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17546899 No.17546899 [Reply] [Original]

How in the hell do you come up with an online pseudonym? been at it for weeks I can't fucking do it

>> No.17546907

Herpes Trismegistus.

>> No.17546921

You make it up at the age of 11 and you have to live with it for the end of your life

>> No.17546931

>>17546899
Just choose a random word in your favorite language, translate it to Greek, and write the result as well as you can with Latin characters.

>> No.17546971

Just pick a word. You get more points for how careless this selection is. For example, look at how cool "moot" is. Why did he even choose that?

>> No.17547750

>>17546899
Lmao. Just jumble up some random word and then add in extra vowels. So then bookshelf becomes
>Okoshi Belfu
Firetruck becomes
>Efrit Kuruc
Gay ass writer becomes
>Rywagis Arrête
And so on and so forth you shit-eating imbecile, or as he is also know
>Teasha Being Cilemius

>> No.17547907

>>17546899
>grab a random word
>mangle it and make it into a prefix
>slap another word behind it
>here's your pseudonym
>>17546907
Not funny retard, you are going to get cursed.

>> No.17547912

>>17547907
Why would you put a word behind (do you mean before?) a PREfix?

>> No.17547920

>>17547912
>put a prefix before the prefix
I can see why you're struggling anon

>> No.17547924

Gaylord

>> No.17547931

>>17547912
I'll demonstrate. Let's take, say, surgeon and anvil. GeoAnvil sounds pretty decent, no? Took me about half a minute to figure out.

>> No.17547934

>>17547931
>GeoAnvil
Garbage desu

>> No.17547947

>>17547931
>GeoAnvil
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.17547948

>>17547907
Guacamole nigga penis

>> No.17547952

>>17547931
Like fr be more creative.
>Angilveo
And then add a last name and now you're getting somewhere

>> No.17547964

>>17547948
Acamo Ganipeggis

>> No.17547965

Go to a dictionary, pick out a random word and then add a series of numbers after it e.g.
Fork739542
3232Copper
Wagon420

>> No.17547973

GayLubeOil

>> No.17547987

>>17547934
>>17547947
>>17547948
wtf nooooo i've been eternally btfo, how can i ever recover
>>17547952
Are you looking for an online nickname or for a pen name, anon? If you are looking for a pen name, there are much better ways to go about it.
>>17547973
It's taken homo.

>> No.17547997

>>17547987
Oh I'm not OP, I'm just telling you to get more creative

>> No.17548003
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17548003

Make a Microsoft account and use the default name it gives you.

>t. AspiringOsprey2069

>> No.17548004

Jungian Carpet Salesman

>> No.17548007
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17548007

>>17546899
Use a random string of letters that catches your eye on a website + current year and record it down onto a piece of paper. For example, we are currently on the /lit/ board, and the word "literature" is salient, therefore use literature as the first element. The current year is 2021.

Go ahead and use literature2021 as the handle or similarly go and look for another salient word if that is not available.

However, I think you're doing with a lot more than indecision in being unable to create a random online handle. It appears you're suffering from severe anxiety, unironically. I would recommend that you go see a psychiatrist. Your indecision at making online pseudonyms is not normal.

Go see a psychiatrist.

>> No.17548010

>>17547997
Why would you pick an online nickname with more than one word? I don't understand.

>> No.17548017

>>17546899
mash up things you like, try out different combinations of that, and if there's no combination that sounds or reads good try out respectives of those words in other languages. like latin or whatever. whatever sounds cool.

>> No.17548022

>>17548007
based gaslighting psychopath

>> No.17548037

if that still doesn't work you have two options,

be an edgelord and make it something like "BLACKHANDED GUTRIPPER"

be a fanboy and choose a name of a character you like, adding a random number to it if the name's taken.

>> No.17548050

oh wait someone already thought of gutripper, that's the name of a bird from warcraft. can't take that, that's lame.

>> No.17548065

"splepidybooba" is the next famous internet name

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17548077

>>17546899
I use my name.

>> No.17548086

Anony Moose abahah

>> No.17548109

>>17548022
He is not wrong though.

>> No.17548153

>>17546899
Just name a one word foodstuff and add a German surname.
>Bean Schneider
>Butter Schultz
>Oats Richter

>> No.17548289

>>17546899
this is the best pen name generator i know
https://www.name-generator.org.uk/pen-name/

>> No.17548355

Poopie poo