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>> No.17389948

what does this meme mean? can someone explain how tourism is related?

>> No.17389960

>>17389948
read the book homie

>> No.17389961

>>17389948
touristshitters come to Florida en masse and take all the fucking fish
if I saw a tourist in person I would probably throw up.

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>>17389948
also the moral of the story doesn't make sense, am I being tricked here?
>>17389960
I have, twice, although as a 28 year old I must admit it's been some time since I've read Hemingway.

>> No.17389969

>>17389961
>if I saw a tourist in person
Do you live in Eastern Europe?

>> No.17389975

>>17389969
no I live in florida

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>> No.17390256

>>17390166
i don't get it

>> No.17390271

>>17390256
unspeakable eldritch creatures being... consumed... my sanity... is slipping...!!!

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>> No.17390712

>>17389948
Tourists never really experience anything or live life, they put their toe in the water and then proceed to regale everyone of their ersatz plastic individually wrapped adventures. They are the opposite of the old man and his fish.

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>> No.17390742

>>17390712
I'm not quite sure you understood the novel, anon

>> No.17390757

>>17390742
I just felt like ranting about the tourist mentality.

>> No.17390787

>>17390720
Is this a reference to Janus or to the myth that prior to Zeus splitting man that man had two faces, four arms etc ?

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>> No.17390808

>>17390787
latter

>> No.17390814

>>17390757
cool

>> No.17391668

>>17390733
>greatest prose in the English language
>writes pretentious post modern door stopper about how hitler was a BAD DUDE with a SMALL DICK

>> No.17392226

>>17390797
sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed'eed sneed sneed

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>> No.17392282

>>17392260
if there was an actual novel about 2 sharp-dressing humanoid weasel creature spies that had it out for each other and found no greater joy than watching the other suffer, damn right I’d read that book

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Posting essential content

>> No.17392470

>>17389948
At the end of the story, tourists shows up and admires the skeleton of the marlin and asks what's the deal. The bartender says "sharks". The tourists, having never had any true life experiences, believe the skeleton is of a shark, rather than the remains of a giant fish. So, basically, tourists are stupid.

>> No.17392523

>>17392470
It’s sad when you discover Hemingway really was a tourist in everything he did. He roleplayed being a good old boy with his buddy Gary Cooper (a true frontiersmen from the West).

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>>17389941
Perhaps the best Pasolini meme on the internet.

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>>17392450
brilliant

>> No.17392635

>>17392470
oh, I'd completely forgotten that. Makes more sense now.

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>> No.17393039

>>17389948
The point of the book is going over his head.

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>> No.17393049

>>17391668
He did write Omensetter's luck.

>> No.17393050

>>17392226
>sneed sneed sneed
>sneed
sneed sneed sneed sneed sneed

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>>17389941
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>>17389941
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>>17389941
'

>> No.17393065

>>17393056
someone explain pls

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>>17389941
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>>17389941
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>>17389941
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>> No.17393127

>>17392267
Thank god modern british are not descended mostly from the celts.

>> No.17393300

>>17393075
nietzsche have nothing to do with that

>> No.17393309

>>17393127
sry but genetically modern british r basically ancient britons

>> No.17393435

>>17393300
So what you are saying is, you are going to need a source for that?

>> No.17393459

>>17393125
This isn't even slightly /lit/

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Got it form reddit but I like it

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>> No.17393500

>>17393463
>Sysiphus

>> No.17393512

>>17393500
I noticed that but whatever

>> No.17393554

>>17393309
Nah. Anglo Saxons + Normans diluted the fuck out it.

>> No.17393562

>>17392470
Yet if Hemingway wasn't himself just a sport fisherman the old man would have thought to just cut the good pieces of meat off the fish before the sharks could. Instead it's an all or nothing trophy fish. For the old man that's useless since he's going to sell it by the pound. Won't even set him up for that long before he needs to catch more to live.
Maybe that hubris was intentional I dunno.

>> No.17394197

>>17390787
Aristophanes in symposium said that man was originally attached at the back with another. He was immensely powerful and "cartwheeled with 8 limbs at high speeds."

>> No.17394229

>>17394197
And he was right. Jews fear the Goywheel.

>> No.17394588

>>17393127
>>17393309
>>17393554
you're both right except it varies wildly from place to place

>> No.17394641

>>17392267
lmaoo

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>>17395083
based

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>>17395083
>>17395225

>> No.17395286

>>17392450
The most disgusting part is that the Queens name is just the Kings name backwards

>> No.17395311

>>17390693
Dangerously based

>> No.17395363

>>17393049
I’ve heard that’s even worse

>> No.17395466

>>17395363
He probably got filtered. Omensetter's luck is great.

>> No.17395495

>>17390011
Based. However, Goethe would have been more accurate than Proust.

