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[Anonymous No.17464211]

Suicide note. Write it now

[Anonymous No.17464222]

>>17464211
I tried.

[Anonymous No.17464225]

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, want to pull up tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I want to get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes (me so horny)
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you want to get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupie
I've seen her dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas (yeah) Fellas (yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (hell yeah)
Tell 'em to shake it (shake it) shake it (shake it)
Shake that healthy butt
Baby got back (L.A. fits with the Oakland booty)

[Anonymous No.17464227]

>>17464222

Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren’t lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.

[Anonymous No.17464230]

>>17464225
That's no reason to kill yourself, anon.

[Anonymous No.17464236]

>>17464227
beautiful

[Anonymous No.17464260]

Ich bin aus.

[Anonymous No.17464263]

my suicide note will just be a mirror

[Anonymous No.17464267]

So many girls in here, where do I begin?
I seen this one, I'm 'bout to go in
Then she said, I'm here with my friends
She got me thinking and that's when I said
Where dem girls at, girls at?
Where dem girls at, girls at?
Where dem girls at, girls at?
So go get them, we can all be friends
Hey, bring it on baby, all your friends
You're the shit and I love that body
You wanna ball, let's mix it, I swear you're good, I wont tell nobody
You got a BFF, I wanna see that girl, it's all women invited
Hair do's and nails, that Louis, Chanel all up in the party
President's in my wallet, no rules I'm bout it
Blow the whistle for the hotties
I got it, shawty, it's never too much, can't be doing too much
Ten to one of me, I can handle that love
Outta of my reach, we can all get buzz
Holla 'cause I'm free, no matter it's no rush
So many boys in here, where do I begin?
I seen this one, I'm bout to go in
Then he said, I'm here with my friends
He got me thinking and that's when I said
Where dem girls at, girls at?
Where dem girls at, girls at?
Where dem girls at, girls at?
So go get them, we can all be friends
Peebe, peebe, who's people barkin'
Two years ago I renewed my license
Anyway why'd I start my verse like that
'Cause I can do it, you can suck on a ballsack
No, no I don't endorse that, pause that, abort that
Just the other day mi go London, saw that, kids down the street
Paparazzi, all that
Hey hey what can I say?
Day day day da-day day
Coming through the club all the girls in the back of me
This ain't football why the fuck they tryna tackle me?
Really, I pick dude at the bar like really
Looking like he wanna good time like really
Said he had a friend for my home girl Lilly Lilly, Lilly, Lilly
So many girls in here where do I begin
I see this one, I'm 'bout to go in
Than she said I'm here with my friends
She got me thinking, and that's when I said
Where them girls at, girls at?
Where them girls at, girls at?
Where them girls at, girls at?
So go get them, we can all be friends
Where my girls at uh, hm, uh
Yo, where my girls tryna get to jumpin', jumpin', jumpin'
So many girls in here, where do I begin?
I seen this one, I'm 'bout to go in
Then she said, I'm here with my friends
She got me thinking and that's when I said
Where them girls at, girls at?
Where them girls at, girls at?
Where them girls at, girls at?
So go get them, we can all be friends

[Anonymous No.17464377]

compress my ashes into a diamond and make a buttplug out of it, send it to my highschool crush

[Anonymous No.17464646]

>>17464227
>Guns aren't lawful
Where the hell do you live?

[Anonymous No.17464662]

“fuck this shit.
adios amihos, see you in the big cabo wabo.”

[Anonymous No.17464941]

Nigger Jannie, earner of no money,
discover my body:
Pleure ce gâchis!
Nevertheless, never to rest,
clean up the mess
of the poster of cunny.

[Anonymous No.17464997]

>>17464211
Every word creates further confusion.
I was a faggot.

[Anonymous No.17465009]

>>17464211
I've written many. I think if I did it again:

"Thank fuck it's over."

[Anonymous No.17465036]

I'll be back.

