Shakespeare wrote like a 16yo edgelord

[Anonymous No.17528673]

[Anonymous No.17528682]

>>17528673
If Shakespeare wrote in the modern dialect, he would be mediocre and a routinely found in community college writing groups all around the world.

[Anonymous No.17528695]

>>17528673
And that folks, is why this fucking clown is nowhere near Cervantes' brilliancy

[Anonymous No.17528701]

>>17528673
To be, or not to be, that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles
And by opposing end them. To die—to sleep,
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to: 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep;
To sleep, perchance to dream—ay, there's the rub:
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come,
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause—there's the respect
That makes calamity of so long life.
For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,
Th'oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely,
The pangs of dispriz'd love, the law's delay,
The insolence of office, and the spurns
That patient merit of th'unworthy takes,
When he himself might his quietus make
With a bare bodkin?

>One of the best pieces of poetry in the English. language DESU.

[Anonymous No.17528706]

>>17528701
emocore

[Anonymous No.17528711]

>>17528695
>pessimism bad
>optimism good

[Anonymous No.17528717]

>>17528673
That's brilliant.
>>17528682
>If someone extremely talented wrote like someone retarded he wouldn't be seen as talented
Good job, retard.

[Anonymous No.17528730]

>>17528673
How many 16 yo would be able to come up with so little as the two first verses? Be honest OP, don't meme.

[Anonymous No.17528739]

>>17528673
Rangeban redditors

[Anonymous No.17528744]

>>17528673
Macbeth the character was the edgelord. That's actually one of the points of the play. Still written better than most things before and after.

[Anonymous No.17528756]

>>17528673
It's play. This is the belief of the character, not of Shakespeare. Lady Macbeth thinks very different, as does Hamlet, as does Othello, as does Titus, as does Gremio, as does Juliet, as does Titania, and so on and so forth.

[Anonymous No.17528759]

>>17528711
How the fuck is Cervantes an "optimist"

[Anonymous No.17528832]

nihilism has officially been proclaimed cringe and reddit, all writing with nihilist themes retroactively BTFO

[Anonymous No.17529441]

>>17528673
cringe

[Anonymous No.17529487]

OP conveniently leaves out the character that gives the speech is a caricature of an edgy teenager

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[Anonymous No.17530775]

>>17528682
except he was skilled, such people are not.

[Anonymous No.17531104]

autosage or normalsage?

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[Anonymous No.17531355]

>>17531284
I feel more pity than rage for whoever wrote this shit, even more so for the man who keep this image on his device

[Anonymous No.17531372]

>>17528711
Yes.

[Anonymous No.17531460]

>>17528711
Optimism is cowardice.

[Anonymous No.17532825]

>>17528673
You mean he pointed out a fact that you're too weak to accept so you resort to name calling? cool

[Anonymous No.17532839]

>>17528682
The universities are scarecly better

[Anonymous No.17533045]

>>17528673
either bait or unsalvageable brainrot

[Anonymous No.17533755]

>>17528744
Even Macbeth was more than an edgelord, since they lack eloquence even--or especially--when projecting as hard as he is at that late stage of failure.