/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.17501686]

Just picked this up free on Kindle Unlimited. What am I in for?

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08TGBGGF8

[Anonymous No.17501759]

>>17501686
Why does he look like the retarded kid from my high school? The kid's name is Wyatt Beech. Why do you look like him John David Card? Do you have the same mental retardation as Wyatt? Also shoutout to any anons that know Wyatt. Wyatt is based and fuck PSPs!

[Anonymous No.17501789]

>>17501759
John David Card is dead, haven't you seen the threads?

[Anonymous No.17501801]

>>17501789
This is a picture he posted of himself. That is not an old man. Fuck off back to /pol/ too faggot. That image you saw was bait. The book has nothing to do with Epstein/Clinton or border sex trafficking. Kys chud

[Anonymous No.17501807]

4chan guide to becoming a detested shill "author"

>spend 1 day writing the book
>spend 30 minutes in MS paint making the cover
>spend remaining waking hours of the day posting it on /lit/

[Anonymous No.17501816]

>>17501807
Card (pbuh) talks to us from beyond the grave

[Anonymous No.17501818]

>>17501759
it's baffling that this guy is non-white, yet adopted a WHITE pen name. like is he fucking moronic? you would have an INFINITELY higher chance getting noticed/published as a Native author nowadays than a white guy.

[Anonymous No.17501834]

>>17501807
This. Fuck off John David Card

[Anonymous No.17501839]

>>17501818
That is his real name. He has claimed he is superior to F. Gardner because he publishes under his full legal name.

[Anonymous No.17501856]

>>17501839
>He has claimed he is superior to F. Gardne
no, everyone who writes a book in an afternoon and spends the rest of the year shilling it on /lit/ is equally detestable. worst part of none of you ask for any feedback, so you put out these unreadable books with kindergarten covers and say "hello world i've arrived."

take some fucking pride in your work. don't you have any shame?

[Anonymous No.17501859]

>>17501801
nah mate, he's dead.
Plus, you've got to be over 18 to post on /lit/, mate.

[Anonymous No.17501887]

>>17501801
>chud

[Anonymous No.17501898]

>>17501859
>home board is /pol/
>you've got to be 18 to post here
Pick one chudcel.

[Anonymous No.17501930]

>>17501898
mate, I don't know what you've got against pol, cuz I've never been there, but he' alive, mate.

[Anonymous No.17501963]

>>17501930
>but he' alive
So we agree then?

[Anonymous No.17501968]

>>17501963
just a typo, mate, he dead, haven't you seen the threads?

[Anonymous No.17501979]

>>17501968
yes, i've seen your threads

[Anonymous No.17501981]

>>17501968
Explain this thread chud
>>/lit/thread/S17459170#p17460249

[Anonymous No.17502021]

>>17501981
He died not so long ago.
>>17501979
How are those threads going to be my threads, mate? I'll tell you how they are not: they are not.

[Anonymous No.17502025]

>>17502021
yes, they aren't your threads, and f gardner's threads are filled to the brim with real people who are real fans. indeed the grass has turned blue and down has become up

[Anonymous No.17502035]

>>17502025
lol, mate, what are you talkig about? "the grass has turned blue and down has become up" what does that even meaaaaaan??? mate, they are not my threads, the guy died a while ago, I don't know what else to say.

[Anonymous No.17502045]

>>17502021
According to you CHUD he died on January 20, 2021. That thread is from February 4, 2021 you stupid INCEL
CHUD

[Anonymous No.17502047]

>>17502035
if you're having fun right now it's only at your own expense

[Anonymous No.17502049]

>>17502047
refer to >>17502045

[Anonymous No.17502058]

>>17502045
mate, sometimes the date of the death is not well registered. Mate, I get minge, I'm no incel like he lot of you. He's dead, and his book is pretty good (they are not my threads, mate, trust me. Plus I'm no incel and chut)