[Anonymous No.17465040]

>>17464211
Well, show me the way
To the next whiskey bar
Oh, don't ask why
Oh, don't ask why

Show me the way
To the next whiskey bar
Oh, don't ask why
Oh, don't ask why

For if we don't find
The next whiskey bar
I tell you we must die
I tell you we must die
I tell you, I tell you
I tell you we must die


Oh, Moon of Alabama
We now must say goodbye
We've lost our good old mama
And must have whiskey, oh, you know why

Oh, Moon of Alabama
We now must say goodbye
We've lost our good old mama
And must have whiskey, oh, you know why

Well, show me the way
To the next little girl
Oh, don't ask why
Oh, don't ask why

Show me the way
To the next little girl
Oh, don't ask why
Oh, don't ask why

For if we don't find
The next little girl
I tell you we must die
I tell you we must die
I tell you, I tell you
I tell you we must die

Oh, Moon of Alabama
We now must say goodbye
We've lost our good old mama
And must have whiskey, oh, you know why

[Anonymous No.17465041]

Two types of people move to Wyoming: retirees who made it big in life, and the suicidal who hadn't. Seeing as how my bank account had all but $60.92 in it, I certainly wasn't the former.

[Anonymous No.17465098]

you're welcome

[Anonymous No.17465142]

>>17464211
"Yee boi"

[Anonymous No.17465278]

You will suffer tremendously. On the other side of the mirror, drenched in the cauldron of evil, your burnt skin will reveal putrid flesh starving parasites will feast on. Torturous years will ensue and your desperate prayers will go unheard. Then, when we finally meet again, surrounded by bright, red flames, I will smile with contempt as I watch you be condemned to an eternity of agonizing pain

[Anonymous No.17465320]

I HEAR THE VOICE OF HEGEL IN MY HEAD PLEASE MAKE IT STOP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.17465349]

Follow me!

[Anonymous No.17466107]

are you fucking sorry now?

[Anonymous No.17466573]

"cope harder"
written on the left bottom corner of the page

[Anonymous No.17466624]

>>17464211
N

[Anonymous No.17466687]

>>17464211
Returned to sender.

[Anonymous No.17466818]

My final day here,
Waves reflecting soft moonlight,
It is beautiful.

[Anonymous No.17466841]

I'm sorry for your loss

[Anonymous No.17466851]

Living is gay
And you are gay

- anon 2021

[Anonymous No.17466912]

>>17464227
most of these arent a problem when i'm off

[Anonymous No.17467034]

>>17464211
If you’re reading this it’s too late, I became a billionaire and I know reside in an island in the pacific with my nigga Jeffrey Epstein, where I fuck 100 bitches everyday and sacrifice them to Moloch in my temple.

[Anonymous No.17467196]

>>17464211
WE LIT

[Anonymous No.17467225]

For sale: my shoes; Heavily worn.

[Anonymous No.17467235]

The last one I posted on here got shit on.
I'm not so depressed anymore anyways

[Anonymous No.17467259]

>>17467225
For sale: White Privilege Card. Mint Condition, never used.

[Anonymous No.17467267]

im not gonna leave a note. just today i started to lean more towards hanging myself instead of shooting myself because it won't make as much of a mess. But i still need to find a way for somebody to discover my body. Cant have it just rotting for a month before the neighbors smell it.

[Anonymous No.17467315]

i bequeath to my wife's son my mint collection of funko pops

[Anonymous No.17467570]

>>17464211
To mom: it's not your fault.
To everyone else: it is.
Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.17467642]

No fuck you I'm not coming in on Saturday.

[Anonymous No.17467694]

>>17464211
i just hope i’m reincarnated as the yeast in your mother's crotch.

[Anonymous No.17468061]

>>17464211
Crito, we owe a cock to Asklepios - Pay it and do not neglect it

[Anonymous No.17468070]

>>17464211
Yeah I'm dead, who gives a shit?

[Anonymous No.17468285]

>>17464211
i'm dead lol. killed myself haha bye

[Anonymous No.17468300]

I will reincarnate as an elephant and kill every woman i find for denying me sex in this life

[Anonymous No.17468309]

>>17464211
hopefully I get more pussy in the next cycle of the big bang

[Anonymous No.17468560]

>>17464211
See y'all niggas in the next one, peace.

[Anonymous No.17468571]

>>17464211
niggers tongue my anus

[Anonymous No.17469582]

4chan made me do it for the lulz

[Anonymous No.17469772]

>>17464211
see u in hell homos lmao

[Anonymous No.17469780]

>>17469772
Lmao

[Anonymous No.17469783]

>>17464211
For sale: condoms, never worn.

