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how do i get a lit bf that will mansplain books to me ?

you don't need to be hot. apply below.

>> No.17855939

based

>> No.17855953

Are you a boy or a girl?

>> No.17856007
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17856007

>>17855913
I’d love to chat lit with you bby

>> No.17856234

>>17855913
It's unironically difficult. There's no set place where lit guys congregate. Any scheduled advertised place is just full of fuckboi posers trying to act tough by sadly imitating lowbrow media or, if they're smart, larping as their older brother

>> No.17856264
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this is me

>> No.17856277

Discord? Kik? London?

>> No.17856289

>>17855913
ig at litsplainingkant

Neither a fuckboi nor a pseud, sperg or poltard. I have all my teeth. I live in cave covered with pelts. I know agriculture but still hunter gather. I have a lot of books, and I‘ve also read few of them. I have at least two winters of grains saved up, which I‘ve stolen together with my tribe from a river valley civilisation. My last wife didn’t die if malnourishment.
Top this tards. I dare you.

>> No.17856294

>>17855913
I live in Australia and have a beard, you're probably a man but I enjoy conversation all the same.

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>>17855913
>cigar lounge
I've met many literati at my local lounge
>university
many artsy men on campuses
>record store
where there's hipsters there may also be people with "taste" in literature willing to mansplain
those are your best bet, you could always be my gf
my resume:
>6'3" lean 150lbs with swedetwink face
>favorite /lit/-tier authors are borges, pavic, junger, eco, and bowles
>for casual reading I enjoy adventure novels (stevenson, kipling, heyerdahl, and the like) and hunting stories
>turn ons - smoker, good conversation, nudism, and has outdoor hobbies (especially ocean-based things or fishing)
>turn offs - shy about body image, extreme timidity, and doesn't keep a clean living space

>> No.17856444

>>17855953
>you dont need to be hot
99% op is male