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Anonymous Sat Jan 30 23:12:30 2021 No.17422378 [DELETED]

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What's the perfect /lit/ gf for you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 30 23:13:12 2021 No.17422386 >>17422378 Emmie

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 30 23:13:33 2021 No.17422389 >>17422378 someone post the pic and kill the thread with new fags asking "who?" "sauce?", i'm tired of everything desu

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 30 23:13:37 2021 No.17422392 legit occult gf (not just omg ima Leo UwU) but they're all insane so it's hard

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 30 23:16:31 2021 No.17422408 >>17422378 I'll take anything with a hole to be honest.

Anonymous Sat Jan 30 23:18:57 2021 No.17422418

>>17422408
Imagine flirting with a pinony tranny, getting "nude" pics of "her" "breasts" and sending pics of your hard, throbbing cock. Then, months down the line, she sends some casual stuff of "her"self, and you instead of the usual, worked on pictures you get a candid shot and a undeniable three day stubble. Pretty fucking gay mate.
I hate myself.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 30 23:20:51 2021 No.17422428 >>17422378 I don't have one, and I don't bother imagining such things.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 30 23:21:34 2021 No.17422436 I would love to have a gf who shared an interest in literature and would talk about books with me. Fuck this made me feel lonely, thank you op

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 30 23:23:22 2021 No.17422443 >>17422378 the cute Mexican girl at my Church Bible study meetings.

>>	࿇ C Œ M G E N V S ࿇ !KNDYSEULU. Sat Jan 30 23:24:47 2021 No.17422453 File: 3.50 MB, 2039x1260, ANNYAYANAMI DARC.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 30 23:27:50 2021 No.17422480 File: 442 KB, 1357x940, 615e81bbf518be78cbe2f2eb394f058e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17422378 pbd but she's not a leftoid and doesn't read exclusively garbage and we have 2 or 3 children and live a happy life

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 30 23:28:22 2021 No.17422484 If she's never read Hegel, she is not worthy of my presence or essence.

Anonymous Sat Jan 30 23:30:24 2021 No.17422501
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>>17422378
Please God, let me meet her. All I want to is to find that perfect girl I know exists. She’s sweet and shy and my age and likes all the things I do, perhaps even is on this site itself. The girl who won’t secretly think I’m a loser, the girl I can cuddle with even if only possible online and spent nights talking to and laughing and sharing happiness. Someone who can reciprocate the love I put in, the girl who I can make feel safe and secure unconditionally and can fill this gaping, empty void in my heart.Please, just let me find this person. I’ll change everything about me if that’s what it takes Please, I just can’t take the loneliness anymore.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 30 23:32:35 2021 No.17422512 >>17422501 She doesn't exist, don't waste your life searching for her. If you want to be married you have to find someone pleasantly tolerable and loyal with whom to settle. "The perfect girl' does NOT exist.

Anonymous Sat Jan 30 23:35:19 2021 No.17422529

>>17422443
you have to tell her you'd like to court her first. put it as simply as possible and be prepared to walk away, even if it means to leave the study meeting altogether. you can be open about all of this with your pastor, and give your reasoning forthwith.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 30 23:36:21 2021 No.17422532 >>17422529 >thinking church girls date any differently than the average girl lol if he's a beta simp she'll just avoid him, simple as

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 30 23:37:37 2021 No.17422542 >>17422532 you have to take your chance even if you're a cornball.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 30 23:38:27 2021 No.17422549 >>17422542 Good advise, but dont be thinskinned or youll be fucked

Anonymous Sat Jan 30 23:38:43 2021 No.17422551
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>>17422378
A female clone of myself, all the girls I’ve dated had shit taste in literature and the only girls I know who have good taste are either not my type physically (too sticc, not enough thicc) or related to me, so a clone would be the only viable option (incest ok if it’s myself).
>>17422501
https://youtu.be/zWUWoJG3rT4

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 30 23:41:43 2021 No.17422571 a cute boy who is interested in literature and philosophy and will let me teach him what I know and enable us to learn together

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 30 23:42:26 2021 No.17422572 >>17422571 you can't have my bf, anon

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 30 23:46:13 2021 No.17422590 >>17422378

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 30 23:48:06 2021 No.17422598 >>17422378 I'm so in love with her https://youtu.be/IC1wllIIlsA

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 30 23:49:22 2021 No.17422606 >>17422571 You want to chat?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 30 23:50:04 2021 No.17422610 >>17422598 miss

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 30 23:50:58 2021 No.17422613 File: 566 KB, 630x630, khemmis.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] swooooon CITY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdRZdswipYI

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 30 23:51:50 2021 No.17422615 File: 101 KB, 1080x1080, 75214665_122335238909742_8066323347628764971_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17422378 Too bad she's almost 30 and a huge pleb.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 30 23:52:12 2021 No.17422619 >>17422378 The queen who baited people for 70 comments about how race isn't real. What a legend.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 30 23:54:12 2021 No.17422625 >>17422501 All men who sincerely think and feel this way ought to be publicly executed. It's utterly pathetic.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 30 23:56:11 2021 No.17422635 >>17422625 this unironically

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 30 23:57:00 2021 No.17422637 >>17422625 Subscribed

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 30 23:58:26 2021 No.17422646 Storiesforcoffe.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 31 00:00:32 2021 No.17422655 >>17422625 this send the simps and incels to war. eugenic policy. the best and worthy can prove themselves in battle to toughen up, the weak perish like nature intended. liberalism prevents the natural hygiene from taking course

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 31 00:04:51 2021 No.17422672 >>17422655 True. But you will be fucked along with us other worthless cannonfodder

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 31 00:06:24 2021 No.17422679 >>17422655 they should be allowed to commit seppuku as an alternative

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 31 00:13:51 2021 No.17422710 >>17422453 >BAR BAR BAR That's your language, barbarian.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 31 00:33:46 2021 No.17422800 This looks exactly like my sister, who the heck is this?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 31 00:34:17 2021 No.17422804 >>17422800 It's your sister.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 31 00:36:35 2021 No.17422811 It's important that whenever she looks at me she looks vaguely disappointed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 31 00:36:39 2021 No.17422812 >>17422501 I hope you find her anon :D

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 31 00:37:37 2021 No.17422816 File: 192 KB, 600x600, picrew.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17422811 Forgot the pic

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 31 00:39:01 2021 No.17422823 File: 85 KB, 600x600, 137904_QWBMLPJC.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17422378 My dark academia twink. He is called Agathon.

Anonymous Sun Jan 31 00:40:13 2021 No.17422831

>>17422529
thanks for the advice, anon.
>pastor
It'd be the Deacon or one of the two priests since they often swap out the role of leading the Bible study sessions. I'll probably talk to the the Philipino priest because he leads the Spanish language Mass.

Anonymous Sun Jan 31 00:41:56 2021 No.17422838

>>17422804
Me n this lady fucked like 20 times and i always wore condoms. Somehow she just filled up wit splooge and it forced its way into her vajeen so now i'm bout to be a dad with child support when this bicth drank the nut out the 20 condoms??? Fuck no. Tell her im not fucking paying it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 31 00:43:39 2021 No.17422846 >>17422838 You could have written this in answer to anyone's post. I wish you wouldn't have picked mine.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 31 00:49:07 2021 No.17422870 >>17422846 Shit post/thread anyways

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