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>mfw there are people on this board rn who can't read a lick of french

>> No.17848307

>>17848297
ah out tais toi baguette

>> No.17848320

>>17848297
oppie es a faggoite

>> No.17848321

Je onions très desolato

>> No.17848323
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17848323

It would be pointless, I can barley read the works I am interested in when they are translated into English.

>> No.17848325
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17848325

oh i'll lick a frenchy like OP, c'mere!

>> No.17848326

>>17848297
A lick I can read. An entire book without a dictionary? Not yet.

>> No.17848327
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17848327

>>17848297
Tais-toi petite merde

>> No.17848331

>>17848327
Your taste in women is excellent, I must admit.

>> No.17848339

>>17848331
Mommy's a lesbian, what did you expect

>> No.17848348

>>17848327
The addition of the specific name to this post really increased the value of its content! I am so glad that this poster added the name not for the sake of attention whoring, but rather the enrichment of their content.

>> No.17848351

>>17848297
Only immigrants learn languages. English and translations are enough for the anglo aryan

>> No.17848355

>>17848297
Say I wanted to try reading some French lit in the original. What's a good novel to start with?

>> No.17848366
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17848366

>>17848348
Rent free

>> No.17848369

>>17848355
Le petit prince (The Little Prince)

>> No.17848378

>>17848366
You live voluntarily in my head rent free with or without silver hair
/simp

>> No.17848389

Getting back on topic. I can read French, can't write it, can't speak it. Unless I'm drunk. If I'm drunk I can speak French.

>> No.17848395

>>17848366
I mean obviously this isn't the real Butterfly since it isn't using the trip so it makes it all the more odd that the poster is using it's name.

>> No.17848399

>>17848366
I've never understood this turn of phrase, isn't the fact they are bother by you the rent that you pay to stay in their head? Like if you didn't bother them you wouldn't live there, and thus the rent you pay is the bothering you continue to do. Right?

>> No.17848402

>>17848395
She has a smug aura, I can recognize when it's her.

>> No.17848411

French Canadian interent girlfriend taught me that pomme de terre is a term of affection that translates to potato.

>> No.17848419

>>17848297
le problem?

>> No.17848423

>>17848399
Do you know what the word free means?

>> No.17848425

>>17848366
Provide us a legitimate reason why you use the name if not for attention whoring, if you would be so kind.

>> No.17848432

>>17848423
I know it's a spook ówò

>> No.17848433

>>17848411
And a rough translation would be "earth apple"

>> No.17848442

>>17848297
correct, but i've got a little bit of german, chinese, and japanese. I'm too stoned right now tho

>> No.17848445

>>17848399
ESL?

>> No.17848460

>>17848355
Try Houellebecq. Contemporary French that you can use with people your age. Not as hard to grasp as older stuff. Still a challenge but it's doable.

>> No.17848469

>>17848445
You might be.

>> No.17848476

i'm upset with the french because their porn is all very bad.

>> No.17848478

>>17848445
french

>> No.17848487

>>17848476
Not enough interracial for you amerifatt scum?

>> No.17848507

I can't take france as a country seriously after WW2 surrender

>> No.17848515

>>17848507
surrounding to the germans was the most based thing you could do in WW2; if only the rest of the world had followed suit

>> No.17848593

>>17848460
>>17848369
Thanks!

>> No.17848599

>>17848378
>>17848395
>>17848399
>>17848425
maybe because you braindead idiots feed him (you)s?

>> No.17848605

>>17848297
I listen to Francoise hardy every day so basically I'm more french than you

>> No.17848607

>>17848599
This has nothing to do with my query sir.

>> No.17848615

>>17848599
So you confirm the hypothesis that it uses the name for no reason other than attention whoring?

>> No.17848618

>>17848605
Listen to Stereolab, faggot

>> No.17848635

>>17848607
my apologies, feel free to sperg out when you see the namefag with questions that elementary reason could answer
>>17848615
obviously

>> No.17848640 [DELETED] 

>>17848635
Thank you

>> No.17848647 [DELETED] 

>>17848640
*

>> No.17848675

>>17848599
I feed attention to butterfly, yeah, and the reactions are the best part

>> No.17848681

>>17848297
I had to learn French in Canada but I never gave a shit about it desu. If I took it seriously in high school I’d probably have a near fluent skill in it.

>> No.17848728

>>17848681
french only requires about 900 hrs for fluency LMFAO

>> No.17848742

>>17848728
>3x the time I've spent in fighterZ
Too much no tanx

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17848752

j'aime ma femme, ma petite gitana, je veux manger sa chatte qui a un goût riche et un senteur de plénitude, ma femme espagnole, je l'adore avec tout mon coeur

>> No.17848757

>>17848742
based

>> No.17848768 [DELETED] 

>>17848515
fucking Russians
fucking Anglos
fucking Jews

>> No.17848799

>>17848297
Some of us are not homosexual (or Muslim)

>> No.17849604

>>17848297
I read Spanish.

>> No.17850130

Ça serait non-ironiquement une bonne idée de garder un thread francophone en permanence ici, histoire de discuter de nos lectures en français, etc..

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>>17848297
Reading it is easier than listening to it if you're an English speaker. On paper the languages are similar

>> No.17850167

reading and speaking french is easy for me is easy
listening is difficult

>> No.17850176

>>17848327
je veux lui baiser

>> No.17850182

>>17850176
>lui
basé

>> No.17850339

>>17848411
literally translates to "apple of earth"

>> No.17850413

>>17848369
Already done with it, what next

>> No.17850419

>>17850167
Is listening difficult for you in English too?

>> No.17850431

>>17850413
What do you like and how's your French?

>> No.17850432

>>17848297
Sacred blue !

>> No.17850442

>>17848297
i can read pretty much all of french, i just dont understand(or want to) what i'm reading it's a filthy mutt of a language between celtic german and latin and should be treated as such

>> No.17850477

>>17850431
Around B2, I want something not too long (<500 pages) and relatively known that isn't Camus.

>> No.17850497

>>17850419
yes i have autism, down syndrome, and jacobs syndrome

>> No.17850504

>>17850477
>>17850442
What’s the best textbook/resource for reading French?

>> No.17850629

>>17848411
>is a term of affection
i dont think so