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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzJQ0TcBmqU

How does it feel to know that this fat nigga with anime hair can recite the Iliad in ancient greek but you can´t even learn german grammar?

>> No.17650510

>>17650473
I'm not a posh fuck that was read the Iliad in Greek as a bed time story.

>> No.17650515

>>17650473
Bojo is unironically the most cultured head of state around here.

>> No.17650523

>>17650510
Why didn´t you just choose to be born in a wealthy family? lol

>> No.17650533

>>17650515
He also doesn't hold back when bodyslamming little children in football and rugby games. Insanely based

>> No.17650551

>>17650473
I'm going to learn this so I can recite it in public like a mad man

>> No.17650624

>>17650473
Seems a little trite and prepared....

>> No.17650645

Memorizing a couple passages is a cool party trick but you are giving him a bit too much credit.

>> No.17650711

>>17650473
ancient greek sounds very cool

>> No.17650810

>>17650515
I know this is splitting hairs, but he's not the head of state. That would be Queen Elizabeth II. He's the head of government.

>> No.17651009

Imagine getting a proper classical education. All the shit I should have studied as a kid I've had to read on my own as an adult. But at least I know all about MLK and Hitler.

>> No.17651565

>>17650473
Based Boris

>> No.17651582

It's easier when your country has no meaningful literature to remember

>> No.17651596

>>17650515
Not really, he can remember some lines he learned by rote from his days of being bumfucked at Eton.

>> No.17651612

It's wild to me that the UK still legitimately has an aristocracy that actually has a fair amount of power, both officially and unofficially. Like, they have a for-real upper class over there, as opposed to the US where we kind of have a phantom upper class.

>> No.17651760

>>17651612
>tfw no British aristocrat gf
why even live bros

>> No.17651782

>>17651760
need me a spoiled upper class white blonde british gf ASAP bros

>> No.17651790

>>17651782
I'd even settle for one of their brunettes.

Some of them are PAWGs, too, surprisingly large asses for Northern Europeans.

>> No.17651872

>>17650473
Top lad.

>> No.17651886

>>17650515
Absolutely.

>> No.17651897

>>17651790
finally discerned what a 'pawg' is based on the context in this post

>> No.17651898
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17651898

>tfw not going to a Russell group Uni
I will never get taken seriously

>> No.17651966

>For much of Eton's history, junior boys had to act as "fags", or servants, to older boys. Their duties included cleaning, cooking, and running errands. A Library member was entitled to yell at any time and without notice, "Boy, Up!" or "Boy, Queue!", and all first-year boys had to come running. The last boy to arrive was given the task. These practices, known as fagging, were partially phased out of most houses in the 1970s.

>> No.17652079

>>17651966
based

>> No.17652203

>>17651966
Why are private schools so gay

>> No.17652286

>>17651966
"partially"
"phased out"
"most houses"
They're still doing it. Based. I was similarly hazed, in the army, "privates, don't be last" was a familiar threat

>> No.17652298

>>17652203
Keeping alive the hellenic spirit

>> No.17652392
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17652392

>>17650523
unironically this

>> No.17652405

>>17650473
Holy based. Wow.

>> No.17652483

>>17651897
Phat ass white girl

>> No.17652502

>>17651790
Been kind of noticing this about british girls... shame about literally everything else though

>> No.17652534

>>17652483
good job but he said he'd already discerned it retard

>> No.17652539

>>17650515
He’s also a cunt

>> No.17652832

>>17652502
what else?

>> No.17653027

>>17650515
proper British education is where they just beat you over the head with a bunch of classic works until youve got enough brain damage to get voted into office by Greg.

>> No.17653069

>>17651612
Everyone that goes to your ivy leagues (who isn’t a token ethnic minority) is probably a member of America’s elite. I don’t think your caste system is a phantom as you say

>> No.17653240

>>17653069
This