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Childhood is idealizing Lord of the Rings, adulthood is realizing Game of Thrones makes more sense.

>> No.17524727

>>17524710
>Fantasy
>Makes sense

Retard

>> No.17524741

>25 years to conclude his series
>didn't make it

This fatso is a fucking lazy motherfuck, not gonna lie, I do like his series, and his constant delays make me seethe so hard. Fucking Sanderson can writing a books faster then, sure his quality is not that high and his fantasy are anime-tier, still somewhat fun in a shlock way.

JUST GIVE ME WINDS YOU FAT FUCK

>> No.17524761

>>17524710
literally the exact opposite desu

>> No.17524763

>>17524727
absolute clueless retard

>> No.17524768

>>17524710
Could he just die already.

>> No.17524776

>>17524763
Cringe

>> No.17524780

If dubs Martim dies of heart failure this year!

>> No.17524787

>>17524780
If dubs he never dies and finishes his series in 2077.

>> No.17524789

>>17524780
Re-roll

>> No.17524798

>>17524710
There's not a single overweight person I do, or will ever respect.

>> No.17524803
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>>17524798
Extremely based!

>> No.17524839

>>17524776
you fell for the most obvious bait

>> No.17524853

>>17524780
rolling

>> No.17524857

>>17524839
Yikes

>> No.17524862

>>17524761
This

>> No.17524863

>>17524780
Rolling for fat man death

>> No.17524872

>>17524798
Based /fitlit/ anon.

>> No.17524873
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17524873

>>17524710
>Gondor calls for financial aid!

>> No.17524885

>>17524710
I started reading his books, but the whole chapter about the vagina turned me off. Why all this sexual writing in my fantasy? I just want some comfy fantasy settings bros.

>> No.17524905

>>17524885
Sanderson is your option bro.

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>>17524873
And the Federal Reserve shall answer! Muster the quantitative easing programs!

>> No.17524909

>>17524905
devilish anon

>> No.17524914

>>17524710
i want to be george's little baby tampon boy. i want to turn into a little crying baby and then suck on his breasts. his magic breast milk would turn me into a little baby tampon boy. he would stick his hoo-hoo and i would wait with anticipation spouting little baby goo-goo ga-gas waiting for his to bleed all over me. i want to feel his george blood inside my little goo-goo ga-ga baby tampon body. i want to absorb his hoo-hoo juies inside my little baby tampon boy body and goo-goo ga-ga like a little rolly-polly baby boy. it would be orgasmic to know i am one with his hoo-hoo george blood and i would giggle and goo-goo ga-ga and yelp with little baby boy excitement as i roll around in his george hoo-hoo and revel in his red juices, slurping them into my soft little baby tampon boy goo-goo ga-ga body. then i want his to pull me out and squeeze and wring my little baby tampon boy body so that his georgr hoo-hoo blood and juices spill all over his george face. it would hurt and i would scream in pained goo-goo ga-gas as pain envelops my little baby tampon boy body until i reach full climax and turn back into grown human man.

>> No.17524923

>>17524909
His book are pure comfy tier fantasy, nothing to edgy grim dark like Bakkershit or childish.

>> No.17524925

>>17524905
Jeff Wheeler is better imo.

>> No.17524935
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>Sauron has regained much of his former liquidity. He cannot yet take corporate form, but his portfolio has lost none of its potency.
>Concealed within his corner office, the CEO of Mordor sees all. His audits pierce wholly-owned subsidiaries, appeals, collateral, and... tax-havens. You know of what I speak, Gandalf: a great Accountant, merciless, wreathed in flame. He is gathering all evidence to him. Very soon he will summon an army of lawyers great enough to file suit against Middle Earth Inc.
>Against the power of Mordor, there can be no victory. We must merge with them, Gandalf. We must merge with Sauron.

>> No.17525058

>>17524935
Is this The Last Ringbearer?

>> No.17525116

THE MORE SHE DRANK

THE MORE

S H E

H

A

T

>> No.17525298

>>17524710
For me it was the exact opposite, actually.

>> No.17525345

>>17524710
doens't he have dragos being birthed and some crazy scifi ice people or some shit happening? to be honest with you I can't get into GoT because it appears to be pulled out of thin air while LotR always felt like it has some actual basis in reality behind the fantasy. in short I find LotR believable as a fantasy world but GoT not at all

>> No.17525366

>>17525345
LOTR is based on shared human understanding of cosmology which makes it more believable. Fatass here thinks that writing about shit and cum is what makes something believable and relatable.

>> No.17525410

>>17524710
>The more she drank, the more she shat
How the fuck does that make sense?? It fails basic biology

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>>17524798
This.

>> No.17525825

>>17525058
Ringbearer bonds

>> No.17525836

>>17524780
Adios George

>> No.17526000

>>17524780
Dubs and he lives to 100 but never finishes the series

>> No.17526012

>>17524710
Old age is realizing both are shit read Dunsany

>> No.17526042

>>17524710
S H E
H
A
T

>> No.17526050

>>17524780
next five years for sure. just let someone else write the fucking things so these threads can stop

>> No.17526059

>>17524710
More that realizing everything good about Game of Thrones was ripped off from the Wars of the Roses, realizing that history is infinitely more complex and deep than any fiction conjured up by a single person, and studying history only.

History is the true end game.

>> No.17526421

>>17526042
r-re-realism?. in my fiction?. how dare he!

>> No.17526748

I have been a die hard GRRM fan since 2005, not gonna lie I am really disappointed with him. Even if we ever get Winds of Winter we can just forget about Dream of Spring.

>> No.17526794

>>17524780
Numerals and fake chink virus gets him

>> No.17526882

>>17524710
The only thing relevant about GoT is tits, thanks hbo. Couldn't even make it through his first book, tried three times. It reminds me of trashy fanfiction.
Haven't tried with Tolkien yet, but I imagine I would finish everything once I started.

>> No.17526899

>>17524741
Hes not even halfway done, and hes already dying

>> No.17526902

>>17524798
Based. Fat people are categorically wrong at everything and are horrible people.

>> No.17526904

>>17526000
Fuuuuuu

>> No.17528320

>>17524710
Adulthood is realizing Lord of the Rings is for children.