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Anonymous Fri Feb 19 18:04:40 2021 No.17593594 [Reply] [Original]

Kek just imagine.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 18:05:46 2021 No.17593605 >>17593594 Who is a better writer? Also, who is that NY college professor who self publishes and posts his crime novel in /lit/ sometimes?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 18:06:02 2021 No.17593607 >>17593594 I don't think he will ever finish his book.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 18:06:59 2021 No.17593618 Has L'academie dropped?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 18:07:18 2021 No.17593621 >>17593594 is this really the best we can do?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 18:08:37 2021 No.17593629 >>17593621 If it was better, it wouldn't be here. That should be our motto.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 18:08:40 2021 No.17593630 >>17593605 I don't know. I only read Call of the Arcade but it was really good. Not sure which I should read next. I know about the "read in any order" thing but I think that might just be a meme. Surely there's an actual order to them?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 18:08:53 2021 No.17593632 this board fucking sucks

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 18:10:04 2021 No.17593646 >>17593632 Keep your whining to yourself you fucking child.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 18:10:17 2021 No.17593647 >>17593629 Gardner's books are insanely high quality. He's a good story teller but I have no idea why he decided advertising on 4chan of all fucking places was a good idea.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 18:10:54 2021 No.17593657 >>17593630 F. Gardner, you write so poorly that I can pick you out each and every time you try to shill your shitty books. My God, just pay someone to do it for you if you're going to be this obvious.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 18:11:25 2021 No.17593664 >>17593647 I can't stand books with 300 word chapters.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 18:11:29 2021 No.17593665 >>17593594 Damn bottoms (on the right) really do have to settle huh

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 18:11:34 2021 No.17593666 imagine being so pathetic you have to hitch your wagon to Rice Cuck Waldun to appear relevant

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 18:16:55 2021 No.17593726 >>17593664 I think only the prologue and epilogues are like that. At least that's how it was with call of the arcade.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 18:16:56 2021 No.17593727 >>17593630 >>17593647 Hi Gardner. Stop shilling on /lit/, thanks!

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 18:18:30 2021 No.17593751 File: 51 KB, 846x476, image0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17593657

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 18:20:35 2021 No.17593770 >>17593751 Would it be illegal if I started writing "always call" books on Amazon and make covers from a chalk board under the name H Gardiner?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 18:24:57 2021 No.17593823 >>17593770 Probably yes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 18:26:46 2021 No.17593840 >>17593823 What about "H. Gardener"?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 18:27:46 2021 No.17593851 >>17593840 Totally legal and a welcome addition to the western canon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 18:35:56 2021 No.17593914 >>17593851 Thank you. I'm going to write "Call of the Bear" under H. Gardener.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 19:14:20 2021 No.17594245 >>17593607 >he doesn' know about The Learned Disguise

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 19:15:21 2021 No.17594253 >>17593630 >I know about the "read in any order" thing but I think that might just be a meme. Surely there's an actual order to them? obvious shill

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 19:19:18 2021 No.17594275 >>/lit/?task=search&ghost=yes&search_text=read+in+any+order+call

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 19:21:20 2021 No.17594288 >>17594253 >>17594275 It’s become a copypasta. I’ve seen that posted in /x, too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 19:22:07 2021 No.17594296 >>17593770 Not of you do it as a parody. Parody is a recognized exception to copyright.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 19:22:13 2021 No.17594300 >>17594245 I know about it, I'm talking about L'Académie that has been postponed until God knows when.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 19:22:15 2021 No.17594301 >>17594288 lol. you're never going to fool any but the dimmest of wits.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 19:22:56 2021 No.17594306 >>17593594 Friendly reminder to sage shit threads Don't bump it with complain-posting you shitheads

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 19:24:20 2021 No.17594316 >>17594306 it doesn't make a difference, he'll just switch IPs and bump it himself

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 19:25:43 2021 No.17594326 >>/lit/image/BQuiV0fDCSEMXwHEuCtaSQ

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 19:28:42 2021 No.17594361 >>17594306 counter-sage

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 19:29:22 2021 No.17594367 >>17594326 based

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 19:30:45 2021 No.17594382 >>17593594 I'm waiting for the Card-Gardiner murder-suicide desu.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 19:53:17 2021 No.17594554 New, can some one explain the OP, I've heard of RC walden and watch some of his videos but why would it be so interesting to here them talk.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 19:56:07 2021 No.17594577 Gardener if you can't even convincingly sound like more than 1 person on an anonymous image board, why do you think anyone would give your actual writing a serious look? You should spend less time shilling and more time practicing.

