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Why doesn't /lit/ just get a bookworm gf?

>> No.17395486

>>17395473
Not that simple, anon. And the idea of a relationship doesn't seem that appealing considering my current situation.

>> No.17395489

>>17395473
why would I support an unemployed roastie?
no thanks

>> No.17395493

>>17395486
What is your current situation?

>> No.17395507

>>17395473
a book consumer gf?
I want an artist (specializing in water based wood block printing) girlfriend
at least then there's some discussion to be had
then we wan paint a canvas with our bodies

>> No.17395510

>>17395493
Undefined. So a relationship is the last thing I would want right now.

>> No.17395521

>>17395489
Is that all women are to you, Butterfly, just a money fountain and a warm hole? Jesus.

>> No.17395522

>>17395510
As long as your dick is defined you need nothing more

>> No.17395523

>>17395473
Because I like men, and I'm too busy reading to spend time on a relationship anyway.

>> No.17395525

>>17395473
Because I want a bf

>> No.17395526

>>17395473
When it comes down to it, the “bookworm gf” archetype is more about aesthetic than function. Tumblr-ites enjoy the images of academia, but tend to only have superficial connections to the things they proclaim to be enthusiastic about.

>> No.17395529

>>17395473
I am a 21st Century Schizoid Man.

>> No.17395530

>>17395473
The only "bookworm" women I've met only read feminist literature or self-help spirituality books.

>> No.17395531

>>17395489
Damn Based butterfly, is this why real butterfly decided to BECOME the unemployed roastie?
>implying he's ever been fucked in his entire life

>> No.17395532

>>17395521
more like a money hole and a dirty smelly vagina

>> No.17395535

>>17395473
because i need an alpha gf to pay my bills while i write my novel

>> No.17395549

>>17395473
I don't look for gfs, girls look for me and I give them the dicking they need. Even autistic virgin cute bookworm girls need a good dicking once In a while.

>> No.17395563

>>17395473
I dont know!
Even if I had a perfect robot wiafu would I like that?
Or would I just fuck it every other day and find all other interaction annoying?

>> No.17395575
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>>17395549
> autistic virgin cute bookworm girls
My dream gf...

>> No.17395655

>>17395575
>(((Abstract Art)))

>> No.17395725

>>17395532
>a dirty smelly vagina

Which is why I love them.

>> No.17395817

When is the last time you had a private irl conversation with a girl approximately your age that wasn't a relative or dating someone close to you?

>> No.17395832

>>17395817
maybe about a year ago

>> No.17395836

>>17395817
>implying relative and dating are mutually exclusive

>> No.17395843

>>17395817
No idea, probably 3 years or something.

>> No.17395874

>>17395473
>not only showing off the tops of her feet but her soles as well
Harlot!

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>>17395817
>tfw it has never happened

>> No.17395946

>>17395817
>tfw no private irl conversation gf

>> No.17395960

>>17395473
my gf paints and is a blue haired nurse, don't worry for me anon

>> No.17395964

>>17395473
I have never met a girl who likes to read real literature

>> No.17396016

Women are vile. They have poison juices inside of them.
Stay pure, anon.
Don’t let them corrupt you with their vile juices.

>> No.17396090

>>17395473
Why do women love to show off their feet yet pretend to find the foot fetish weird?

>> No.17396097

>>17395522
Luckily it is not up to my dick to decide what I'm supposed to do with my life.

>> No.17396110 [DELETED] 

>>17396097
we must find out own feet somewhat gross
sure compliment my quads or calves or the bend of my knee but my feet? Fuck man

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17396181

>>17395817
>3 months earlier talk with some girl
>goin out for coffe / tea
>she really likes to talk with me, and isnt THAT dumb
>on one day she said
>"yea, im finally texting with someone"
>ohok.cool
>start goin less with her on coffes when it ultimately stops
>conversations dropped to hello and how you doin
>she asks me one month later why i dont want to go out with her for tea or talk in general
>mfw
every time lads... i'd rather stick to you fuckos

>> No.17396207

>>17396181
>she expected you to make a move
>you didn't
>she did but not with you
same story, different perspective

>> No.17396213

>>17395473
Females are incompable of true intellect, all they know how to do is Harry Potter, 50 Shades of Grey; Also, their sense of humor sucks ass, they have low grey matter, they can't reach advanced math, they can't process philosophgy, they are terrible at chess, terrible at lifting, terribly amoral. They are self-absorbed, childish, selfish, narcissistic, evil, dictator and monster bootlicker, have no original thoughts, they think too much about sex, everything is about sex to them, and they also want nothing in life but to get plowed by Chad so their only goal is to look hot and attract simps to fund them and go fuck Chad, 99.9+% of them are complete idiots to midwits who only live for fucking Chad, travelling, Tinder and thinking/talking about Chad.

