/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.17425539]

So, now that the dust has finally settled...who really won?

https://youtu.be/56R3hU-fWZY

[Anonymous No.17425656]

Poe

[Anonymous No.17425760]

>>17425539
how is ERBOH still going?

[Anonymous No.17425815]

>>17425539
EPIC RAP BATTES OF incel LITERATURE
ELLIOT RODGER
VERSUS!
SCHOPENHAAAUUUUUUUUEEEEEEERRR
BEGIN!

Elliot:
>Can't dodge the rodge
>Afterwards, you'll be living in a pod
>Isla Vita
>Barba Rossa
>Every Stacey and Veronika
>They couldn't stand up to me
>But can you, Schoppy?
>You only wrote on women once
>I made a manifesto and a shooting
>You barely ressorted to violence
>While I was out there destroying
>All you did was push one down the stairs, Schoppy
>But I murdered 2 insufferable roasties!
>Chinks all fear me
>Not even Hegel fears you, Schoppy
>Call him a hack all you want
>He'll still be your worst concurrent
>In my representation of the world
>You're nothing but a mere disabled
>Old man, who simply wrote
>About useless stuff just to cope
>It seems your mother doesn't like to shout
>So she simply threw you out
>Your turn is now coming Schoppy
>I hope afterwards, you could have a drink with me

Schopenhauer:
>Foolish boy, you do not know
>About the power my genius holds
>Did you forget about Die Kunst? I'm always right
>Compared to me, you're a white knight
>Your impure genes truly believe
>You have a single chance beating me?
>You're a pathetic litlle killer
>I inspired many (incel) philosophers
>You're responsible for a school shooting
>I'm responsible for genius thinking
>Realise this, I understood Kant
>Could you possibly do it? You certainly KANT
>My mother was far harsher
>Yours simply considered you a failure
>Your manifesto reminds me of a certain hack
>Because it seems it has been written by a fag
>Der Selbstmord ist schelcht, Jung
>Aber in diesem Fall, ich empfehle hung
>Now that my thesis has been tackled
>Let me show the second part of the world
>You WILL get knocked out
>You WILL lose, there's no doubt
>You WILL lose all your chances
>And we WILL become friends if you survive this

[Anonymous No.17425825]

A NEW CHALLENGER HAS ENTERED THE RING
BUTTERFLYYYYYYYYYYYY!
BEGIN again!:
« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ »:
>Hey, it's me
>Totally not-a-tranny
>I lost my trip
>So I post anime pics
>I make manlets on /lit/ seethe
>And I'll make you two cease
>Your incel rethoric cannot comprehend
>The absolute power of a leftist lesbian
>My Marxist theory
>Against toxic masculinity
>I post threads about literature erotica
>But talking 'bout you, I'll forget the captcha
>I jerk off to mean comments on the board
>You'll jerk off to my beautiful voice
>I've met you virgins before
>First, rip it down to the core
>You're pathetic moids
>No pussy destroys a straight boy
>Cool you killed yourself, rodgers
>Cause you'd have ended up alone like Schopenhauer
>You're gonna end up beaten up, okay?
>So how about you go back to /r9k/?
>It's over, you incels are done over
>And to stop me, no other philosophers...

ANOTHER CHALLENGER HAS ENTERED THE RING (swear it's the last one)
JEAN-JACQUES ROUSSEAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
BEGIN!:
Rouseau:
>You hole doesn't deserve the gift of speaking
>You should be out here educating
>I'm into spanking and weird shit
>But I'll never get low enough for this
>Giving women rights? Please
>You things don't even deserve liberty
>Julie was a whore and so are you
>Women's face are always split in two
>You ain't no lumière if you don't understand
>How weak you are compared to any man
>You shouldn't even be sent to prison
>But abandonned just like my 5 children!
>You don't to make your prayer
>Because no one will be worse than Voltaire
>The fucker wanted me to be executed
>You just need to be persecuted
>Indeed, all you're good for is breed
>And feed your children some milk
>Pauvre femme, te crois-tu réellement
>Egale à mon incroyable talent?
>I made every bourgeois seethe
>While you made anons cringe at their computer screens
>Your name is well picked, you doll
>Because all you are is ephemeral

WHO WON? WHO CRINGED? YOU DECIDE!

