Looking for a book that lists Suicide methods

[Anonymous No.17621852]

Basically I'm a depressed retard who wants to die. I'm looking for a book that I remember being posted here a while ago that had a detailed list of suicide methods (I think it was written by a Jap)

[Anonymous No.17621865]

>>17621852
Exit bags sound pretty good. I live near a cliff though so I might just jump off it. The drop is big enough to kill me instantly

[Anonymous No.17621871]

>>17621852
sounds pretty cringe may as well become a Florida man or join the french foreign legion

[Anonymous No.17621873]

>>17621871
It seems easier to just die

[Anonymous No.17621884]

Getting blackout drunk improperly dressed on a walk at night in a snowy well below freezing wood sounds pretty comfy, plus people won't think it a suicide. Just that you are a drunk idiot

[Anonymous No.17621901]

>>17621865
>Exit bags sound pretty good. I live near a cliff though so I might just jump off it. The drop is big enough to kill me instantly

Looks interesting and not overly messy. I'm basically looking for something that wouldn't be too horrific for my family (parents/kids etc).

I would say hope you don't do it anon but existence is hell and its on us if we want to go

[Anonymous No.17621912]

>>17621884
>Getting blackout drunk improperly dressed on a walk at night in a snowy well below freezing wood sounds pretty comfy, plus people won't think it a suicide. Just that you are a drunk idiot

I was thinking that or maybe Drunk + benzos and walking out into the ocean

[Anonymous No.17621919]

>>17621871

I'm literally too lazy to do any of that which I guess is pretty pathetic

[Anonymous No.17621928]

>>17621871
you don't join ffl to die, you join it to live - live with other maniacs who want to kill people for a living.

[Anonymous No.17621942]

>>17621912
6 of one half dozen of the other but freezing to death apparently has a calming euphoric quality while drowning means your lungs scream as you die due to the buildup of C02 until you breathe in water as a release and panic as saltwater fills your lungs.

Butt chug a bottle of everclear and go for a nice hike in the winter woods in thin pants and a t-shirt.

[Anonymous No.17622111]

>>17621852
why thought unless you have mutilated yourself or something their is always something to cling to

[Anonymous No.17622125]

>>17621852
suicide is pointless. you can never escape consciousness. as soon as you die you'll wake up again somewhere, ready to start the cycle of torture once more

[Anonymous No.17622160]

>>17622125

Reasoning for that idea? I just want to check out of this existence. If that's true we don't even have an option for taking control over our own end (sounds absolutely hellish)

[Anonymous No.17622185]

https://lostallhope.com/
That's the best site for suicide methods. it isn't a book, but it's still pretty great
Take care, anon. Don't do anything you'll regret.

[Anonymous No.17622200]

I want to talk you out of it but I also sympathize with you. I’ve thought about it obsessively for several years now. Anyway, if you want to talk about what bothers you, we’re here to listen.

[Anonymous No.17622246]

>>17622160
You've gotta clean up the life you've got and make the best of it. Those who neglect their lessons are going to have to repeat them. There's no way around it. The good news? It's far easier than your depression makes it sound.

[Anonymous No.17622311]

>>17621852
Don't fucking kill yourself. I want to as well but it's not an option and never can be. Things will most likely improve with patience. Life is pretty fucking shit for most people at the moment. Hey man, we're gonna make it, I believe it.

[Anonymous No.17622443]

Unless you shoot yourself all suicide methods involve a point of no return where you're still alive. Biology will force you to fear the reaper and you will die with a will to live.

Don't do it anon, if you're truly suicidal, go take out a loan and a rental car and go do drugs fear and loathing style. It took the universe 14 billion years to put you together and you got only about 70, if you really wanna cut it short at least take advantage of your agency while you have it.

[I hate women No.17622551]

>>17622185
>https://lostallhope.com/
based fren

[Anonymous No.17622650]

>>17622200
Cheers fren. The only thing that keeps me tethered to this world is my kids and parents but I literally cannot imagine functioning for another 50 years (I'm 30) eventually becoming a shit Father.
COVID broke my business and I'll probably lose my house within the next few months. I've got 300k in my life insurance so my kids will actually be financially secure this way.

[Anonymous No.17622656]

>>17622185
Thanks brother this is useful.

[Anonymous No.17622666]

>>17622443

Honestly I'd love to go out high as hell on Oxy's or something. Shit is the most blissful feeling I've ever experienced (had it while recovering from surgery). The only issue is apparently suicide attempts by drug overdose only work in around 2.5% of cases.

[Anonymous No.17622675]

Found the book fellas

The Complete Manual of Suicide by Wataru Tsurumi. Has anyone actually read this?

[Anonymous No.17622684]

>>17622311

Thanks Fren. I wish it had worked out that way.

[Anonymous No.17623277]

>>17621852
Hey man. I don't want to condescend to you at all, or try and fill you with trite bullshit about how life is good, but I do really hope you don't do it. 300k is not going to make your kids future nearly as good as having a loving father will. My dad was a real wreck but I'm happy I had him instead of $300,000, honestly.

[Anonymous No.17623312]

Kill yourself faggot (also that book is pretty g I’ll probably use it some day)

[Anonymous No.17623354]

>>17621852
For me it's the dialysis hypothermia machine
https://www.srulirecht.com/art/luxury-of-choice

[Anonymous No.17623361]

>>17623354
Awesome, that thing looks gnarly.

[Anonymous No.17623378]

>>17622443
> Unless you shoot yourself all suicide methods involve a point of no return where you're still alive
A high school friend of mine shot himself in the head and still lived in a vegetative state for a couple days after, so even that’s not a guarantee.

[Anonymous No.17624110]

>>17621852
>be a teenager
>live in a psychiatric half-way house for depression+
>outside in the garden is foxglove, which is extremely poisonous
>think "I could eat that; it'd be really easy to kill myself."
>go find one of the staff and tell them that there's a bunch of deadly poison outside that someone could kill themselves with
>"well, nobody except you would know that."
>leaves
>mfw

[Anonymous No.17624682]

>>17622650
Growing up without a father would be significantly more devastating for your children.

[Anonymous No.17625841]

>>17621852
lostallhope . com

[Anonymous No.17626307]

>>17622185
I wanted to post this