Sarcasm is the brevity of wit.

[Anonymous No.17362840]

[Anonymous No.17362914]

I'd love to have a castiza like this as a concubine

[Anonymous No.17362923]

>>17362840
I wonder what it's like to be a pretty girl.

[Anonymous No.17362951]

>>17362923
Probably easy but ultimately vapid

[Anonymous No.17362977]

>>17362914
I thought she was a Castiza at first too but from what I've been told, she and her sister are actually just southern Italians.

[Anonymous No.17363064]

>>17362914
Shes actually Sicilian

[Anonymous No.17363107]

>>17362923
it gives you a huge advantage over other women but men don't really notice. i know the internet has convinced you physical appearance matters, but 99% of men want a quiet simple woman who wants to cuddle and offer emotional support during tough times.

[Anonymous No.17363108]

>>17362840
Sarcasm is the song of a bird who grew to love his cage

[Anonymous No.17363159]

>>17362840
Wit leaps over it.

[Anonymous No.17363165]

>>17363064
anon that's not how you spell jewish

[Anonymous No.17363208]

>>17362840
Cursing is the brevity of lethargy

[Anonymous No.17363226]

>>17362977
>>17363064
So instead of being 25% native american she's 25% north african

[Anonymous No.17363252]

>>17363108
irony; I love DFW

[Anonymous No.17363290]

>>17363107
What? That's not even slightly true, men are obsessed with beautiful women, and that predates the internet by thousands of years...

[Anonymous No.17363314]

>>17363290
This

[Anonymous No.17363320]

>>17362923
Life on easy mode, but youre also more likely to get raped or molested.
Then again, women ought to be molested more. Theyve gotten too uppity lately.

[Anonymous No.17363326]

>>17363290
>men are obsessed with the idea of beautiful women

fixed it for you. the average guy will always select the less attractive friend, especially if she is warm or friendly. attractive women IRL only get approached by psychos.

[Anonymous No.17363357]

>>17363326
>attractive women IRL only get approached by psychos.
This
>”A girl who is exceptionally beautiful, on the other hand, who has something which too far surpasses the customary seductive freshness of adolescence, appears somehow unreal. Great beauty seems invariably to portend some tragic fate."

[Anonymous No.17363375]

>>17363326
I dont usually say this but.... Cope

[Anonymous No.17363472]

>>17363326
The average guy will choose the average girl because that's his only option. Men are, by definition, attracted to attractive women. Because of this, attractive women usually end up with similarly attractive men, not "psychos". I'm not saying the average guy won't be happy with an average partner but you're delusional if you don't think men have a preference for beautiful women.

[Anonymous No.17363513]

>>17362840
More like sarcasm is the absence of wit

[Anonymous No.17363531]

>>17363320
Cringe

[Anonymous No.17363559]

>>17363472
attractive women are also higher maintenance from what i've seen, really, only rich attractive people should have beautiful girlfriends if they dont want to go bankrupt

[Anonymous No.17363569]

>>17363559
There's a million fine looking girls in the world. But they don't all bring you lasagna to work. Most of them just cheat on you.

[Anonymous No.17363577]

>>17363569
sour grapes

[Anonymous No.17363593]

>>17363569
>Translation is like a woman. If it is beautiful, it is not faithful. If it is faithful, it is most certainly not beautiful.

[Anonymous No.17363664]

wit is the abbreviation of witness
you're all under arrest

[Anonymous No.17364242]

>>17363569
>>17363593
there's actually a really cute girl at my work who's really nice and gives me bread, but she's a party girl and likes to get drunk every other weekend. should i go for it?

[Anonymous No.17364254]

>>17362840
Yikes, sarcasm is cool af. Read some Machado ffs.

[࿇ C Œ M G E N V S ࿇ !KNDYSEULU. No.17364284]

>>17362840


THAT SENTENCE IS SENSELESS; SARCASM IS WIT'S ACRIDITY.

[Anonymous No.17364303]

>>17364242

Are you a duck?

[Anonymous No.17364319]

>>17364303
n-no, why would you even ask that?

