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forest anon has posted a new videoI do hope that none of you have forgotten about our most committed /lit/bro https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvlLLvV4tto
>>17511610That guy would join ISIS if it was still a thing
>>17511622you say that like it's a bad thing
>>17511622He would not.
>>17511610That was nice how he offered to help that guy who flipped his truck on the ice.>>17511622The fuck?
>>17511610Why would someone go to the forest only to get attention in youtube.
>>17511812We're the ones who told him to start posting on YouTube.Lurk a bit more newfag.
>>17511610next level larp autism
>>17511881Just a matter of time
>>17511610Can someone post the original thread of him? It's a comfy read
>>17511931I'll see if I can find it. That thread was amazing.
>>17511610forest anon is a fucking hero and a legend.
>>17511881It would be a larp except he's actually doing it.
>>17511610Based. Love forest anon.
>>17511702Butterfly this is the first time I've strongly agreed with something you've posted. You alright.
>>17511881>larpActually living in a powerless hut in the woods, aiming for self-sufficiency, and spending most of his free time reading kinos is larping?
>>17512294>>17512246Oh anons, how naïve can you guys get?
>>17511881>>17512354His teeth are literally falling out and he had to take a train once to his old town just to see his best friend. And if you look at the comments on some of his videos you can see his friends telling him how much they miss him. Stay mad.
>>17512401He has ice on his beard. He's going to get frostbite.
>>17512432beards don't get frostbite anon.
>>17512432he's going to endure. even if his mortal shell crumbles, he's going to endure.
>>17512463hence why mr anon said *he* will get frostbite and not *it* will get frostbite.Anything else you'd like to add, Mr. Retard? or will that be all
>>17512494You don't get frostbite from a beard.
>>17512520I believe he was saying that since the temperature had dropped so far that Mr. Forestanon was getting large amounts of frost & ice in his beard, it was surely cold enough to produce frostbite
>>17512551he made an error in execution and for this the collective mind of /lit/ will see him punished. interfere no further.
>>17512578I see.>>17512432Farewell, Mr. Anon.
>>17511610a very based man
>actually goes through with living in the wilderness>still browses 4channeladmirable but depressing. butterfly should visit and let him be her first (man), out of respect for his dedication to this board
>>17512927I’d bring supplies and books. He probably needs to see a dentist too. “Snowbo”
>>17513204Based Butterfly bring him a good book and some cloves for his tooth pain
>>17513204based queen, I will simp for you
>>17511837He's still the one operating it tho
Is forest anon gonna die
>>17512401Either commit proper and full or don't, what he's doing is larp, ted k wasn't larp because he actually went off the map and lived properly That dudes either gonna commit suicide indirectly by pretending to do whatever the fuck he's doing or he's gonna come back into society I hope it's the latter.This shit isn't healthy, you should participate in the world and improve it, not cuck out like an animal
>>17514124Just to be clear I think ted k was also a faggot loser who did nothing but worsen things more with his messiah complex narcissism and retarded ideology
>>17514124you sound mad kidjealous you couldn't live the life he does?
>>17514124>stop liking things I don't like it's wrongkek
>>17514093>>17514124>>17514154You're reaching too hard. Imagine being this angry at a hobo in the forest. >Either commit proper and full or don'tCommit to what exactly? Forestanon said he wanted to just be a hobo in the woods. And that's exactly what he committed himself to do and is doing it. And he seems a lot happier than you anon. Stop being a purist. Kaczynski camped in his neighbor's backyard and would hitch rides from him to buy tuna and graham crackers. Sounds like you have a more personal problem with Forestanon. Who knows what that problem really is.
>>17514334I'm just mad that you fags think this lame bullshit is cool, does literally nothing when he has his mind on the internet somewhere, just transporting yourself into a forest isnt enough and probably harmful, dude's wasting his life I hope he doesn't die
>All this newfaggotry, unreasonable seething and disgusting tripfag behaviorthis is the worst forest anon thread ever. Congrats!>that meeting with the trucker thoughkekwish he would talk more about what he has been reading though and his impressions
>>17514385at least you admit you're mad, and mad for no good reason. ill give you credit for that.
>>17514385>I'm just mad that you fags think this lame bullshit is coolSee this >>17514297
>>17514392>Truck laying on its side>"I hope I see you again under better circumstances">ChucklesLmfao
>crystal castles and snowstorms>birds are his supervisorsJust when I thought I couldn't love forestanon more. I was worried about the avalanches for a minute there. Forestanon if you see this, for next winter order some bunny boots.
i like how friendly he was with the guy who crashed off the icy road.
>>17514124>>17514154resentful little bitch that feels he owes society. ngmi.
>his teeth are falling outno evidence of this. and even if it were true, you can put them back in.
>>17514558>never watched his videoshe showed his teeth in a video. the back of his mouth is nothing but gums.
>>17514558He's missing eight teeth and I don't think he was counting the broken one he was pointing at.
>>17514679are you genuinely retarded?
>>17511610I'm always happy to see forestbro is doing fine.
>>17514535I dont wanna "make it" I'm what I am and I'll be what I'll be, unlike you faggots chasing phantoms I'm enjoying every moment
>>17514795>I'm enjoying every momenthe said while seething on an anonymous image board
>>17514102We all are, anon
>>17514801And? I enjoy being an enraged faggot on here
>>17514804>"i am happy not being happy">haha that'll show them how much happier I am
>>17514795You don't sound like you're enjoying anything anon.
>>17511644It is a bad thing.
>>17514807Buddhism in a nutshell.
>>17511610He 100% has sex with children.
