[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]

2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/lit/ - Literature

File: 108 KB, 900x750, gertrude-stein-3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

ITT: Authors you most likely could've beaten in a fight Anonymous Sat Feb 20 12:42:37 2021 No.17599772 [Reply] [Original]

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 20 12:44:14 2021 No.17599786 hunter S thompson

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 20 13:16:10 2021 No.17600050 File: 593 KB, 769x1024, article00_large.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 20 13:18:07 2021 No.17600069 File: 428 KB, 1232x1600, E84C2C1A-E8CB-4EC2-B03F-800E299268E4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 20 13:40:12 2021 No.17600257 File: 206 KB, 635x800, Homer_British_Museum.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Dodges your blow

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 20 13:41:25 2021 No.17600267 >>17599772 Stephen Hawking, I hope... unless he gets me with his voice activated, wheelchair mountain laser weapons.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 20 13:44:12 2021 No.17600286 File: 879 KB, 1286x1636, Heinrich_von_Kleist2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17599772

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 20 16:18:13 2021 No.17601610 >>17599772 I could body this racist

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 20 16:20:41 2021 No.17601630 File: 60 KB, 992x661, RD-6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 20 16:21:58 2021 No.17601638 >>17599772 probably none, maybe Rimbaud would have let me win to make me more confident about my frail body before kissing me

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 20 16:47:49 2021 No.17601845 File: 27 KB, 465x659, FCCE7144-172C-4F0F-A61E-F856307EC964.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] At every stage of his life I would have beaten him up

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 20 16:49:01 2021 No.17601854 >>17601845 Also Kant

>>	https://youtu.be/Ofn2A1p13Sg Sat Feb 20 16:49:57 2021 No.17601864 >>17599772 Margaret atwood and flannery oconnor. Stupid bitches

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 20 16:51:01 2021 No.17601873 uh anne frank lmfao, I'm actually weaker than my grandmother

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 20 16:51:42 2021 No.17601880 >>17600267 lmao can you imagine? >tfw some drooling, deformed, wheelchair-bound spacker got laid more than you

Anonymous Sat Feb 20 16:52:20 2021 No.17601892
File: 742 KB, 478x648, 2A9765C2-AA2A-4EB4-8F48-D48D30F88091.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Im not a violent person, but I would enjoy every minute while he tries to rattle off his reasoning as fast as he can as to why I should stop pummelling him and twisting his nipples

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 20 16:57:11 2021 No.17601931 >>17600050 he would kill himself before I could touch him

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 20 17:36:35 2021 No.17602262 >>17600267 >mountain laser >mountain ESL or a nigger?

>>	I hate women Sat Feb 20 20:14:02 2021 No.17603435 >>17601892 based nipple twisting

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 20 20:16:22 2021 No.17603463 File: 112 KB, 720x1080, 0fd83.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17599772 Evola, but only in the 1960s.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 20 20:21:00 2021 No.17603488 File: 439 KB, 869x1104, Aleister_Crowley,_Magus.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	https://youtu.be/_4rYWc4o-eY Sat Feb 20 20:21:57 2021 No.17603495 >>17601892 I'd sew his asshole up and keep feedin' him and feedin' him

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 20 20:25:58 2021 No.17603524 File: 37 KB, 660x281, 8231207lpw-8241898-article-emmanuel-kant-jpg_4224233_660x281.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17599772 Fighing pic related would unironically be like fighting the lvl 1 goblin in the turorial of a MMO.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 20 20:31:16 2021 No.17603558 File: 89 KB, 288x386, Sylvia_Plath.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I could kill this woman with a single strike. It's amazing how much better men are than women.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 20 20:37:50 2021 No.17603609 >>17599772 Pretty much all of them. Possible exceptions Cervantes, Hemingway and Socrates.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 20 20:39:31 2021 No.17603625 >>17603558 But plath bite the dicc when she give succ why u wan kill her

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 20 20:43:12 2021 No.17603643 >>17603558 >i could kill this woman based oven

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 20 20:43:25 2021 No.17603646 >>17599772 Anyone on /lit/ who isn't disabled would have beaten Nietzche to a pulp. And if you're a disabled ass nigga I'm getting you a gun so you can mog him too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 20 20:47:03 2021 No.17603666 >>17603558 I've never let a girl do this to me but if plath was alive i'd let her go knuckle deep into my asshole, as many fingers as she cares to insert. In some ways shes more manly than any man could ever be.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 20 20:59:38 2021 No.17603744 >>17603463 Who drew that lmao.