[Anonymous No.17364329]

>>17364242
She sounds cool

[Anonymous No.17364351]

>>17363593

KJV onlyist on suicide watch

[Anonymous No.17364364]

>>17364319

Ducks love bread and the people who give it to them.

[Anonymous No.17364376]

>>17362840
>Brown eyes
Cringe.

Also not even true or coherent statement.

[Anonymous No.17364383]

>>17364364
haha but that ssilly imagine aduck on the internet lol

[Anonymous No.17364391]

>>17363593
This is nice in theory but in fact ugly women are no more likely to be faithful. Assure fidelity by veiling her and keeping her at home. And don't marry an ugly woman, you will become unhappy. If you marry a girl who is a delight to undress however you will be a fairly happy man. Two if you can afford it

[Anonymous No.17364428]

>>17363320
>tfw i'm high and i imagine you're a sexy femanon

[Anonymous No.17364437]

>>17364428
thanks for sharing

[Anonymous No.17364455]

>>17364242
holy fucking shit fuck yeah marry this bitch and breed her
except if you're retarded then don't
oh... wait

[Anonymous No.17364459]

>>17364242
>Implying you have a chance

[Anonymous No.17364465]

>>17364284
>WIT'S ACRIDITY
hey! that's my band's name!

[Anonymous No.17364486]

>>17364242
>She gave you bread
it's a sign

[Anonymous No.17364499]

>>17364391
the only way to keep a woman faithful to you is to beat her

[Anonymous No.17364501]

>>17362923
Your genitals discharge fluids all the time

[Anonymous No.17364502]

>>17364242
>tfw no party girls at your work
I just wanna have fun
CS is hell

[Anonymous No.17364517]

>>17364499
Beating a woman, necessary sometimes, sometimes not, is not by itself any insurance of fidelity anymore than you can trust a child alone and to do what he says just because you beat him

[Anonymous No.17364544]

>>17364499
>the only way to keep a woman faithful to you is to beat her

[Anonymous No.17364561]

>>17362923
>xhe hasn't lived as both

[Anonymous No.17364568]

>>17364242
Get that bread.

[Anonymous No.17364571]

>>17364544
that was luis de gongora's message in el medico de su honra

[Anonymous No.17364595]

>>17364571
oops calderon de la barca i get them mixed up always

[Anonymous No.17364599]

>>17364561
Meanwhile transwomen would kill to get that facial structure and that torso length

[Anonymous No.17364602]

>>17364561
Hot. I'd fuck her pussy raw.

[Anonymous No.17364616]

>>17364561
how do people see this and not immediately recognize it as a fetish? Jesus christ, I miss when terf shit was easily available on reddit, 4chan conservatives just dont cut it for me. I need terf shit

[Anonymous No.17365373]

>>17364561
some people are just given everything and they just toss is away

How I wish I could get tf away from this rock

[Anonymous No.17365380]

don't you mean "sarcasm is the soul of wit?" Genius.

[Anonymous No.17365404]

>>17364561
>>17364616
What the fuck are you talking about boomer?

[Anonymous No.17365419]

>>17364383
kek

[Anonymous No.17365425]

>>17363107
This reveals far more about you and your current likes and dislikes than it does about the rest of society.

[Anonymous No.17365677]

>>17364616
Based. Terfs were funny on many levels. Where did they go?

[Anonymous No.17366510]

>>17364616
Butterfly is a terf

[Anonymous No.17366515]

>>17362840
No it's not, it's the dumbness of wit.

[Anonymous No.17366519]

>>17365677
They got kicked off every platform and because they’re just normal women concerned about their safety and not insane reactionaries they haven’t gone to any real length to ‘regroup’ as it were. I miss them

[Anonymous No.17366526]

>>17362923
stop watching anime

[Anonymous No.17366562]

>>17365677
terfs are on ovarit but its not that active

[Anonymous No.17366610]

>>17364561
is that nick mullen?

[Anonymous No.17367345]

>>17366519
If "normal" women were all that concerned about their safety they wouldn't do half the shit they currently think is socially acceptable.

[Anonymous No.17367375]

>>17363326
cope