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17407908 No.17407908 [Reply] [Original]

>Be me, Plato.
>Sexy Socrates come over and slaps my ass.
>'See you after dinner, paîs erastḗs'.
>Curse you Socrates, you vile pederast! I swear on my name, I will steal your ideas and use you as a mouthpiece. I will have revenge!

>> No.17407916

>>17407908
please be a man

>> No.17407917

there is something inherently funny about gay sex
the fact that one of the most important thinkers of all time way gay and you don't even need to joke about it makes it all the less bizarre

>> No.17407928
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17407928

>Be me, Stirner.
>Shit myself in the woods after being faced down by a colossal Grizzly Bear.
>Go home defeated and shity.
>At least I'm not Plato. Imagine getting fiddled by Socrates.

>> No.17407953
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17407953

I hate you Socrates!
Why did you defile that sweet sweet Plato?
Could you leave his boy pussy alone.

>> No.17408015
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17408015

Come back to bed Plato, I must teach you that sexual desire is the first step towards righteousness.