Anonymous Sat Feb 20 21:00:12 2021 No.17603746
File: 9 KB, 223x226, bleh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Every single female writer and 99% of male writers. With the exception being hardened war vets like junger or people who put a lot of work into their physical health like socrates. Most writers are limp wristed faggots and this is evident by looking through a list of histories greatest philosophers. I could pick up the vast majority of them and jackhammer them on my cock and they couldn't do shit about it.

Anonymous Sat Feb 20 21:03:00 2021 No.17603756
File: 59 KB, 512x396, 3BB1F1F4-50A3-462F-BD18-D59553D6B275.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>17599772
>>17599786
>>17600050
>>17600069
>>17600257
>>17600267
>>17600286
>>17601610
>>17601630
>>17601638
>>17601845
>>17601854
>>17601864
>>17601873
>>17601880
>>17601892
>>17601931
>>17602262
>>17603435
>>17603463
>>17603488
>>17603495
>>17603524
>>17603558
>>17603609
>>17603625
>>17603643
>>17603646
>>17603666
>>17603744
>>17603746

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 20 21:07:01 2021 No.17603785 >>17603666 This but unironically

>>	I hate women Sat Feb 20 21:11:22 2021 No.17603809 >>17603558 >>17603666 based. I couple kill any women I wanted to without any strain on my part

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 20 21:47:19 2021 No.17603978 >>17603609 >Cervantes Why not Cervantes? Didn't he have an injured hand?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 20 22:23:25 2021 No.17604216 >>17603978 He injured it being a chad at Lepanto but yeah let's say before that happened. The man was a proper soldier back when that meant physical combat, which is why I put him on the list.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 20 22:27:39 2021 No.17604245 File: 22 KB, 197x266, 5633094[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 20 23:30:10 2021 No.17604573 >>17604245 Not a chance. F. Gardner is a martial arts master in Chad Kwon Do.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 20 23:41:57 2021 No.17604626 Fights are a meme. In a real "fight" it's whoever hits first and hits hard, done. Whoever got hit is at the mercy of the other.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 20 23:44:40 2021 No.17604636 >>17604573 ah, a fellow gardnarian i see.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 20 23:50:37 2021 No.17604666 Sylvia plath can get the anus til infinity

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 21 00:55:07 2021 No.17604941 >>17603744 No idea actually. There's a surprising amount of Evola fan art though. Pretty comfy. >>17603756 Anon, he was literally paralysed. In a wheelchair.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 21 00:57:35 2021 No.17604950 >>17603666 checked

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 21 01:01:46 2021 No.17604967 >>17604941 >I'm such a badass I can beat people up if their in wheelchairs cope. he runs over your feet and makes you cry.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 21 01:29:47 2021 No.17605089 >>17603524 The Goblin of Königsberg

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 21 01:40:52 2021 No.17605137 >>17604626 t. got mentioned in this thread

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 21 02:40:13 2021 No.17605370 >>17604967 t-take that back, I am not that much of a bitch...

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 21 02:47:31 2021 No.17605399 >>17603463 >practicing with Sensei from beyond the grave I cri evry tiem

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 21 02:52:35 2021 No.17605416 File: 211 KB, 750x500, joseph-goebbels-speaf9d239.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Definitely Goebbels

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 21 03:10:05 2021 No.17605495 I could have taken him. His machismo was an overcompensation for an inherent inner weakness. Hemingway hasn't lived half as hard as I have.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 21 03:17:07 2021 No.17605532 >>17605495 I've heard this before and it seems likely to be true. I have seen this in life with macho guys. If you're tough, you don't need to shoot a lion to prove it. Or feel the need to.

Advanced search
Text to find
Subject [?]Search by post subject. Leave empty for any.
Username [?]Search for user name. Leave empty for any user name.
Tripcode [?]Search for tripcode. Leave empty for any.
Email [?]Search by email. Leave empty for any.
Filename [?]Search by image filename. Leave empty for any.
From Date [?]Enter what date to start searching from. Format is YYYY-MM-DD
To Date [?]Enter what date to start searching until. Format is YYYY-MM-DD
Image hash
Search in	All Posts OPs Only
Deleted posts	Show all posts Show only deleted posts Only show non-deleted posts
Internal posts	Show all posts Show only internal posts Show only archived posts
Order	New posts first Old posts first
Capcode	All Posts Only by Users Only by Mods Only by Admins Only by Developers
Results	Posts Threads
Action	[ Simple ]