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17811725 No.17811725 [Reply] [Original]

>hi my name is ovid and I'm about to spend 15 books telling you about how arrogant mortals always get punished by the gods through some sort of metamorphoses ;)
>*15 books later*
>anyways that concludes my poem and I dont mean to brag but this is the best thing ever made not even the craft of the gods can compare and I'm probably gonna be immortal! thank you for reading ;)
are you fucking kidding me

>> No.17812116

>>17811725
top kek

>> No.17812144
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>from the immortality I have attained through writing this book, you could say I have gone through The Metamorphoses

BRAVO

>> No.17812481

>>17811725
I mean... he wasn't wrong...

>> No.17812763

If by immortality you mean he's an answer on Jeopardy every couple months... sure?

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>>17812144
>The Origin of the Seethe

>> No.17812831

>I bet 2000 years from now young men with no sexual experience will hate my genius book

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>they was running away from their pursuers... then suddenly, they turned into birds and flew away!
>genius book