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1763823 No.1763823 [Reply] [Original]

Okey /lit/, i suggest a small activity.
Try to write a poem that is at least ten lines.
The only catch is you cannot use the letter E.

>> No.1763835

Anon's task
I cannot meet
so may i ask
to not shit bricks
as I hand you
this of six?

>> No.1763847

01 Insults cut your soul
02 Kind words calm minds in fury
03 But your pain may stay

04 Oh humanity
05 Both good will and ill will
06 Far too whimsical

07 Harmful and loving
08 So for all good works you do
09 You still act dickish

10 I fucking did it, what now faggot?

>> No.1763849

-Blimps-

Blimps around
Not a sound
Said that hound:
"Ah, profound."
Blimps in flight
Such a sight
Blimps around
Blimps abound
Blimps in town
Blimps, and how?

>> No.1763855

>>1763849
>>1763847

Both of those actually made me smile a bit, thanks for that.

>> No.1764575

1. I saw a man,
2. Upon a flight,
3. Of stairs so big,
4. Grand and upright,
5. That push upon a sky so bright,
6. That small amounts thought of night,
7. But it took our sun, on that day of might,
8. Of awful night, so spun with fright,
9. That atop our pillars all took to flight,
10. Down that man's stairs, pushing him.

>> No.1764620

Why can't I?
This is bullshit
Typical of 4chan's ilk
Six to go now
Can't do that trick
For all that I must do for this
Struggling now
But finding it
Not as difficult as I'd first thought
Having fun now
Fuck you, not stopping
Now I'm just taking the piss.
'That's too many!'
You probably cry
But you can totally suck my dick.

>> No.1764663

>>1764620
>Now I'm just taking the piss.
>the
>e

You lose.

>> No.1764675
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1764675

>>1764620
>>1764663
that was such a fail it played slow-mo in my head

>> No.1764724
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1764724

>>1764675
>>1764663

>> No.1764758 [DELETED] 

Poetry is very gay
And uninteresting in every way.
It's for hipsters who like to brag
And unproductive pretentious fags.
If it were a baby, I would abort it.
And on that fetus, I would shit,
For poetry is literature's autistic cousin
That thinks it's better than everyone else.

>> No.1764770

Walk on, dogman,
Oh son of clay, sit
By this cold brook
And watch a world
Form as you look
At rocks turning
Into Sand, a woman
Holding to your hand
Storks diving into icy
writhing water, the
Birds are flown

>> No.1764773

>>1764758

Wow. You're a pretty fucked up individual, and poorly educated too.

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1764794

poopin anna pissin
no job to go to
crunch and munch
on snacks so good
vidya is my fun
doritos and soda too
postin onna 4chan
waitin so my mom can
scrub my fuckin room
til that hour I'll tug my dick

>> No.1764797

>>1764770
i liked everything except the birds and women

birds and women makes poems shitty apparently

>> No.1764799

>>1764770

>water

MOTHERFUCKER