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[Anonymous No.17407018]

If orangutans could read and write, what would they write about?

[Anonymous No.17407024]

>>17407018
monke business

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>>17407018
Zoos bad

[Anonymous No.17407315]

>>17407018
bananas and how confusing and scary the humans way of life and tools are.

[Anonymous No.17407319]

proceed to humen

[Anonymous No.17407322]

Stirner shit himself in the woods /lit/, a colossal Grizzly Bear charged at him and he froze where he stood. Sweat rolled down his "gotcha" shaped brow, and then dripped onto his leather, moleskin Boots. He quickly imagined scenarios where the bear would just run past him or false charge him only for it to just dissappear into the thicket. He wrote about the matter in a letter to his friend, Samuel Brook: "I was trembling with the utmost fear, my mind picturing images of my childhood that came like a visceral tidal wave, in a fraction of a second"

SPOOKED
TREMBLING
ABSOLUTE SHAMBLES
nice one /lit/

[Anonymous No.17407330]

They would probably write something like OOOOOHOOOOHAAAAHAAAAH MUFUGGA WHERE MUH BANANA AT

[Anonymous No.17407334]

>>17407018
Philosophy, especially their view of humans and how religion and money changed the world.

[Anonymous No.17407337]

female orangutans having affairs with handsome young orangutans

[Anonymous No.17407339]

If orangutans could write, we would probably not understand them.

[Anonymous No.17407340]

>The human children continue to mock me
>Their faces all blurr together, contorted in spiteful joy
>Their mothers and fathers encourage it, looking on with pride at the callousness of their offspring
>Construction on the wormhole stabilization matrix continues as planned
>Soon we will all return to the faelands.

[Anonymous No.17407347]

return to fish

[Anonymous No.17407350]

>>17407339
You’re wrong, we would understand them and just be horribly disappointed by the existential dread they suffer along with us

[Anonymous No.17407355]

>>17407018
Detective story where the twist is that the killer is human.

[Anonymous No.17407356]

>>17407018
>>17407337
>>17407339
>not calling them pongos
Back to >>>/an/

[Anonymous No.17407387]

>>17407018
about how much simpler and better Orangutan life was before they learnt to read and write.

[Anonymous No.17407407]

>>17407018
hamlet

[Anonymous No.17407413]

>>17407018
Me imma fuck that bitch in heat right now. Me imma go swing from trees and scream wildly. Then imma go catch a squirrel and eat it.

[Anonymous No.17407462]

>>17407355
kek. it's amazing how at least two separate times I've spoken to people that have claimed to have read Poe, I'll mention murder of the rue morgue and not once does the fucking orangutan come up. You'd think if you'd actually read it, you'd mention that.

[Anonymous No.17407473]

Smarter human less human
Orangutans smart, someday less orangutan?
Worry

[Anonymous No.17407490]

>>17407473
i hate monkey so much, i hate when they go into ragemode, god i hate monkeys
i like curious george books though.

[Anonymous No.17407551]

>>17407490
Monke get angry monke shout
Hunam get anrgy, drag to bad corner
Hunam not able be hunam
That not sad?

[Monke No.17407567]

>>17407018
>be me
>monke
>climb tree
>tree big, food much
>like food
>eat
>feel good
>eat more
>feel good
>monke sleep
>monke wake up
>tfw monke boner
>want fuck
>look tree
>female on tree
>I approach
>she sleep
>I go close
>monke fuck.jpg
>monke cumm
>feel good
>she woke
>female angry
>I run
>go taller tree
>sleep on tree
Just a typical monke day anon

[Anonymous No.17407569]

>>17407551
God bless you, Anon

[Anonymous No.17407580]

>>17407473
Today, orangutan is
Yesterday, orangutan was different.
Is orangutan still orangutan?

[Anonymous No.17407588]

you would hardly be able to tell the difference from most people

[Anonymous No.17407601]

>>17407580
Yes
Orangutan see son daughter, die see son daughter
Hunam see son daughter, then son turn daughter and daughter turn son
Orangutan certain, hunam uncertain

[Anonymous No.17407607]

monke immitate human
human immitate monke
we are all monke

[Anonymous No.17407635]

>>17407462
Have you ever read Man with the Goatskin by Maurice Leblanc? It's a bit of a laugh at expense of people like the ones you mention.

[Anonymous No.17407646]

if forest floor decompose 4 proboscis monke per day, how tiger eat 6000 proboscis monke in 6 year???

something not add up, me think proboscis monke make orangutan feel pity so orangutan give him tree top

orangutan not fall for it

[Anonymous No.17407676]

bonan

[Anonymous No.17407713]

I wish I had bigger flanges.

[Anonymous No.17407732]

>>17407018
>if gibbons could read and write, what would they write about?

[Anonymous No.17407803]

>>17407018
They can, they simply choose not to.

[Anonymous No.17407850]

>>17407337
do orangutans have harems like gorillas?

also 4chan just told me i was banned for using a proxy in 2017, wtf is this? Is it just an old ban on whatever my ip switched to?

[Anonymous No.17407964]

>>17407850
No, they are mostly monogamous for a few months at a time but some of them choose to roam around and rape instead.

[Anonymous No.17408735]

>>17407018
Haikus about the jungle

[Anonymous No.17408831]

>>17407337
Most young pongos are rapists, so no
>The orang-utan is unique among apes in having an unusually long male developmental period and two distinct adult male morphs (flanged and unflanged), which generally, but not exclusively, employ different reproductive strategies (call-and-wait vs. sneak-and-rape). Both morphs have recently been shown to have roughly similar levels of reproductive success in the one site where such a study has been conducted. This is in stark contrast to the unimale polygynous gorilla, in which dominant males sire almost all infants. Despite this, evidence on sexual dimorphism, life history, diet, and socioecology of extant and extinct apes, as well as the ontogeny, reproductive morphology, and physiology of extant apes, all indicate that the orang-utan's present-day mating system most likely evolved from a gorilla-like base, with one dominant male guarding a harem of females. The available evidence indicates that, due chiefly to the likely onset of the El Niño Southern Oscillation (generally regarded as the trigger for mast fruiting in dipterocarps) approximately 3-5Ma, southeast Asian forests would have begun to experience longer and more severe periods of low food availability. This change in food availability would have meant that full-time gregariousness was no longer energetically tolerable and, as a result, females dispersed more widely in search of food and adult/flanged males were no longer able to effectively guard a harem of females. A niche for a quiet, quick, opportunistic "sexual predator" (i.e., the unflanged male) then became available. This finding implies that, despite being anatomically quite chimpanzee-like, the ancestral hominoid probably had a social and mating system more similar to the gorilla than any other living ape.

[Anonymous No.17408842]

>>17407034
zoo good!
me like free banana.

[Anonymous No.17408852]

>>17408831
They are the most alike to humans in that sense.

[Anonymous No.17408860]

>>17408831
quiet, quick, opportunistic all sound like positive traits to me

[Anonymous No.17408863]

>>17408831
that 'tang rapist looks like asmongold

[Anonymous No.17409406]

>>17407646
kek