice a day to waste on this shit.

[Brownbear !Wfn4kkpLag!!fEGZw8wphGR No.1787581]

>>1787575
>>1787575
>ignores everything else i said
>still complains instead of just filtering
are you going to actually reply to my posts are just revel in your own idiocy?
i would ask you how your insomnia is but i don't want to engage with someone who is unable to read and comprehend my posts

[Anonymous No.1787590]

>>1787581
Ignoring you doesn't make you go away. Most people don't want you here.

I know that you're free to post what you want and when you want (and freedom is good!), but we wish that you would make posts which aligned with our idea of quality on this board, rather than making one thread after another about your personal life.

[Anonymous No.1787592]

>>1787581
Niggerdicks.

[Brownbear !Wfn4kkpLag!!fEGZw8wphGR No.1787594]

>>1787590
>>1787590
>ignoring you doesn't make you go away
if you filter me you are unable to see my posts
i do go away

[Brownbear !Wfn4kkpLag!!fEGZw8wphGR No.1787597]

>>1787592
>>1787592
yeah i had this image size saved too but i can't find it

[Anonymous No.1787598]

>>1787597
You getting any "donations" yet for you american spirits and pabst fund?

[Anonymous No.1787599]

M'God, this thread is like watching a 747 full of ugly toddlers crash into a mountain in slo-mo. I love it.


The toddlers are ugly because you are ugly, BB.

[Brownbear !Wfn4kkpLag!!fEGZw8wphGR No.1787603]

>>1787598
>>1787598
this is just getting the idea across, nothing is set up yet

>>1787599
>>1787599
well that's not very polite is it

[Anonymous No.1787606]

>>1787571
Is Brownbore trying to pretend he has a job even though he's here 24/7?

Lord. This is like D&E claiming an active and rewarding social life. It doesn't work when you live and breathe 4chan, guys!

[Anonymous No.1787609]

>>1787594
If we ignore you and stop speaking out against you, then that sets a bad example. It says, "here at /lit/, we tolerate shitposters." Other people will see you posting with zero dissent from the other users of the board, and may decide to follow your example. Then we have to ignore more posters.

How many Brownbears will it take for people to start taking action and speaking out? I do not simply ignore things that bother me, and neither should anyone else. My solution is to attempt to reason with you, politely and respectfully. I know you'll ignore me, but I will not ignore you and I won't go away.

[Brownbear !Wfn4kkpLag!!fEGZw8wphGR No.1787616]

>>1787606
>>1787606
i can show you a recent wage slip if you like?

>>1787609
>>1787609
but you're not trying to reason with me, you're looking at the tripcode and not the content of the posts,

just filter me so we can keep the more intelligent posters (myself) away from the casual kiddie shitposters (you)

[Anonymous No.1787618]

>>1787616
The only solid proof would be your card details and personal information.

[Anonymous No.1787621]

>>1787616
>not the content of the posts
I've been looking at the content of your posts since you came here. I like your posts when they're on topic, and you're perfectly capable of making a good contribution to the board.

Stories about your personal life which are at best tangentially related to 'literature' are bad posts. I want you to know that they're objectively bad. I know that other anonymous posters like to put their bullshit on here, but you're attempting to create an online cult of personality based upon your purported personal exploits. This is an inappropriate place to do that. Stop making these threads.

[Anonymous No.1787631]

>>1787621
But if he stops making these threads, how will he show what a great "personality" he has?

[Brownbear !Wfn4kkpLag!!fEGZw8wphGR No.1787644]

>>1787621
>>1787621
these threads only exist because you're unable to hide them and/or not reply to them, my greentext stories are about literature and if you're unable to contribute to the board with posts about literature then i think it's time for you to stop posting.

[Anonymous No.1787660]

>>1787644
They exist because you make them. As I stated earlier, I do not endorse the obfuscation of observed problematic behaviors.

Neither of us are able to prove what contribution to the board I make, so you'll have to take me at my word when I say I make on-topic posts and 'practice what I preach' in my posting habits.

>my stories are about literature
I do not think that that is true, but I couldn't find any on green-oval.net to substantiate my disagreement. Of the 200 or so posts I browsed through which contained your name, the vast majority of them were other people complaining about your poor posting habits.

[Brownbear !Wfn4kkpLag!!fEGZw8wphGR No.1787672]

>>1787660
>>1787660
>either of us are able to prove what contribution to the board I make, so you'll have to take me at my word when I say I make on-topic posts and 'practice what I preach' in my posting habits.

yeah this seems to be a great example

>he vast majority of them were other people complaining about your poor posting habits.
not my fault people are unable to post on topic, i'm not a child minder

here's one of my greentexts for you.