[Anonymous No.17469789]

>>17469783
The greatest tragedy told, in such few words..

[Anonymous No.17469800]

>>17464260
raus*
Anon, people are going to think you couldn't even master German with a note like that

[Anonymous No.17469805]

Why aren't catboys real? I'm going to go look for them.

[Anonymous No.17469808]

Top Score

[Anonymous No.17469809]

Not home now. Have gone to kill self. Please try back door.

[Anonymous No.17469810]

>>17464211
Mein Leben:

Es war nie mehr als Wahn und Hall,
Jetzt endet es mit einem Knall.

[Anonymous No.17470239]

>>17464211
When I die, fuck it, I wanna go to hell
'Cause I'm a piece of shit, it ain't hard to fuckin' tell
It don't make sense, goin' to heaven with the goodie-goodies
Dressed in white, I like black Timbs and black hoodies
God'll prob'ly have me on some real strict shit
No sleepin' all day, no gettin' my dick licked
Hangin' with the goodie-goodies, loungin' in paradise
Fuck that shit, I wanna tote guns and shoot dice
All my life I been considered as the worst
Lyin' to my mother, even stealin' out her purse
Crime after crime, from drugs to extortion
I know my mother wish she got a fuckin' abortion
She don't even love me like she did when I was younger
Suckin' on her chest just to stop my fuckin' hunger
I wonder, if I died, would tears come to her eyes?
Forgive me for my disrespect, forgive me for my lies
My baby mother's eight months, her little sister's two
Who's to blame for both of them?
I swear to God I want to just slit my wrists and end this bullshit
Throw the Magnum to my head, threaten to pull shit
And squeeze until the bed's completely red
I'm glad I'm dead, a worthless fuckin' buddha head
The stress is buildin' up, I can't— I can't believe
Suicide's on my fuckin' mind, I wanna leave
I swear to God I feel like death is fuckin' callin' me
But nah, you wouldn't understand
You see it's kinda like the crack did to Pookie in New Jack
Except when I cross over, there ain't no comin' back
Should I die on the train track like Ramo in Beat Street
People at the funeral frontin' like they miss me
My baby mama kiss me, but she glad I'm gone
She know me and her sister had somethin' goin' on
I reach my peak, I can't speak
Call my nigga Chic, tell him that my will is weak
I'm sick of niggas lyin', I'm sick of bitches hawkin'
Matter of fact, I'm sick of talkin'

[Anonymous No.17470775]

>>17464211
pretty mediocre, but here goes:
Of living life I truly tire,
All I need is a rusty knife.
Ropes may break, and guns misfire;
Now you've got one less mouth to feed.
With love, your son.

[Anonymous No.17470907]

>>17464211
SNK 3232871

[Anonymous No.17471068]

>>17464211
I am litteraly shaking rn. I just cant. I am having a breakdwon! You hear me! I will end it all because of you.

[Anonymous No.17471527]

>>17464211
I know, I know I've let you down
I've been a fool to myself
I thought that I could
live for no one else

But now through all the hurt and pain
Its time for me to respect
the ones you love
mean more than anything.

So with sadness in my heart
I feel the best thing I could do
is end it all
and leave forever
whats done is done, it feels so bad
what once was happy now is sad
I'll never love again
my world is ending

I wish that I could turn back time
'cause now the guilt is all mine
can't live without the trust from those you love.
I know we can't forget the past
you can't forget love and pride
because of that it's killing me inside

It all returns to nothing, it all comes
tumbling down, tumbling down,
tumbling down,
it all returns to nothing, I just keep
letting me down, letting me down,
letting me down,
in my heart of hearts,
I know that I could never love again
I've lost everything
everything, everything
that matters to me,
matters in this world

I wish that I could turn back time
'cause now all the guilt is mine
can't live without
the trust from those you love
I know we can't forget the past
we can't forget love and pride
because of that, its killing me inside

It all returns to nothing, it all comes
tumbling down, tumbling down,
tumbling down
it all returns to nothing, I just keep
letting me down, letting me down,
letting me down
It all returns to nothing, it all comes
tumbling down, tumbling down,
tumbling down
it all returns to nothing, I just keep
letting me down, letting me down,
letting me down

[Anonymous No.17471534]

>>17464211
“In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth.”