/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.17790974]

>Cute girl invites me to come over to her house to work on school project
>We're making quick progress and finish early.
>Tell her i should probably head home, don't want to be a nuisance
>"aww, well that's alright, thank you for helping me"
>"wait anon, before you go i want to show you something!"
>"i know you said you liked this music, so i checked it out and they're pretty great!"
>impressed that a girl would actually take the time to listen to my autistic taste in music
>music playlist changes to some generic shitty pop you'd hear on the radio
>she's groovin
>"Come on anon, let's dance before you have to go!"
>I don't dance, i never dance. not even by myself
>fuck it let's show her our moves
>"uhh okay sure"
>i do some awkward disco moves, chicken dance etc.
>she thinks its hilarious,
>"gobble gobble, look anon i'm a turkey!"
>i laugh harder than i ever had in years.
>music changes again
>this time to a slow dance song
>she yanks my hand and puts the other on her waist
>i can feel her body press against mine.
>wow, she smells really good.
>"hey anon, do you...?"
>she smiles and looks down hiding her face.
>Do you like me, anon?
>"yes of course i do! i've had a crush on you since the day we met"
>"can i...?"
>She closes her eyes and leans in for a kiss
>i close my eyes
>i purse my lips to greet hers
>ring ring ring!
>my eyes open
>i wake up in bed
>tfw it was all a sad, pathetic dream.

[Anonymous No.17790989]

>>17790974
your dream is honestly a bit gay

[Anonymous No.17790996]

Based unloved anon

[Anonymous No.17791011]

>>17790974
In an actual anime, the protagonist would be too embarrassed to dance like a disco turkey. More like he’d strike a single awkward pose and they’d both laugh about it. This was good though.

[Anonymous No.17791015]

my test levels plummeted reading this gay shit. Fuck you OP.

[Anonymous No.17791061]

>>17790974
I understand. It's hard.

[Anonymous No.17791109]

>>17790974
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJP-Esek-_0

[Anonymous No.17791122]

>>17790974
I got a foot job from a mix of a homely girl I've known since childhood and this girl I've been texting that I met off bumble in my dream last night. The synthetic girl did this in front of two young hispanic people that we shared a table with. My parents were in the other room grilling ribs. The girls irl are both blondes, but the former is a staunch catholic and the later has really big tits. Unfortunately I haven't read enough Jung to explain this dream.

[Anonymous No.17791131]

>>17790974
This dream didn't really happen, nobody is that pathetic. Good story OP I almost believed it.

[Anonymous No.17791166]

No one's even pretending that this is a literature board anymore lmao

[Anonymous No.17791174]

>>17790974
This green text has been posted here before

[Anonymous No.17791180]

Too be honest reading it I'm relieved that it was just a dream because I was afraid it was going to end with you fucking up immensely

[Anonymous No.17791215]

>>17790974
I’ve been w a lot of ladies but can’t keep a relationship due to serious anxiety. Been volcel for about a year now, and honestly don’t know the last time I had a dream about sex. Best dreams in my life are the ones that I’m married tho. Doubt it will happen irl.
>wait did I switch to /b?

[Anonymous No.17791255]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byJTOLV0C4k

[Anonymous No.17791410]

>>17790974
>It's /lit/ related because it's a story and I think I'm good writer because I came up with idea pretending a dream was real all by myself!
YWNBAWriter

[Anonymous No.17791477]

>>17790974
>be me
>in dorm
>halfheartedly doing homework
>the usual stench of coffee isn't present
>it's kind of cold
>my shitty chair is made of plastic so I'm wearing a blanket on my back
>she sets a cup of tea on the desk
>as I'm turning around, she hugs me from behind and sets her chin on my shoulder
>her cheek is warm
>it's practically the happiest I've been in my whole life
>a calmness I have never felt washes over me
>I never want that moment to end
>neither of us seems to want to interrupt it by speaking
>wake up
I hate that there's no longer any possibility of that having been a premonition, as I no longer live in that dorm. I don't even like tea bros, but she does so I guess that's why I was willing to drink it, not that I ever got to taste it.
I was half-humming half-singing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfbMNeUr63E&ab_channel=JohnnyElvis1935 as I went to sleep that night, and sometimes I try to trigger another dream like that one by doing the same. I feel fucking empty bros.

