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>Israelites BLESSED
>Iranians BLESSED
>Scythians BLESSED
>Greeks BLESSED
>Egyptians CURSED
>Africans CURSED
>Canaanites REALLY CURSED
>Norf Canaanites OK
>Babylonians SUCK but are useful and also BLESSED
>Arabs told to FUCK OFF
>Asians NOT EVEN MENTIONED
Starting to think this thing’s a little biased.

>> No.17482650

It’s like the weird autistic kid in the family of national origin myths.

>> No.17482706

>>17482591
>God says to ally with the Babylonians, if you oppose the Babylonians God will DESTROY you
>Oh no the Babylonians destroyed us, they're evil, God will punish them
This shit is retarded

>> No.17482720

>>17482591
>Our God is your God too, but he has chosen us
Judaism is the kid on the playground who tries to win every round of rock-paper-scissors by introducing 'tractor' or 'dynamite'

>> No.17482768

I like the story with Lot and his daughters

>> No.17482783

>>17482591
>>/17480698/

>> No.17482790

>>17482591
>>17482783
that's what i get for phone posting.
>>17480698

>> No.17484144

>>17482768
based and high-test

>> No.17485913

it's basically the israeli national epic

>> No.17485954

>>17482720
Look, we didn't tell him or ask him to choose us. Just gotta roll with the punches.