/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.17524884]

>page numbers are written in Roman numerals

[Anonymous No.17524903]

>page numbers are included in the text

[Anonymous No.17524912]

>page numbers are printed in base 3

[Anonymous No.17524939]

>>17524884
>page numbers are written with words

[Anonymous No.17524959]

Guys how do I read roman numerals?
it feels so weird to say
>MMCXLII
legit zero vowels.

[Anonymous No.17524962]

>>17524884
>Page number not written on the first page of the chapter

[Anonymous No.17525009]

>>17524959
Bruh you say the number instead. You don't fucken say "EMMMM-EMMM-SEE-ECKS-ELL-EEE-EEEEE". You say 2142.

[Anonymous No.17525025]

>>17524884
>only one page number every two pages
Pic unrelated, just wanted to post cute boy.

[Anonymous No.17525027]

>>17525009
oh i didnt think of spelling it, i would just say
>mmsxlii

[Anonymous No.17525029]

>>17524884
>has no page numbers
>and you will be happy

[Anonymous No.17525244]

>page number is a progress bar
I knew litRPG was a bad genre, but god damn

[Anonymous No.17525732]

>Page numbers are written in the untranslated writing system of Linear A

[Anonymous No.17526115]

>>17524884
>page numbers are written in binary code

[Anonymous No.17526130]

>book has pages

[Anonymous No.17526131]

>>17524884
>page numbers start off with 20 page introduction and remain constant throughout the rest of the book

[Anonymous No.17526185]

>>17524884
>pages

[Anonymous No.17526416]

>>17524884
>page numbers are written in Babylonian cuneiform numerals

[Anonymous No.17526517]

>book replaces the page numbers with the picture of a windows scroll bar with position accurate to the page

[Anonymous No.17526559]

Message posted in backroom of library:

YOU CAN'T HAVE BOOKS WITHOUT PAGES.

Geddit?

[Anonymous No.17526736]

>page numbers are written in alphabetical order

[Anonymous No.17527472]

>>17525029
Probably meant to be read in one sitting

[Anonymous No.17527650]

>page numbers are formatted as differential equations

[Anonymous No.17527944]

>>17524884
You best start believing in introductions, cause you're in one.

[Anonymous No.17527989]

>only printed page numbers are prime numbers

[Anonymous No.17527991]

>>17524884
name one book where this happens outside of introduction / preface / other preliminary material

[Anonymous No.17528791]

>page numbers are encrypted and your edition of the book didn’t come with the key

[Anonymous No.17528938]

>page numbers are written in reverse order so you know how many pages are left in the book

[Anonymous No.17529495]

>page numbers are in hexadecimal

[Anonymous No.17529571]

>>17524884
>every other sentence is an invitation to go bowling with my cousin

[Anonymous No.17529590]

>>17525009
you say it 2142nd, retard, you read roman numerals as ordinals not cardinals

[Anonymous No.17529616]

No numbers, shows the percentage of the book left to read.

[Anonymous No.17529660]

all of the bad jokes and maymay answers aside, it is so fucking annoying that E Michael Jones's books are not numbered. He writes wonderfully but the books have such a lousy, unprofessional formatting style, and are always full of typos

[Anonymous No.17530628]

>page numbers are written in reverse so you have to hold the book up to a mirror to figure out what page you're on

[Anonymous No.17530783]

>>17525025
Who the FUCK is this jizzum guzzler?

[Anonymous No.17531515]

>>17530783
@nymphel1 in instagram

[Anonymous No.17531524]

>>17531515
Posting his face too just so can everyone see how beautiful he is, by the way!

[Anonymous No.17531698]

>>17531524
>tfw I'm not him
kms

[Anonymous No.17531740]

>page numbers are actually just a word count

[Anonymous No.17531764]

>page numbers are written in invisible ink

[Anonymous No.17531769]

>receive book I ordered in the mail
>have to wait two more weeks for the page numbers to arrive

[Anonymous No.17531783]

>>17531524
>tfw i do not have his perfectly aesthetic face and smooth skin
God I want to fucking DIE
I would work out a bit if I was him tho being that skinny is surely not healthy desu

[Anonymous No.17531820]

>>17531515
Thank you i will cum to him.

[Anonymous No.17531969]

>page numbers are just tally marks

[Anonymous No.17531981]

>page numbers are only available in the deluxe edition

[Anonymous No.17531999]

>page numbers receive a Netflix adaptation
Like most things on Netflix the adaptation displays basic competence but never rises above mediocrity

[Anonymous No.17532008]

>publish a book where the page numbers are my social security number
In retrospect it wasn’t a good decision

[Anonymous No.17532183]

>>17525009
Actually that's exactly how you do it

[Anonymous No.17532222]

>all the page numbers are on the first page for ease of access

[Anonymous No.17532324]

>>17529590
what? is this bait? you really think that there is some law of nature that tells you to think of roman numerals as ordinals and ordinals only?

[Anonymous No.17532534]

>>17532222
nice numbers

[Anonymous No.17533033]

>page numbers are additional DLC

[Anonymous No.17533041]

>page numbers are in how many centimetres of scroll is left

[Anonymous No.17533714]

>page numbers is you!

[Anonymous No.17533778]

>page numbers show time remaining if listening to the audiobook at 1.5x speed