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Anonymous Wed Mar 3 09:47:38 2021 No.17686341 [Reply] [Original]

If you've never read a book of over 1000 pages then gtfo from my board normalshit

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 3 09:48:21 2021 No.17686345 What are the best over 1000 pages books?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 3 09:49:44 2021 No.17686359 Postmodernist tomes fucking suck. Keep at at <600 pages and hire a competent edition you hacks

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 3 09:49:57 2021 No.17686362 pseud

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 3 09:50:19 2021 No.17686364 I could probably fill a book with 1000 pages of your mother's dirty talk and moans, does that count?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 3 09:51:52 2021 No.17686378 >>17686341 On the contrary, if it takes 1000 pages to get your point across you are retarded

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 3 09:51:58 2021 No.17686379 >>17686341 If you've never written a poem outside of school assignments you need to leave

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 3 09:52:45 2021 No.17686385 >>17686345 Don Quixote Les Miserables War and Peace

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 3 09:53:53 2021 No.17686398 File: 26 KB, 333x500, 41oQvhIWahL.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17686341 Having read this I wholeheartedly agree with OP. Normies gtfo

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 3 09:54:55 2021 No.17686402 >>17686385 Forgot Monte Christo

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 3 09:55:38 2021 No.17686409 >>17686341 >he never read a 4000 pages long non-fiction book GTFO AND NEVER COME BACK

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 3 09:57:16 2021 No.17686417 >>17686402 Monte Cristo isn't 1000 pages

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 3 09:58:35 2021 No.17686433 >>17686341 The bible Don quixote Lotr Penguin world history A dance with dragons

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 3 09:59:29 2021 No.17686441 File: 135 KB, 1080x682, 1614783556827.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17686417 Maybe you read an abridged version?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 3 12:43:47 2021 No.17687610 >>17686402 oopsies

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 3 13:04:03 2021 No.17687782 File: 104 KB, 1680x1050, 1517527640270.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17686341 I did, one was The Stand, by Stephen King, and the other was literal MLP fanfiction. I guess I can stick around, huh?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 3 13:04:06 2021 No.17687785 >>17686341 i've only ever read the poems i have personally written and nothing else i refuse to be manipulated and influenced

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 3 13:12:53 2021 No.17687862 >>17686345 Romance of the Three Kingdoms The Bible

>>	smoker !HOZlQYR1MY Wed Mar 3 13:15:34 2021 No.17687877 >>17686345 Iq84 Infinite Jest dukeminier property law 9th edition

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 3 13:46:44 2021 No.17688108 >>17686379 Farts II Her breeze strides soft as heaven's feather On leather fields of flesh and smell - A bell is rung and water run - to tether Together her smell and my song.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 3 13:58:03 2021 No.17688189 >>17686345 The Swarm

Anonymous Wed Mar 3 14:00:17 2021 No.17688202
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If a book is more than 400 pages I will not read it. Every single book I've read that exceeds that is nothing more than masturbatory garbage that could easily be cut in half whilst losing nothing of substance.

>>	I hate women Wed Mar 3 14:04:25 2021 No.17688222 >>17686359 >>17686378 >>17686379 >>17688202 based

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 3 14:08:20 2021 No.17688244 >>17688202 have you guys come across that poster who revels in abusing his books and always makes sure to note that instead of using a bookmark he just splits the book and tosses the part he finished reading. what a frickin legend.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 3 14:09:19 2021 No.17688249 >tfw read "under the dome" guess i am an intellectual

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 3 16:10:02 2021 No.17689011 >>17688222

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 3 16:12:25 2021 No.17689025 LOTR is 1000 pages and most plebs have read that

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 3 16:25:51 2021 No.17689100 Quality over quantity. I've read 3 books over 1000 pages The Stormlight Archives parts 1 to 3 and those were normie books

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 3 16:27:16 2021 No.17689107 >>17686385 >>17686402 >>17687877 >>17688189 What about some good books?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 3 16:28:30 2021 No.17689116 how much was order of the phenix again?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 3 16:29:03 2021 No.17689118 >>17689116 800 or so

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 3 16:52:14 2021 No.17689228 >>17686345 Musashi

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 3 16:53:39 2021 No.17689241 >>17686379 >poetry Let me rhyme my ideas at you. That's not embarrassing. I listen to instrumental and foreign music so I don't have to endure people rhyming their ideas at me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 3 17:01:35 2021 No.17689294 Read >10,000 pages total of a 10 book fantasy series in a single month when I was younger, around 9 years ago now. I read it all on a 4.9 inch smartphone screen as well. I feel physically sick when I think about it

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 3 17:03:10 2021 No.17689303 File: 1.93 MB, 320x454, Deal.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17686345 Robert Musil - The Man without Qualities. Typically two volumes 1,700 pages, unfinished.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 3 17:08:11 2021 No.17689336 I actually read Infinite Jest

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 3 17:09:21 2021 No.17689342 >>17686341 *if you can't speak or write perfect latin gtfo from my board normalshit

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 3 17:11:33 2021 No.17689349 >>17686345 Against the day by pynchon >>17686379 I love you

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 3 17:12:09 2021 No.17689351 >he never read In Search of Lost Times and the Bible in one month

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 3 18:37:26 2021 No.17689808 >>17689107 Based

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 3 18:39:01 2021 No.17689822 >>17689107 You need to go back

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 3 18:40:22 2021 No.17689828 >>17686345 The Stand Infinite Jest

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 3 18:40:36 2021 No.17689829 >>17686341 i read the bible when i was a kid thats gotta be over a thousand right

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 3 18:45:52 2021 No.17689852 File: 8 KB, 235x290, 9b7bc80097179ffac4f41230785550d7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17686341 Sorry, little guy. I only read one-sentence aphorisms.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 3 18:50:51 2021 No.17689887 >>17686341 I've read Umineko, now suck my cock.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 3 19:04:28 2021 No.17689993 >>17686341 Careful OP, every 1000+ page book I've read is by Stephen King.

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