>Go to the library today to print off Duncan Wu's edition of The Rime of the Ancient Mariner
>girl next to me asks what i'm doing
>tell her i'm printing it off
>she laughs and touches my hand
>i move it away feeling a bit weird
>she asks me if i'll walk down to her seminar with her
>okay.jpg
>we're going and we're talking about literature
>she says she wants to skip her seminar an we can maybe go for a coffee
>we go for a coffee and start talking about the rime of the ancient mariner
>the conversation turns onto literature
>she doesn't really know anything and keeps agreeing with all i'm saying
>her favourite book is 1984
>she's obviously into kiddie lit and i'm a little embarrassed to be talking to her
>i have to leave and so i tell her
>she writes down her mobile phone number on some paper and gives it to me
>i don't know what to do so smile and say thanks
>when i'm outside throw it away not wanting to be associated with someone who does not have good taste in literature.

pic related, it's an illustration of the rime of the ancient mariner (probably my favourite poem)

rime of the ancient mariner general? Has anyone else here read it?


that is about the rime of the ancient mariner

[Anonymous No.1787682]

>>1787672
No. It's about YOU obtaining the Rime of the Ancient Mariner.

Do you see the distinction?

[Anonymous No.1787688]

>>1787672
Let's start with a quantitative measurement:

# of lines which are literature related: 2
>Go to the library today to print off Duncan Wu's edition of The Rime of the Ancient Mariner
>her favourite book is 1984
These are related to literature.

# of lines which are about Brownbear: 16
The vast majority of this post and all others like it are off-topic.

Do not make the strawman argument that "well, it contained a book title, and a call to discuss said book, so it's on-topic." Such a small part of the post cannot adequately represent or qualify as on-topic. You could have chosen to say "I enjoy Rime of the Ancient Mariner, let's talk together about it." But, you didn't. Instead expound about the minutiae of your personal life, portraying yourself with arrogance and disrespect.

I'm sure you'll continue to create off-topic threads and use this board to further propagate your internet personality. You'll accuse me of being as hard-headed as I claim that you are, which is false. We both know what you're doing, but it is only I who say that is wrong.

I am alone now, but others will follow in my path of clarity and reason, as opposed to your path of usurping an imageboard to further nurture your own narcissistic compulsions.

See you around, Brownbear

[Brownbear !Wfn4kkpLag!!fEGZw8wphGR No.1787705]

>>1787682
>>1787682
>rime of the ancient mariner general? Has anyone else here read it?
p sure the topic is rime of the ancient mariner, not my fault if you're unable to read

>>1787688
>>1787688
lines about literature
>Go to the library today to print off Duncan Wu's edition of The Rime of the Ancient Mariner
>we're going and we're talking about literature
>her favourite book is 1984
>when i'm outside throw it away not wanting to be associated with someone who does not have good taste in literature.
>rime of the ancient mariner general? Has anyone else here read it?

now if you replied to my greentext without discussing the rime of the ancient mariner, you'd be an off-topic shit psoter. As most people in that thread were, if you actually go back to the thread i made recurring attempts to bring the subject of the story BACK to rime of the ancient mariner.

Just because the majority of Anons are unable to post on topic doesn't mean you should drag my reputation down with it. Please refrain from doing so. thank you.

>I'm sure you'll continue to create off-topic threads and use this board to further propagate your internet personality
you can block me at any time, you literally have NO right to complain about my posts when you can easily hide them

[Virginia W00F !!GThm5VqxqDi No.1787706]

HAY BB

brajh, notify me before sending these out because my mailing address will be changing before too terribly long, and then changing again after that, so I wanna make sure you have the correct coordinates.

Thanks bro
One love me brehda.

pic is what I imagine you look like. It's what you look like in my /lit/ erotica fanfic graphic novel.

[Brownbear !Wfn4kkpLag!!fEGZw8wphGR No.1787709]

>>1787688
>>1787688
>>1787682
>>1787682
>rime of the ancient mariner general? Has anyone else here read it?
p sure the topic is rime of the ancient mariner, not my fault if you're unable to read

>>1787688
>>1787688
lines about literature
>Go to the library today to print off Duncan Wu's edition of The Rime of the Ancient Mariner
>we're going and we're talking about literature
>her favourite book is 1984
>when i'm outside throw it away not wanting to be associated with someone who does not have good taste in literature.
>rime of the ancient mariner general? Has anyone else here read it?

now if you replied to my greentext without discussing the rime of the ancient mariner, you'd be an off-topic shit psoter. As most people in that thread were, if you actually go back to the thread i made recurring attempts to bring the subject of the story BACK to rime of the ancient mariner.