[Anonymous No.17791538]

i had a dream that my mom and i were trying to tame this wild, unruly dog and were failing miserably. the dog was really lonely and sad. someone pls tell me what this means

[Anonymous No.17791555]

>>17791477
>it's practically the happiest I've been in my whole life
>a calmness I have never felt washes over me
I wish somebody loved me.

[Anonymous No.17791560]

>>17790974
I don't know what is worse, being alone or being me who is apparently attractive but every friendship and relationship ends quickly when they all say either "your just a bit off" or "it's like your empty inside".

[Anonymous No.17791563]

Well, OP, if it makes you feel better I have a GF and I don't feel loved or cherished.

[Anonymous No.17791566]

>>17791555
The first step is to love somebody.

[Anonymous No.17791580]

>>17791560
stop being empty inside ya big goof

[Anonymous No.17791583]

>i do some awkward disco moves, chicken dance etc.
>she thinks its hilarious
Anon...

[Anonymous No.17791597]

>>17791583
>"gobble gobble, look anon i'm a turkey!"
She's having fun and joins in on the action it seems

[Anonymous No.17791613]

>>17791109
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__PblMAprcA
here's a more fitting smiths song, without the gay synthwave anime shit

[Anonymous No.17791624]

>>17791563
i lol'd

[Anonymous No.17791635]

>>17790974
Have dreams about my ex all the time. Fucking hate when I realize they're dreams

[Anonymous No.17791645]

>>17791122
All this from a plate of gabagool?

[Anonymous No.17791661]

>>17791538
Oedipus-core. Ur ego and mum dont want ur doggy subconscious will to run free.

[Anonymous No.17791675]

>>17791661
hmmmmmm

[Anonymous No.17791692]

>>17791122
Ribs are pretty good. But kill yourself just to be sure, footfag.

[Anonymous No.17791715]

>>17790974
Anon, it is normal to crave love and intimacy. Try and channel that craving for intimacy into something productive instead of being ashamed about your needs.
Faggot

[Anonymous No.17791830]

>>17790974
i'll suck your dick for you anon don't worry

[Anonymous No.17791874]

why are all my dreams about having to go for a shit in an especially fucking disgusting public toilet that's all covered in shit and piss

[Anonymous No.17791891]

>>17790974
There's just something magical about a girlfriend. The supple skin, the aromatic perfumes they put on, the gentle lips. They're indescribably lighter than men; if you grab their arm and lift it, its like its made of manna or clouds. Their voices are so soft that they can either arouse you or put you to sleep as they choose. Their nails running along your scalp feels inexplicably satisfying.Their little snooze at night when they sleep against their chirps of excitement when you bring them a surprise gift.

Dangerous like shotguns

[Anonymous No.17792174]

nice literature thread retards

[Anonymous No.17792585]

[Anonymous No.17792596]

>>17791560
>r "your just a bit off" or "it's like your empty inside".

explain, bro

[Anonymous No.17792680]

>>17792596
I don't know why but I had and have many acquaintances but often if I got just a bit too comfortable around them they'd back off and avoid me without explanation. Women it was very frustrating because I am often approached and other guys would tell me I'm missing signals and somehow they would lose interest quickly after I try talking or at best after a brief relationship they'd dump me for vague reasons like "it's just not working out" or "you're nice but it just feels bland". Constant short lived attention only to have it disappear when I try reciprocating. Never can figure out what I'm doing wrong. I don't say crazy things (publicly) and I think I'm alright. I fear that there is something at my core that just bothers people.

[Anonymous No.17792937]

>>17791122
AAAAAAH WHY’S IT FLOATING?