>> No.17395524

>>17389969
>>17389961
>>17389975
Topkek

>> No.17395536

>>17393071
>this is my conclusion
>what conclusion?
cmon teach

>> No.17395665

>>17393071
a classic

>> No.17395687

call of the Coprophile

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>> No.17396318

>>17393071
kek is this real

>> No.17396326

>>17396318
Obviously not fag. It passed. No teacher would have even accepted it. The pages aren't even of the same colour you fucking retard.

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>> No.17396592

>>17392450
he should just post this online and have the whole internet proofread it, it would be done in like a month for sure

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>> No.17397013

>>17390166
To be fair sea creatures are pretty spooky. Although was Lovecraft really any good? I used to like him when I was younger but the older I get the more I realize that his writing style was a little lackluster. He had some interesting ideas though. Maybe better read anons can enlighten me.

>> No.17398282

>>17392267
Byzantines wrote that the Slavs often hid in rivers by breathing through reeds

>> No.17398976

>>17392282
you should write it, because I would also like to read it and do not know how to write

>> No.17399494

>>17396926
timeless classic and completely correct

>> No.17399565

>>17392975
Is that Borges?

Some of his stories were reviews of fictional poems

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>> No.17400109

You fags can't meme for shit

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Rolling

>> No.17400159

>>17400136
>no Nasr
I mean the Iranian state wanted to kill him the meme writes itself. McApe and arthow bf are based tho.

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>>17400159
True, Nasr is based as well, it would of nice to have him in the meme

>the Iranian state wanted to kill him
Really? kek

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>> No.17401083

>>17393086
>Oswald Spengler
Wasn't that the dude from Ghostbusters?

>> No.17401186

>>17393060
kek based machiavelli

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>>17393071
>still woulda passed if he left out a few curses

>> No.17401883

>>17393065
It's Foucault (a faggot) who took only small parts of Nietzsche's writings. Nietzsche replies that the weak shall perish. Funny enough, Foucault died of AIDS

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linguistics is /lit/, right?

>> No.17403682

>>17393060
Cringe on multiple levels

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>>17403242
yes

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>>17403682
Problem?

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>>17392271

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>>17392450
This reads as if Ulillillia wrote smut

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>>17389941
Your Welcome

>> No.17404583

tourist thread like every /lit/ meme thread in years

can't wait to see what epic synthesis of a 2014 stirnerpost and negro template from twitter is up next

>> No.17405587

>>17395746
>>17395809
>>17395083
>>17395225
okay call me a newfag or whatever but what the fuck is Call of the Crocodile? Like, I can see it's some shitty self-published ebook, but what's special about it?

>> No.17405747

>>17405587
the authour is a fag who won't stop posting here

>> No.17405819

>>17405747
i'd like to see archives of that

>> No.17405866

>>17389961
>Florida
It’s set in Cuba and Hemingway himself was the epitome of rich fags buying seaside property away from locals

>> No.17405869

>>17390733
lmao

>> No.17405892

>>17393127
It’s half and half in the east (maybe slightly more anglo-Saxon than Celt) in the west, it’s nearly all Celt, and they have darker eyes and smaller statures

>> No.17405945

>>17405587
some of it is shilling by the author and some of it is shitposting because the writing is fucking laughably bad kinda the Waldun stuff

>> No.17405977

>>17392274
>pie urheimat
>learns obscure languages to read sources
This is literally me, except no girl has ever begged me to talk about sredny stog archaeology. I even bring up marija gimbutas hoping to keep them interested, but I guess they're just renfrew fans or something.
>tfw pontic caspian-steppe gf

>> No.17405989

>>17393050
Sneed?
sneed

>> No.17406216

>>17390797
does anyone have the background image?

>> No.17406237

>>17405587
It's a batshit insane horror book written by some schizo NEET. It's honestly really entertaining because it's just so nuts. It's also self published and littered with grammatical errors. Basically like The Room of literature at this point.

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>> No.17406369

This thread gives me any idea. Is there a way we can trick Reddit into mass buying Waldun and F Gardner books? In the same sense that doge coin and the gamestop fiasco are bringing down wallstreet and banking. Could the publishing world be shaken in the same way?

>> No.17406410

>>17406299
fucking rude

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>>17392305
That hurts me deeply

>> No.17406807

>>17390166
nigerman

>> No.17406913

>>17390797
>unfunny sneed edit
cringe

>> No.17408236

>>17393071
>this is page 3

>> No.17408245

>>17393093
holy fuck I needed that

>> No.17408804

>>17406369
Hmmm. How can we achieve this?

>> No.17409008

>>17393127
wales was never invaded by anglos/vikings/normons/romans

t. Rees

>> No.17409164

>>17404460
No, YOUR welcome.