Just because the majority of Anons are unable to post on topic doesn't mean you should drag my reputation down with it. Please refrain from doing so. thank you.

>I'm sure you'll continue to create off-topic threads and use this board to further propagate your internet personality
you can block me at any time, you literally have NO right to complain about my posts when you can easily hide them

pic related it's the filter.

[Anonymous No.1787735]

>>1785853
You have to name your price first, whore.

Fuck it, I'm feeling generous today: print 50 copies for me.

[Brownbear !Wfn4kkpLag!!fEGZw8wphGR No.1787739]

>>1787706
>>1787706
no worries V Dubby i'll be sure to <3
ONE LOVE ME BRUDDA FROM ANUDDA MUDDA

also i look exactly like that, niceeee

[Anonymous No.1787751]

Fucking hell, if you can't put up with a few lines as a relatively amusing preface to a literature discussion then you shouldn't even be on this board. That's all this is. You need to chill the fuck out. TBH, I guarantee a significant majority of anon posters enjoy threads with interesting prefaces rather than just "let's discuss this book", which almost never actually starts an interesting thread, anyway. If an anon posted an interesting intro to a discussion you probably wouldn't bat an eyelid, and would probably even take more interest in the thread. It's clear that you actually do have an issue with the name and not the content.
.>>1787688

also, BB, you actually saved all of your greentext stories?

[Brownbear !Wfn4kkpLag!!fEGZw8wphGR No.1787756]

>>1787751
>>1787751
yeah of course i did, in Brownbear's greentext archive
in my /lit/ folder

pic related

[Brownbear !Wfn4kkpLag!!fEGZw8wphGR No.1787759]

>>1787751
>>1787751
and you summed it up pretty nicely for me, thanks!

[Anonymous No.1787763]

>>1787756
Quite literally, you have no life.

You can't even deny it after this post.

[Brownbear !Wfn4kkpLag!!fEGZw8wphGR No.1787768]

>>1787763
>>1787763
>Quite literally, you have no life.
>literally.

[Tom Harper No.1787771]

>>1787709
>filter Tom Harper
>mfw

[Anonymous No.1787777]

>>1787756
lol'd pretty hard at this

loser confirmed

[Anonymous No.1787784]

>>1787756
>lol at all those "banned for posting off-topic" pics
btw, aren't you evading ban again?
well that's not very polite is it

[Brownbear !Wfn4kkpLag!!fEGZw8wphGR No.1787788]

>>1787784
>>1787784
i don't call it 'evading' more like 'freedom fighting'

[Anonymous No.1787826]

mfw all those bans
mfw i have no face

[Virginia W00F !!GThm5VqxqDi No.1787835]

>>1787788
Maybe one day I'll be president and you'll be prime minister or king or whatever and we can make holidays in our respective countries in honor of one another! Vdubby day in the UK! Yes!

[Anonymous No.1787848]

>>1787777
Nice quads, but I'm pretty sure Brownbear was confirmed as a loser loooooong ago.

[Virginia W00F !!GThm5VqxqDi No.1787849]

>>1787756
Oh hey BB can you post that pic you've got highlighted in the folder pic? I don't have that one. Here's one of my personal favorites (which you surely have already) in return.

[Brownbear !Wfn4kkpLag!!fEGZw8wphGR No.1787850]

>>1787835
>>1787835
i think i might just celebrate it anyway, on your birthday maybe, have a couple of drinks in your honour

[Brownbear !Wfn4kkpLag!!fEGZw8wphGR No.1787854]

>>1787849
>>1787849
of course bro

and you know that's one of my fav's dawg, course i got that shit saved

[♥ !Rrxa7zePwI No.1787873]

when i think that there exists people who care enough about bb to spend time reading his stories,

well, i can't conceive of the possibility.

[Anonymous No.1787877]

>>1787873
Except in a mirror? Bitch.

[♥ !Rrxa7zePwI No.1787878]

>>1787877
you need to make your point clearer.

[Brownbear !Wfn4kkpLag!!fEGZw8wphGR No.1787884]

>>1787873
>>1787873
i've missed you too sugar lump, how did you sleep?

[♥ !Rrxa7zePwI No.1787886]

>>1787884
so lame

[Brownbear !Wfn4kkpLag!!fEGZw8wphGR No.1787910]

>>1787886
>>1787886
you didn't sleep too well?
that sucks, if we shared a bed we'd be getting a great nights sleep we'd be pretty exhaused IF YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN

[Anonymous No.1787923]

>>1787910
i would donate, bb. how much are we talking about?

