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I'll start:

>> No.17769951

>>17769939
My Mom's friend married this guy (we're n Vienna) who had fought in the Yugoslav wars. She's unbelievably fat and ugly and the guy is this hulking, muscular, soft-spoken enigma in his fifties. He clearly married her just to get his visa. He had been an orphan in Yugoslavia in the 80's so his extended family gave him to a military academy since they couldn't afford to feed him and he almost certainly committed some horrifying war crimes. Then he lived in the woods by himself for over a decade after the war ended to escape detection and read Ulysses in Serbian three times.

>> No.17769956

>>17769951
He moved to Vienna illegally and worked as a security guard/night watch man for just 2 years until he got his visa, and now he literally neets off of welfare while his obese wife works. We chatted about Dostoyevsky and he also told some funny stories about the serbs drinking rakia until they vomited and passed out while sitting up. One of only a couple people I've met in my life who seem really literate and it's funny to me he has such a rough background, while all the people I've met in college don't care at all about books

>> No.17769982

>>17769951
Isn't reading Ulysses in translation like reading it on easy mode?

>> No.17770024

>>17769951
>>17769956
Sounds pretty fucking based, thanks for sharing anon

>> No.17770083

>>17769951
>read Ulysses
Debased and cringe

>> No.17770589

>>17770083
>in Serbian
yeah im thinking based

>> No.17770607

>>17769939
Eye contact with attractive woman triggers severe anxiety attack for me, even just a picture of such situation.

I'll never have sex!

>> No.17770655

>>17769939
Is it just me or is her hand swollen?

>> No.17770689

I keep meeting John David Card.
He is in my dreams.

>> No.17770750

>>17769939
Who is this semen barista?

>> No.17770765

>>17770607
>>17770655
>>17770750
Its a man

>> No.17770771

>>17770765
Answer the question

>> No.17770786
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17770786

>>17770771
No, I dont think I will.

>> No.17770790

>>17770765
Wrong! No way thats a man you fucking tranny

>> No.17770795

>>17769939
I thought I saw Peter Sloterdijk at 1am in Warszawa Centralna railway station, but it might have just been a homeless guy.

>>17770750
@yungdari

>> No.17770808
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17770808

>>17770795
Fuck off coom assister

>> No.17770809

>>17770795
Told you guys its not a man

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>>17770809

>> No.17770848

Wtfguys? I genuinly hoped this was female with a penis. Fuck all of you

>> No.17770909

>>17770848
>female with a penis
>female
bruh

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17770928

>>17770808
No

>> No.17770939

This thread started promising and quickly became the worst I have ever seen

>> No.17770944

>>17770939
penis

>> No.17770992

>>17770848
This
>>17770909
Get a load of this fag

>> No.17771002

one girl read a lot, was into Proust and Nabokov, but when we met she was super shy and she no longer writes me. maybe she thought I was too much of a chad when in fact it’s all a farce and I’m autistic

>> No.17771147

>>17769939
Bruce Sterling

>> No.17771407

Where can I get a gf (male) like this?

>> No.17771447

>>17769939
I usually disregard jezebel posting but this time I'm completely defeated

>> No.17771603

>>17771407
ecли пpaвильнo пoмню oнa (oн) из CПб

>> No.17771731

>>17769939
Tell us her (his) name! You fucking faggot.

>> No.17772082
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17772082

>>17770795
If that's her bf then there's hope for all you.

>> No.17772095

>>17772082
That's the boyfriend, a pet for attention, watching Netflix, cuddling and soft romantic sex.

She's also hooking up with a few Chads on the side to fuck her brains out.

>> No.17772103

>>17772095
>drug binge eye bags
>facial tattoo
Its 2021 that is a chad in the model world

>> No.17772118

>>17772103
He's a tampon boy, aesthetics don't matter in bed.

>> No.17772145
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17772145

I live in Boston and know rapture IRL
Otherwise have gone to a couple of readings of famous authors as they pass through the Boston area

>> No.17772177

>>17769951
Basierter Tschuschen Kriegsverbrecher

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17772309

>>17769939
Some popular writer that went to a course in college, nothing else aside from that, i never have read any of his books to be honest but the guy is popular among young people.

>> No.17772311

>>17770655
Perspective

>> No.17772336

>>17769939
A high school friend of mine browsed /lit/ often. I think he might have been the one to show me the way to this board, but I'm not sure. I still remember him as the best read person I've met in person, barring college professors, and even then I'd say that he surpassed some of them.

>> No.17772342

>>17770795
wypierdalaj stąd Polaczku nikt cię tu nie chce pewnie Sloterdijk nie chciał się do ciebie nawet zbliżyć bo tak od ciebie jebało smrodem JAHAHAHAHA

>> No.17772360

>>17772336
How many years ago? As the years go by I'm more and more in doubt that anyone intelligent would browse here.

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17772692

>>17772311
Yeah I realized this morning when I found another picture.

>> No.17772699

>>17772145
Is rapture cool in real life?

>> No.17772792

>>17769939
I briefly meet Seamus Heaney when he gave a talk at our school around 2004-6. Also met John Hume under under similar circumstances.

>> No.17772812

>>17769939
jezebel thread; didn't read

>> No.17772861
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17772861

>>17772812
SHHHH

>> No.17772888

>>17772699
Yes he is. It's disarming: he has cancer and looks like it. Even so, he's one of the most charismatic people I've ever met. Somehow he is dying and nevertheless makes you feel weirdly alive--I don't mind saying honestly that he's the type of person you want to be around. Genuinely nice guy.

>> No.17773044

>>17769939
I hate chicks who have nails like that. so unnatural.

>> No.17773202

>>17772082
This actually does give me hope, anon. Thank you.

>> No.17773365

>>17772095
you are genuinly messed up in the head (Perhaps permanently) because of your 4chan brainworms.

These brainworms, parasites, viruses inherited from this hellsite force you to:
Everytime you see a woman with her boyfriend imagine her cheting on him with "A few chads" to "fuck her brains out"
To everytime you see a black man walking down the street see in your minds eye his massive "BBC" and his unending lust for pasty, white and blonde waifs.
To everytime you see a newspaper veer into delusions about "le jewish conpiracy pushing their anti-white agenda"
To everytime you see a dumb tweet you dislike compulsively imagine how they are transgender.

Seek help, please!

>> No.17773426

>>17773365
Speaking from experience, Anon. Got cucked in the pet boyfriend role before I knew better, then learnt my lesson and fucked several other girls who had their pet boyfriends somewhere at home.

>> No.17774302

>>17773365
t. bugman faggot