Females are worthless demons

>> No.17396220

>>17396097
>not letting your dick make all of your life's decisions
lol gay

>> No.17396229

>>17396181
thats right anon ill never text with someone
and the only phone calls I get are fake IRS scammers

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17396231

>>17396207
i tried to take her to bar and shit, but she just denied every time and said that she isnt looking for someone right now... i could said that earlier

>> No.17396234

>>17395521
It's not butters newfag.

>> No.17396252

>>17396213
Unironically the depiction a lot of women have of most men. And probably both are projecting. That is the best part of it.

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>>17395473
>my thread on alcoholic literature gets nuked within a few minutes of creation
>this pile of shit completely off-topic thread stays up for over an hour
Holy fuck the jannies on the board are retarded faggots.

>> No.17396285

>>17395473
>Damaging books for a trashy photo shoot
I'll pass, thanks

>> No.17396298

>>17396285
Fucking disgusting girl. You are right, anon. I saw some girl writing some shit in a library book, she was never the same person, never. Couldn't look her and still see the same person. What kind of person does that to books, anon? She seemed ok, but how can you trust a person like that?

>> No.17396324
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17396324

People who use big words are almost exclusively midwits.

>> No.17396340

>>17395817
July 2019. She was into me but I was too autistic to continue by my own admission. She was the only woman close to my age that ever had an interest in what I had to say (older women are much more receptive).

>> No.17396372

>>17396231
well, fair enough. good thing you've tried. there are other fish in the sea.

>> No.17396373

>>17395817
If we're really only counting IRL not over the phone, then it must've been October 2019 when I picked up a girl at college and slept with her in her dorm room. She was a whore though, so I only kissed her and slept in her bed with her.
I've had a girlfriend since then, but it was mostly long distance, we went on four dates that were all in public before she broke up with me.

>> No.17396374

Women shouldn't read. My wife only read The Tunnel after High School. It must have been shit enough to swear off reading forever.

>> No.17396377

>>17396298
I"m probably being crazy, because I never draw things on books. Not even the ones I own. To be fair she did that out of reflex and erased afterwards, so she is probably a nice person and definitely better than myself considering that she is younger than me.

>> No.17396382

>>17396377
But writing on books just fucking triggers me. I just can't help it.

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17396400

>>17396372
yea anon i know, but i was really thinking its goin to be IT this time... oh well, at least i dont need to spend money on some girl, and instead, i can buy my nephew some cool ass toys, and when he grews up im goin to /lit/-pill and /v/-pill at the same time,

>> No.17396425

>>17395529
Born to Post
logic is a fuck
Blend em all 1989
I am 21st Century Schizo Man
410,757,864,530 UNTAKEN MEDS

>> No.17396430

>>17395836
Shitpost faster, I hear banjos

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17396432

>>17395473
I would if I could nigga

>> No.17396449

>>17395817
just a little over 9 hours ago

>> No.17396453

>>17396425
>Blend em all 1989
1969 you clod

>> No.17396461

>>17396449
Normal person PogChamp

>> No.17396516

>>17395817
>private irl conversation with a girl
literally never unless you count small talk

>> No.17396517

>>17395473
I GET IT SHE DOESNT WANT ME JUST FUCK OFF

>> No.17396594

>>17395473
>No sleepy gf that falls asleep like a dead insect

>> No.17396659

>>17396340
Are you me?

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>>17395473
>that little crease where the butt joins the leg

>> No.17396821

>>17396382
I only write notes in the blank parts of the last few pages in a book, never on any page with important text

>> No.17396887

>>17395549
>dicking
I fucking loathe Anglos so much

>> No.17396907

>>17395473
>Why doesn't /lit/ just get a bookworm gf?
I have one and it sucks. Half the shit she reads is manga, and the other half is young adult fiction