[Virginia W00F !!GThm5VqxqDi No.1787927]

>>1787910

GOODNIGHT URRBODY!

[♥ !Rrxa7zePwI No.1787941]

>>1787910
too young.

[Brownbear !Wfn4kkpLag!!fEGZw8wphGR No.1787945]

>>1787923
>>1787923
it'd probably be between 4 and 10 dollars for P&P BUT I NEED TO CHECK AND FIND OUT!

and then it's however much you want

[Anonymous No.1787946]

>>1787941
Too dumb, morelike.

[Anonymous No.1787949]

>>1787945
Do it, faggot!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mI-YiaWDgB4

[sage No.1787954]

>>1787945
cool. i WILL donate if you go through with this. help spread your literary jizzseeds on the hungry vagina of society.

[Anonymous No.1787955]

BB are we talking quality paper and print? with a decent cover or are we talking a shitty printout?

[Truman Capote !!cO9KVBDtkqQ No.1787961]

>>1787910

I would pay for THAT greentext story.

[Brownbear !Wfn4kkpLag!!fEGZw8wphGR No.1787963]

>>1787955
>>1787955
well im looking at publishing companies in my city but they're few and far between, got a few numbers to call and people to see, but it looks like they're all serious self-publishing agencies who do quality paperbacks.

so it'd be a quality paperback

also some anon suggested a site called lulu which i'm lookig into, but it's still early days, im just trying to get as many options as possible atm

>>1787954
>>1787954
and thanks!

[♥ !Rrxa7zePwI No.1787964]

>>1787946
that's a given but it's not nice to insult dumb people

[Brownbear !Wfn4kkpLag!!fEGZw8wphGR No.1787966]

>>1787941
>>1787941
nah i think we'd make a great couple honestly

[♥ !Rrxa7zePwI No.1787969]

>>1787966
well pretty much the only thing you can offer me is money and you don't have a lot of that.

[Brownbear !Wfn4kkpLag!!fEGZw8wphGR No.1787970]

>>1787961
>>1787961
maybe one day truman, maybe one day but only id we do actually have incredible sex for hours and hours because i never lie in my greentexts

[Anonymous No.1787972]

>ITT: Tripfag circlejerks and idiots.

Sage.

[Anonymous No.1787974]

>>1787964
Is it still insulting if it's true?

[Anonymous No.1787975]

>>1787972
Your sage is worth a tub of dickcheese.

Report, if you've got any yarbles.

[♥ !Rrxa7zePwI No.1787977]

>>1787974
insulting against [other] dumb people.

[Anonymous No.1787980]

>>1787975

I report when I sage.

[Anonymous No.1787982]

>>1787969
>well pretty much the only thing you can offer me is money

You sure? I heard BB has a huuuuuge dick.

[Anonymous No.1787994]

>>1787982
You misheard, he IS a huge dick.

[Anonymous No.1787996]

>>1787756

>Windows.

Fucking retard.

[♥ !Rrxa7zePwI No.1787997]

>>1787994

[Brownbear !Wfn4kkpLag!!fEGZw8wphGR No.1788011]

>>1787969
>>1787969
i actually do have quite a lot of it im good at saving up
but i also have a great personality, a caring side, i'm a fantastic cook, a hopeless romantic and during sex i can be described "a giver."

you want it baby

[Anonymous No.1788016]

>>1787969

I have a lot of money, how much would it cost me to make you never post under a trip or name again?

[Brownbear !Wfn4kkpLag!!fEGZw8wphGR No.1788020]

>>1788016
>>1788016
one million dollars

[Anonymous No.1788022]

>>1788020

I wouldn't pay you, you tend to keep all the shitposters and idiots in one thread.

[♥ !Rrxa7zePwI No.1788025]

>>1788016
about 50k.

[Anonymous No.1788026]

>>1788020
>Cost benefit analysis
>Options:
>Take out a contract
>Pay up the money
The first option is cheaper and is a permanent solution.

[Brownbear !Wfn4kkpLag!!fEGZw8wphGR No.1788027]

>>1788022
>>1788022
in reality it'd be 250 quid
and yeah you're in this thread so you're absolutely right

[Anonymous No.1788029]

>>1788027

I would honestly pay you £250 to stop you from posting.

[Brownbear !Wfn4kkpLag!!fEGZw8wphGR No.1788031]

>>1788029
>>1788029
okay i have a paypal if you transfer the funds i'll give you my username and tripcode and never come back here

[Anonymous No.1788033]

>>1788031

I don't trust you at all though, what am I to do?