[Anonymous No.17425831]

EPIC RAP BATTES OF chad LITERATURE
ALBERT CAMUS
VERSUS!
RSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WALDUN
BEGIN!

Camus:
>Bend over fat ching chong
>I swear this won’t be long!
>you’re a dick sucker
>I’m a big thinker
>you want to be swag, like me
>because you know all the girls like me
>it’s absurd, you say?
>one must imagine you gay
>because you never touched a vagina
>while when I went to China
>I think I made love with you mother
>this is why I wrote the stranger
>it is because I have killed her
>you try to write some books
>you better work on your looks
>because i have a nobel prize
>and you only have almond eyes
>you are like Sissy-phus
>your ass is all that you be giving us
>see that little brunette?
>I lit a cigarette
>And this all I need to fuck her
>au revoir sucker
>you should read the rebel
>to get on my level

RC Waldun:
>ah! you’re funny old man
>but your body is in a can
>and the future is mine
>you want to talk to me? get in line
>I drink even more coffee than Balzac
>In every girl I empty my ball sack
>Jamie Joyce and brother Spear
>are my allies you queer
>I shall call you lil’ Cam
>because you’re a real scam
>and you don’t even have an instagram
>I’m the big star of /lit/
>they say that I’m legit
>and that you’re a hack!
>I’m a chink, but my dick is black
>I do meet up
>while you do pile-up
>my look? It is a learned disguise
>and today it’s your demise
>let me show you the true power of my writing
>this is the end of the fighting
>and because you tried mocking me
>hear my decree
>you will never be
>…
>at l’Académie

WHO WON? WHO CRINGED? YOU DECIDE!

[Anonymous No.17425875]

>>17425539
>philosophy tube threads taken down but epic rap battle thread is fine
jannies = trannys

[Anonymous No.17426345]

>>17425875
Worst thing is that I had written a long reply for that thread and it got deleted before posting it.

[Anonymous No.17426381]

>>17425539
There is no quicker and more conclusive evidence that someone is a brainless NPC than if they see such content as the video in OP and feel anything but contempt and fatigue.

[Anonymous No.17426412]

>>17426381
>I do not like fun

You must be fun at parties

[Anonymous No.17426432]

edgar allan poe was good.... but stephen king kong... he monke

[Anonymous No.17426448]

>>17426381
Also they post r*ddit cliches like "You must be fun at parties"

[Anonymous No.17426478]

>>17426448
>everything is Reddit NPC’s

Now I know you’re no fun at parties

[Anonymous No.17426503]

>>17426345
That's a good thing. Booktube and philosophytube should be autobanned.

[Anonymous No.17426656]

>>17425539
>So, now that the dust has finally settled...who really won?
The gradual decay of our society and culture.
>>17425875
As cringe as this thread is, it is far more relevant to /lit/ than a thread about some trooned-out histrionic sophist parlaying a basic understanding of modern academic “philosophy” into tricking self-loathing alphabeti-spaghetti midwits to believe that generic modern progressivism is nuanced or even revolutionary. ERB at least requires verse writing even if it’s terrible, and it encourages anons to write their own shitty (but still amusing) raps. All that faglosiphy tube threads do is encourage most people to post off-topic memes about trannies, and a few Twitter tourists to seethe that 4chan doesn’t support the mental illnesses they like.

[Anonymous No.17426671]

>>17425875
>jannies do their job for once and take down off-topic threads about irrelevant actual trannies
>you’re the tranny for not wanting that thread
Project harder, or just dilate.

[Anonymous No.17426837]

>>17426412
Do you genuinely find anything about that video humorous, insightful, or intelligent?

[Anonymous No.17426874]

>>17426837
Idk it’s just an entertaining video bro, you don’t need to analyse everything just have fun, switch off that big old brain of yours

[Anonymous No.17426904]

>>17426874
The more time you spend immersed in simple-minded activities, that more difficult it becomes to engage in complex or important ones. Not trying to burst your bubble or be a wet blanket, but dumb entertainment is known to create dumb people. You owe it to your own mind and intellect to not douse it with such nonsense.