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>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 20:49:46 2021 No.17594929 >>17593665 Come on, don't bring that /lgbt/ shit in here.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 21:42:29 2021 No.17595310 Just finished Call of the Kappa. Great twist!

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 22:29:35 2021 No.17595604 >>17593594 Le, Academics,, argue Epicly, Big Words, on

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 22:37:42 2021 No.17595660 >>17593594 I fell for the Call meme Don't do it anons. It's honestly hard to read further than the first few paragraphs

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 22:41:50 2021 No.17595694 >>17595660 Disregard this post. I just read a bit further and I'm fucking addicted! I've got F. Gardner (PBUH) fever!

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 22:51:10 2021 No.17595752 >>17594326 waldun is lit lit is waldun

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 22:51:46 2021 No.17595758 R.C walks into the room. "Thud!"

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 22:52:49 2021 No.17595765 >>17594300 The editors are rewriting it as we speak.

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>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 22:53:54 2021 No.17595771 >>17595758 F. Gardner wakes up. “AHHHH!!”

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 22:53:56 2021 No.17595772 >>17595765 They've been rewriting it for a year! Something seems fishy about these editors.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 22:54:26 2021 No.17595778 File: 31 KB, 450x591, WALDUN.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] herro an wercoum to my channo

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 22:54:56 2021 No.17595784 >>17595769 It's 2021 retard. Need to update the year and replace Waldun with F. Gardner.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 22:56:00 2021 No.17595795 Walden is eccentric. But I think Gardner is genuinely retarded. I don’t know what they would even talk about but I want to see it.

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>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 23:00:23 2021 No.17595818 File: 28 KB, 517x413, rareofrarepepes.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17593594 I wish.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 23:01:36 2021 No.17595825 >>17595795 They would talk about education and thinking about it in all these new ways.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 23:01:50 2021 No.17595827 >>17595660 idiot. wasn't it obviously a grift?

Anonymous Fri Feb 19 23:04:57 2021 No.17595848

If F. Gardner was intelligent he would comment on RC Waldun's videos about his books. So many of those pseuds would not only purchase his schlock, but they would probably think it's high art or some groundbreaking literature. In fact, I'm going to go shill F. Gardner on RC's comment section.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 23:06:56 2021 No.17595856 >>17595848 This is actually a genius idea. Baiting the two of them into somehow interacting with one another for us.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 23:10:58 2021 No.17595888 >>17595772 They are also suffering from a severe ESL disorder.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 23:18:19 2021 No.17595921 >>17595888 I thought Gardner was from Chicago.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 23:19:50 2021 No.17595930 >>17595856 We should get Kat from paperbackdreams to do a collab with Quentin.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 23:21:28 2021 No.17595940 >>17595921 hence the need for ESL studies

Anonymous Fri Feb 19 23:31:11 2021 No.17595987

To everyone saying they don't like Gardner- have you really read his books? His books are about the twists endings. Read Kappa. I just finished it. It's 90 pages. There's no way you can see an ending like that coming.

>inb4 you're shilling the book

I read it with a free trial on Unlimited.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 23:33:05 2021 No.17595997 >>17595987 Hi Gardner! Not going to read your book

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>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 23:46:50 2021 No.17596072 >>17595778 >BRONNGGGGGGGG

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 23:47:36 2021 No.17596079 What are some other Garderesque books?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 20 00:03:44 2021 No.17596172 >>17596005 Based

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 20 00:07:39 2021 No.17596200 >>17595997 don't flatter yourself. gardner doesn't mingle with the pseuds on /lit/.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 20 00:14:43 2021 No.17596250 >>17596200 This is actually the vibe I've gotten from talking to him on discord. He doesn't seem like he really understands just how his meme status is on here.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 20 00:27:51 2021 No.17596315 Who’s pic on the right? Chan Gardner?

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>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 20 01:10:21 2021 No.17596539 You just know.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 20 01:56:07 2021 No.17596685 Calling it now. Reddit will go crazy over Gardner’s books once they discover them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 20 01:57:11 2021 No.17596688 >>17596685 reddit permabanned gardner for incompetence lol

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 20 02:01:05 2021 No.17596699 >>17596688 How’s that?

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