[Brownbear !Wfn4kkpLag!!fEGZw8wphGR No.1788035]

>>1788033
>>1788033
put up with me posting then i guess
or filter me

[sage No.1788037]

>>1788033
ask bb about his life. he will surprise you. he's been through some serious shit.

[Anonymous No.1788040]

>>1788037
His mommy doesn't love him enough to buy Malibu Barbie for Christmas. No, the heartless bitch got him a Cindy.

[Anonymous No.1788044]

>>1788040
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjCSQkQYCcs

[Brownbear !Wfn4kkpLag!!fEGZw8wphGR No.1788048]

>>1788040
>>1788040
i never played with dolls

>>1788037
>>1788037
let's not talk about it right now

>>1788044
>>1788044
5:16 long?
give me a summary

[Anonymous No.1788050]

>>1788044
Wow, I guess sometimes art does reflect real life. How bizarre.

One of the few films to just have Joan without John.

[Anonymous No.1788052]

>>1788048
>i never played with dolls
So it's Malibu Barbie or nothing?

[Anonymous No.1788053]

>>1788027
He's pathetic cause he gave up on becoming glorious (or he didn't even try)

[Anonymous No.1788055]

>>1788052
Did you even watch the clip? Brownbear wanted Ballerina Barbie.

[Anonymous No.1788056]

>>1788055
I've failed as a mother again...

Then again, he is a faggot.

[sage No.1788057]

>>1788048
sorry, buddy. these anons probably couldn't understand even if they wanted to.

found this pic on the front page of 4chan earlier today. i thought of bb.

[Brownbear !Wfn4kkpLag!!fEGZw8wphGR No.1788068]

>>1788055
>>1788055
i just watched some of the clip, still don't really see how it's relevant

>>1788057
>>1788057
chuckled heartily

[♥ !Rrxa7zePwI No.1788069]

>>1788048
so what did you go through

[Anonymous No.1788070]

>>1788068
>still don't really see how it's relevant
Repression of painful memories I see...

[Deep&Edgy !pSkjEcB9sQ No.1788076]

inb4 brownbear becomes the manlytears of /lit/

[Brownbear !Wfn4kkpLag!!fEGZw8wphGR No.1788079]

>>1788069
>>1788069
now is neither the time nor the place

>>1788076
>>1788076
i can only wish to one day become half the man he is

[♥ !Rrxa7zePwI No.1788085]

>>1788079
speak when you are called upon.

[Brownbear !Wfn4kkpLag!!fEGZw8wphGR No.1788087]

>>1788085
>>1788085
i'm going to work now but i'll be back in a few hours smoochykins

keep this thread alive

[sage No.1788090]

>>1788079
>now is neither the time nor the place

i lol'd even though it's kind of true.

[Anonymous No.1788126]

>>1788079
5=1

[Anonymous No.1788131]

>>1788079

n = n-1 x ((n-2)+(n-3))

>>1788126

pleb

[BrianHerbert !!k1TdMbiPA/h No.1788161]

I'd pay for it assuming it was a well constructed book

[Anonymous No.1788168]

>>1787756

requesting that you post arthurrimbaud.jpg please

[Anonymous No.1788334]

1st mockup.

[Anonymous No.1788341]

>>1788334
And 2nd mockup.

Also, I'm stealing this idea for /tg/. Deal with it.

[Brownbear !Wfn4kkpLag!!fEGZw8wphGR No.1788693]

>>1788168
>>1788168
here you go

[Anonymous No.1788710]

>176 posts and 59 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view

WHY

[Brownbear !Wfn4kkpLag!!fEGZw8wphGR No.1788771]

>>1788710
>>1788710
because bro
because

[Anonymous No.1788778]

>>1788693

That image is great. Rimbaud is so hot - he looks so regretful and fey, but you know he'd steep his dick in your blood.

[Brownbear !Wfn4kkpLag!!fEGZw8wphGR No.1788800]

>>1788778
>>1788778
yeah it is a pretty cool image, i should make some more (didn't make this one though)

[Anonymous No.1788806]

>>1788710
because more than 70 of the posts are brownbear

[Brownbear !Wfn4kkpLag!!fEGZw8wphGR No.1788817]

>>1788806
>>1788806
>doesn't like stimulating discussion

[Anonymous No.1788842]

So basically Brownbear wants to be the next Tucker Max? Only in greentext form.

[Brownbear !Wfn4kkpLag!!fEGZw8wphGR No.1788980]

>>1788842
>>1788842
not at all really, no.

[Anonymous No.1789742]

bump

[Anonymous No.1789750]

You are everything wrong with everything.