>>17514809I don't pretend to be an enlightened monk retard, I am in the world I am of the world and I'll enjoy everything society has to offer good or bad I don't take pride in cowering away and larping as a monk or a recluse
>>17514894>I'll enjoy everything society has to offer good or bad IEXCEPT for the parts of society I dont like i.e. the reculse hermit parts of society.>seriously what is your derangement problem? you argue and talk like a 14 yo downie.
>>17514908You can't greentext faggot
>>17514880This or some other fucked up shit, he's srsly repressing something
>>17514880Yes, all those unattended children living two days hike into the mountains...
>>17514894You big madHe big gladDon't be sadBe like chad
>>17514894>larping as a monk or reclusePretty sure if you're larping either of those for a few years solid, people consider you to be a monk or recluse.
>>17514978Anon probably thinks actual monks are LARPing. Everyone except him is a buggy NPC who couldn't have different motivations to him.
>spends hours on the internet arguing that if he were in a forest, he would be better at getting the fuck off the internet>compared to the guy who uses the internet about once a month to provide proof of life and bird pictures or reading recsI dunno anon. I think if you were out in the forest, you'd be just as desperate to let us all know how you'd be doing better if only you had yet another someone else's life.
>>17513204Unbelievably based Butterfly
>>17511610Jesus fuck. 2 days walk in a snowstorm for bootsI wish that guy lived close to me. I could give him so much shit I no longer need and would be useful for him.
Why doesn't he brush his teeth?
>>17512432>tfw you've never harvested beard ice to make your morning tea with
autism is one hell of a drug
>cooking your own semen not to starveImagine the smell.
>>17515432He doesn't have teeth to brush anymore
>>17514595So, his real motivation for moving to the woods is to stay off meth?
>>17515684Shut the fuck up bro that's not even cum, semen doesn't look anything like that when you cook it.
>>17511610I hope this loser dies a horrible death. From his voice and bearing alone I can tell he is a shitty person and human being who doesn't deserve life.
Who pays for his phone service?
Why so much hate for forest anon suddenly?
>>17516474HOLY SHIT FOREST DWEEB BTFOHOW IS WAS HE POSTING TO 4CHAN IN THE PAST?ANONA CLAIM HE NO LONGER POSTS HERE BECAUSE MOBILE NETWORK IPS ARE BANNED. BUT THEY RECENTLY BECAME UNBANNED YOU CAN POST ON LTE, 4G, 5G ETCWHO PAYS HIS PHONE BILLS!!!!
I assume he goes to a place with free wifi.Just ask him
>>17516548>2 days walk>went to free wifi to shitpost daily in the pastYeah BS. Who pays his phone bills!
>>17516548If this were true he would still post on 4chan. Use your brain. WHO PAYS THE PHONE BILLS!!!
>>17516592>to shitpost daily in the past>in the past>when he was living in a house>>175166021. He is concentrating on the YouTube videos2. Starbucks won’t let you use 4chanUse your brain
>>17516638Butters is based for defending forestanon. Jews and good goys ITT seething over anybody breaking out of the simulation
>>17516602> brain 404
>>17511610This man will never eat ze bugs. Glad to see the forest’s recovered from the fire. Stay based
he's said he works seasonal jobs such as ranch-handing during the summer for money. I know your parents probably pay for your nice Verizon 5g service so you think a phone bill is like $100 per month, but phone bills are not very expensive. if you were to work for a few weeks you can just pre-pay for all 12 months. watch his videos you fucking newfags
>>17516879He probably eats bugs though
>>17516638No he posted from his cabin in the woods you dumb fucking tranny.>>17516840You're also a dumb tranny
>>17516889Sounds like he isn't based at all. I thought he was forging his own path? So it just turns out he is another LARPer who needs society after all?
>>17516939Does this guy ever pretend to be 'forging his own path'? Isn't his thing just 'im going to go live in a hut in the forest'
>>17516939watch his videos or get the fuck off of the board retard
>>17516931No, I don’t think so>>17516939Sounds like you’re a LARPing contrarian coward.
>>17516939This seems like projection
>>17516939Alright anon, that's enough. You need a fap and a nap. Come back when you're refreshed and ungrumpified.
>>17511610this looks cool. what does he read?
>>17516978goddamn look at those melons
>>17517360you are supposed to suppress this pun, anon. you know how many anons before you succeeded in not sinking so low? shame on you.
>>17517379i know i've been weak.i just really like melons.there was a snowstorm yesterday and i'm really eager for summer to arrive so i can grow some delicious canteloupes and seedless watermelons.
>>17517432anon the watermelons will still have those black seeds, no? why must you lie and say they're seedless
>>17516486It's just the same 3 people who hate him and ruin forestanon threads. like this guy for example >>17516450says the same thing everytime. see pic related from a month ago.>>17516592Have you ever been outside and walked through a city? 60% of homeless people have cell phones and forest anon still takes seasonal jobs to make money.>>17516492>POSTING TO 4CHAN IN THE PAST>RECENTLY BECAME UNBANNEDKey words:>Posting in the past>Recently bacame unbannedHoly fuck you are retarded and likely brown.
>>17511610based as always. I wish forest anon all the best.
>>17515766>Shut the fuck up bro that's not even cum, semen doesn't look anything like that when you cook it.>semen doesn't look anything like that when you cook it.>when you cook it.
Seething incels ITT are mad because they're intimidated by the unconscious and carefree sexiness of the forestanon
>>17518083kek the amount of times Pepe made me laugh is unreal
>>17518509hey.. where is the cara delevigne pic?there are some cool ones in Carnival Row s01e03
>>17512283you will not get your schlong wet no matter what you sayconvert to one real pepe and go to horny prison
>>17516889my t-mobile bill is like 50 bucks. if you put 12000 dollars in some bond etf thats around 5% return, you'll get enough to cover that coming in monthly.
>>17513204dont poison him with your retarded "books"
Thanks OP, and bless you Forestanon.