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Anonymous Thu, Jan 28, 2021 08:51:55 No.17401035 [Reply] [Original]

>Moves Tolkien books away from "Fiction" to the "History" section of the library

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 28, 2021 08:54:32 No.17401041 File: 23 KB, 288x332, soy250.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >moves religious texts to "fiction" section

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 28, 2021 08:55:35 No.17401047 File: 117 KB, 1245x1200, gigachad MAN.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17401041 >Moves the Q'uraani to the "Politics" section

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 28, 2021 08:57:39 No.17401052 File: 96 KB, 459x606, 388C12FB00000578-3795779-Roger_is_loved_around_the_world_and_is_famous_for_his_ripped_phy-a-9_1474248043242.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >throws all books about China onto a bonfire and lights it

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 28, 2021 08:59:51 No.17401061 >>17401052 >Moves all books about Finland to the Science-Fiction shelf

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 28, 2021 09:02:27 No.17401071 >>17401061 >recess about to end >walk to class early >only one standing there at the door >cute finnish exchange student show up after me >asks what i'm doing on the weekend >say 'n-nothing i guess' >calls me boring

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 28, 2021 09:06:22 No.17401081 >>17401071 Well, was she wrong?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 28, 2021 09:30:31 No.17401159 File: 82 KB, 728x971, 1593681887944.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17401081 no

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 28, 2021 09:36:16 No.17401182 >>17401159 You're like me then. Well, apart from the "ever talking to girls" part.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 28, 2021 09:38:41 No.17401193 >>17401182 oh don't worry, i haven't talked to a girl since high school, and even then it was an anomaly

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 28, 2021 09:40:14 No.17401199 >>17401035 I keep LotR, the Odyssey, and the Bible side by side on my shelf

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 28, 2021 09:40:42 No.17401200 File: 56 KB, 1068x601, gigachad.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >sexually molests the librarian

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 28, 2021 09:55:02 No.17401262 >>17401200 Not cool anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 28, 2021 09:56:15 No.17401267 >>17401041 This is unironically based though.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 28, 2021 10:00:18 No.17401287 >>17401267 How is it based? Seems like something a fedora tipping, Richard Dawkins-reading atheist would do.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 28, 2021 10:37:40 No.17401492 >>17401193 your mother/sister doesn't count, you live in the same house ffs

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 28, 2021 10:46:55 No.17401545 >>17401052 >turns all books about Australia upside down

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 28, 2021 11:06:24 No.17401686 >>17401267 2010 reddit atheist cringe

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 28, 2021 11:07:26 No.17401694 >>17401200 based

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 28, 2021 11:20:06 No.17401784 >>17401267 go back to r/atheism

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 28, 2021 13:44:03 No.17402728 >>17401267 since the term "based" has be co-opted by the left, you are technically right

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 28, 2021 13:51:09 No.17402770 File: 166 KB, 1024x745, 1611700528549m.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Moves the Hitler biographies to the Children's section

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 28, 2021 14:20:34 No.17402923 File: 107 KB, 533x800, 1555712471440.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17402770 >Moves Mein Kampf to the Sports section

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 28, 2021 14:36:34 No.17403011 File: 138 KB, 643x738, 1491394900_Vault-boy12.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >puts a bunch of dating ads in the romance section

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 28, 2021 15:38:56 No.17403374 I rub my dick all over books and sell them on Amazon

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 28, 2021 15:44:15 No.17403397 >>17403374 Tbf I'd buy them at a higher price if I knew you did this while convincingly dressed as a girl

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 28, 2021 16:15:46 No.17403577 >>17401052 >>17401061 >>17401071 >>17403374 cringe >>17401200 >>17402770 based