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17707603 No.17707603 [Reply] [Original]

>ah, a toilet paper do i see. that's the most outstanding man-made bookmark on earth.

>> No.17707643

I use grocer and gas station receipts

>> No.17707775

>>17707603
Only problem is using it in public.

>> No.17707800

>>17707775
Oh no. What will the rabble think

>> No.17707813
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17707813

>Why yes I do use playing cards for my bookmarks. How could you tell?

>> No.17707841

>>17707800
I don't think they want to be near literal shit.

>> No.17707970
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17707970

>why yes I use my gf's used tampons as a bookmark. How did you know?

>> No.17708295

>>17707813
Holy shit same

>> No.17708299

i use two dollar bills

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17708329

>>17707603

> Why yes, I use shredded bands of thrown legal documents I picked from my boss's trash, how did you know? You are with the Feds you say? Why yes I am free for a discussion right now, and may I say, thank you for your service.

>> No.17708358

>>17707643
don't even touch receipts unless you absolutely have to and if you do, *do not* crumple them. they're packed with BPA which unleashes if the paper is creased. stuff is horrible for you. definitely don't put it in your books

>> No.17708390

>>17708358
thanks for the advice, they are one of my cat's favorite toys.

>> No.17708557

I dribble a bit of piss on the last page I read